oh, uh, sophie, there's a trianna concert in omaha. trianna? she's that teenybopper kid's star. she's got a show on that kid's network. trianna. at the mid-american palace? that's a hot ticket. so let's say you've got trianna -- nate: yeah, right. enough. enough's enoug i'm sorry -- monkey boy here was supposed to take you to the hotel. it didn't happen. quite all right, sweetie. i was just catching up with the local welcome wagon. yeah, all e more reason i'm sorry. well, i really enjoyed our conversation. perhaps we can continue it at the concert later? pardon me? turns out i'm going to the big show. of course. definitely. well, i look forward to it. mr. wells. trianna? really? hardison: hey, man, look. you're lucky i didn't give you a monster truck rally on an indian reservation. eliot: now what? to hook this guy, we have to convince him sophie's the real deal. how are we gonna do that? choose it, sear it, roast it, ast it, slice it. new, hand-carved roasted sirloin. perfectly paired, perftly served... and starting at just $10.99?! it's dinner time at outback. [ tires screech

u get the girls with trianna, you get the boys with mma. and there's always another fresh-faced prince ready to go through the singing/dancing mill in florida. occasionally we let one be a lesbian. keeps the press on their toes. i want in. oh! it's not that easy, sugar. i have an agreement. agreement? the man's a fraud. but guess what. i already stole his best fighter, and have him slotted into a card this week. but wells has already agreed to put up half my production costs. well, how's this? i'll put up all of it. [ chuces ] sweetie, you're talking half a million dollars of your own money. no, no, no. unh-unh. that's not gonna work. well, look, you said it yourself -- you need product, and that's what i've got. you and i -- we understand each other. we think alike. and i've got an equity line on my gym i can tap. you'll have the money tomorrow. well, then, call me when you have your funds together. i'll bring the paperwork. sophie: did you get all that? got it. great job. we should be on our way home by this time tomorrow. you sure about