for more on today's testimony, let's go live to the courthouse with our own troy iwata. ause] troy! troy, what's the mood down at the courthouse today? >> i would say the mood is uncomfy. like, i was so perturbed, i made myself feel better by remembering that time i watched "saltburn" with my parents. that's how bad it was today. but i got to tell you, it's brutal hearing someone's dumb horny man moves read aloud in the cold light of a courtroom. >> jordan: i'm sorry, dumb horny man moves? >> you know, the things you say and do right before you have sex with someone for the first time? the sexy stuff you do in the moment that no one should ever rehash? the faces and phrases, like, your lips look like two big worms. >> jordan: oh, okay. well, i mean, some people's man moves are pretty solid, i bet. >> you keep telling yourself that, big guy. like, what's your go-to move when you get to the bedroom? >> jordan: well, i don't know if this is the time or place... one time, i said, "alrighty, then" just like ace ventura. but it was a good reference because we had both just seen

for more on the flag controversy with justice alito, we turn to troy iwata! applause] troy! troy, you're outside justice alito's house at the jersey shore. what's the mood down there? >> it's awful, michael. it's the jersey shore. stop sending me here! it's like if florida wore too much cologne. >> michael: okay, but what can you tell us about the flags at alito's house? they're very provocative! >> well, it's worse than that, michael. these flags are very confusing! i don't know what any of these weird right-wing symbols mean. one is upside down. this one has a clip-art pine tree on it. i don't get the message! the first time i saw that blue lives matter flag, i thought the smurfs finally got citizenship. >> michael: well, right-wing nationalists use this pine tree flag to symbolize how god gave them the divine right to violently overthrow the government. >> then [bleep] say that! write "this is a reference to whatever shit michael just said" on the flag. because right now, this is just an ugly flag with a christmas cookie on it. >> michael: i think the bigge