as always -- as always, i'll start the tricycle drag race with my neckerchief. [ laughter ] you guys,s hanging out. unbelievable, all right. >> no cheating! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: ready? >> come on. >> jimmy: ready? [ cheers and applause ] ready, set, go! [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] dwight freeney got the win! [ cheers and applause ] nice job, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] jeff saturday and dwight freeney, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] man, oh man, those things are broken. they are broken right now. [ laughter ] some little kid is going to be disappointed come christmas. this is another suggestion, here. this is from kyle perry, from ball state. [ cheers and applause ] "jimmy, i'm a big fan of the nfl and of the 1996 hit movie, 'jerry maguire.' is there any way you can get nfl players to reenact the famous 'you complete me' scene?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think we have to do that. ladies and gentlemen, here with a performance from "jerry maguire," nfl stars tony gonzalez and jerry rice! [ cheers and applause ] okay, guys. [ cheers and appla

all this ice boat is is a tricycle, a real sleek hull with two rails out back and one rail up front orkate. and they sail very similar to the way a sail boat would sail. you say skate, but there's no wheels, right? >> no wheels at all. if you feel like keeping your sailing skills sharp, you go out on something like this the guy is rudder steering in the front, he has the rope he's controlling his sail with. >> can you call it a boat? technically the state of the water is changed. >> i would like to see somebody go skiing behind one of these things. >> you just came up with a great idea for somebody shooting some video. can you imagine that at 90 miles per hour? >> i'm watching a new show, it has terror, intrigue and one bug versus another. it's monster bug wars. >> the mantis attacks with leetleet lethal limbs and savage ways. >> on a saturday afternoon, monster bug wars? this will be cool. >> yeah. >> the mantis must choose its moment because the tiger beetle can server entire limbs with a single bite. the mantis doesn't stay motionless for long. >> whoa. >> whoa! yes. >> in less time

she is cuter than a baby panda riding a tricycle made of kittens. sounds cruel, but it is cute. i am here with fox newschannel anchor as sober as always. and what is big, black and funny all over? sinbad so he couldn't make it. >> that same joke? >>> his other car is a gurney. it is bill schulz. and always a reservation for one when serving beef cake like him. sitting next to me, rick leventhall. and everyone is wise to his bias and lies. good to see you, pinch. >> in our oscar coverage we will learn how to pull off a tux like george clooney. that is easy for you to say. but we would also need legs, arms and a torso to follow that ininstruction. you, sir, are from the first order. >> there is some hand clapping on top of my head. >> i don't understand. he was chasing by jason. alexzander that is. during wednesday night's debate, mitt romney dared quote a line from seinfield and when the actor who played george heard he quit he flipped. first here is the not at all outdated reference. >> i want to restore america's promise and i am going to do that tonight. as george caw stan swr

on a friend of mine's house years and years ago, and it's a picture of a little boy sitting on a tricycle and he has his hands on the handlebars and his feet up off the pedals and he's got a big grin on his face, his hair is blowing back behind his head and underneath the picture it says if you're coasting, you're going downhill. mr. speaker, there are many economies in the world throughout history that have reached the apex of their growth. and they have decided they like where they are, they get complacent and they begin to coast. if they're coasting, they're going downhill. each economy, each society, each culture gets to that point where they start to coast and they go downhill. and the societies and the cultures that see it a different way, that understand that you have to constantly be innovating, you have to constantly be creating, you have to constantly find a way to be more competitive, they're the ones that show up in the super bowl of the global economy. so when i listen to my colleagues from the east coast and west coast talk about what's wrong and what we need to fix and we n