. >> jimmy: yeah, trumpy. trumpy came back.ry big announcement about president obama that could cost him the election. [ audience oohs ] yep, he's going to endorse him. [ laughter ] it will be very interesting, so we'll see -- [ applause ] we'll see what happens. that's right. donald trump has a very big announcement regarding president obama. apparently, he has evidence that obama was born in romnesia. [ laughter ] this is a weird story. yesterday a helium-filled blimp, that said "america needs romney," crash-landed in florida. [ laughter ] no one is sure what went wrong. and even the pilot was like -- [ chipmunk voice ] "i don't know what the hell happened. i mean, one second i was flying around. next thing i know, the wind came up -- get off my back!" [ cheers and applause ] he got very mad. >> steve: oh, the humanity. >> jimmy: man, this is a big story. today world cycling officials stripped lance armstrong of his seven tour de france titles. when he heard of the news, lance was like, "yeah, not the worst thing i've been st