you're not tuckahoe's man of the year. you are tuckahoe's person of the year. - yes, person. - just one question. - yes, my very own person. - while you're up in albany, who's gonna take care of me? - walter, you'll have mrs. naugatuck and me to take care of you. and philip'll be here to keep you from being lonesome. - you see, darling? nothing's going to change. - [nell] (singing) oh, singing in the rain. singing in the rain. - i think she's been nipping at the milk again. - well, this calls for a celebration. i'll go and warm up some of those veal kidneys you love. - that's a good idea, and i'll open the cold duck. - [maude] mrs. naugatuck, somebody else here is having a big night. - [nell] who? - mr. findlay, of course, man of the year. how do you like his trophy? - another thing to polish. his pussycat theater wouldn't give me my senior citizen's discount. (audience laughs) - walter. walter. honey, is something wrong? - oh, for crying out loud, maude. can't you run for some office that's local, where at least you'd be

this is going to be the greatest tribute to the movie since the 1927 tuckahoe film festival. right, and when our thermometer there, see, goes over the $6,000 mark, we've going to do our spectacular version of hooray for hollywood. mrs. naugatuck: ? hooray for hollywood ? ? that phony, super coney, hollywood ? better than that. your insurance company won't replace the full value of your totaled new car. the guy says you picked the wrong insurance plan. no, i picked the wrong insurance company. with liberty mutual new car replacement?, you won't have to worry about replacing your car because you'll get the full value back including depreciation. and if you have more than one liberty mutual policy, you qualify for a multi-policy discount, saving you money on your car and home coverage. call liberty stands with you?. ladies and gentlemen-- oh, i forgot, i gotta get on my mark. and now, as our salute to all those carmen miranda musicals, here's carol and the tuckahoe tippy-toe dancers doing, i yi yi yi yi yi yi i like you very much. ? all: ? boom chica boom chica boo boo b-boom ?

for crying out loud, i'll be the laughingstock of tuckahoe! you can't do this to me! do you hear me? i insist!!! walter, do you know that the psychic was right when he predicted that someone close to me is going to have a severe emotional trauma? but it wasn't joanna, walter, it's you! me? me?!!! i am not having a trauma!!! ( panting ) where are we? beloved couple, soft of hearts,

yellow in tuckahoe and mays landing, but this only takes a little bit. or five mines to pass any spot. sea isle city you are about to get a higher cell and it looks like the sun is trying to break through here in cape may on the beach. temperatures improved in philadelphia. winds are light north north east at 3 miles per hour at this hour. and temperatures across the region, cooler up north, 43 in allentown and 44 in reading and milder down south, 55 in millville and dover and 53 at cape may at this hour. the first batch of rain is coming through and most of it light and steadier, it's going through pretty quick. a lot of clouds behind that with brightening here and there. and additional shower activity coming out of west virginia that may pop through later on, as you see on future tracker 6, it's pretty light and spotty be scattered, that is the 5:00 afternoon view later in the evening a sprinkle on the windshield for your holiday gathering, a spotty shower can't be ruled out. down the shore it's the same story, clouds and a break here or there and dry

"the prominent couplewill bhonot in the ramrod room of the tuckahoe country club." speech! come on, maude, walter-- wait a second, w. aw. ma i'm so proud of you! oh, sweetheart, i'm glou feethat way. then, you won't beo se if i go to the affair tonight stark naked. oh, i'll kill that clea-- grace. i know, grace. the nerve of that woman! shng up me. say, maude, if you don't havedr a s to wear, mahave sething you can courself with. afsawi the paper this morning, carol: chris! ( all talking at once ) oh! oh! , chris, darling, how thoughtful of you. oh, walter. you know, i never realized what a beautiful couple we are. such nice opores. gosh, i never saw such a big picture in my life! looks like a snapshot for wilt chamberlain's wallet. arthur's sense of humor must be rubbing off on me. better outhan on u. i do, don't i? and to think that with that shirt and that jacket, you had the innate good taste not to clutter it up me picture. that looks like a snapshot for wilterlamb's wallet. ha ha ha ha ha. arthur! that's exactly the same thing i said. really? vivi has a marvelous nse

this is tuckahoe route 50 at route 49. quiet scene at this early hour, not seeing any carls out there at the moment but you can see the roads a little bit wet there in south jersey. it's not raining terribly hard but nonetheless they're wet so give yourself a little extra time. we have a water main break in east whiteland township in chester county. route 29 north of route 30 that's lancaster avenue, traffic squeeze buying but the crews are out there so you might want to avoid that and stick to 401 or 252 instead of route 29. let's go outside live in the city and check that construction on the vine and we can see traffic now moving in both directions westbound and eastbound the construction is cleared. all the ramps reopened and the vine is looking pretty good. crews return at 11 o'clock and shut the vine down in both directions. blue route, schuylkill, i-95, speeds mostly in the 50's and we're still dry on i-95 here at cottman, matt. >> thanks karen. >>> breaking this morning a woman is found with a stab wound to the head

you'll want to take tuckahoe road as your alternate to get around this incident. that's a look at the local roadways this "black friday", we know it will heat up little later on, as the shoppers do head out. but jan, greg, little later on in the 5:00 hour, we will find out about this place. jurassic world, cool here at the franklin institute. we send it back to you guys in the studio. >> looking forward to it, pat, thanks so much. see you soon. >> bargain hunt remembers already flooding the blocks for premium outlets in new jersey. it seems everywhere you look, 6%, or even 75% off, that's my kind of deal. many shoppers throughout this morning say shopping on "black friday" has become their new holiday tradition. >> and shoppers got head start on "black friday" deals last night at the cherry hill mall. the doors opening at 6:00 with some department stores opening up even earlier. some folks left the dinner table early, hoping to catch that bargain. more importantly, hoping to catch up on some sleep. >> we once got up really early like four a.m. and we said we would

you'll want to use tuckahoe road as your alternate route to get around this. but looking pretty good traffic wise this morning, and that's good news, because the holiday shopping season is now underway with customers, headed out there to get those "black friday" steels. >> "eyewitness news" reporter alexandria hoff checked in with shoppers who started their shopping early at the cherry hill mall. >> reporter: navigating the dinner table nothing compared to the maze that thousands in our area entered into. >> we have been preparing since summertime for this day, the biggest shopping day of the year, kick off to the holiday season. >> cherry hill mall opened its doors at 6:00 p.m., with some department stores opening up even earlier, mad rush that sent some shoppers back out the door. >> i put my stuff down, let's get out of this place. >> so are you coming back for anything. >> no, i'm done. >> portion of the 137 million americans who will shop this holiday weekend, starting "black friday" early, is really just a way to get out of having to wake up at the crack

so just in case he's passing over tuckahoe, don't push it. ( doorbell ) i knew it. i knew it. carol has a guilty conscience, and she's coming back to apologize. walter, fix your hair. darling, i forgive you. i forgive you. how did you know we broke all the buttons? a lucky guess. eddie, isn't there some mistake? i don't have anything at the cleaners. it's for your houseguest. the duchess of naugatuck. our mrs. naugatuck? the duchess of naugatuck? yeah. where is she? eddie, have you been sniffing the spot remover again? don't worry. i won't blab it around. she told me the whole thing. a direct descendant of henry the eighth. well she does look a little like charles lawton. oh, eddie, tell me, what does she owe you? uh, it's no charge. it's on the house. eddie, no charge? well, she promised us an autographed picture to hang in the shop of her playing croquet with the queen mother. well, if it means free cleaning, i'll give you an autographed picture of me. doing what? with your prices, you name it, i'll do it. no! ( door slams ) we really have to do something about mrs. naugatuc

the bathroom-fixture king of tuckahoe? right into the toilet. he filed for bankruptcy. they're not building any more houses, so he went broke. honey, how about getting a loan from the government? the government? they'll only bail you out if you're lockheed, franklin bank, the pennsylvania railroad! ntry, maude? all we get is a slap on the back, a "win" button, and a pep talk from eliot janeway. ( imitating ) it's a fool's game, maude. now, listen, walter, look, i don't want you to say anything. now, look, listen to me, walter, please. under the circumstances, walter, the house is free and clear. maude... look, we'll borrow on it. no, the house is yours. the house is ours, walter. it just happens to be in my name. now, listen, this is my problem! it is our problem, walter. now why shouldn't we borrow on it. give me one good reason. maude, i built findlay's friendly appliances. thirty-two years ago, i started the long, long climb, but i needed no outside help. i did it all by myself! i am horatio alger. i am independent and proud. i am an american success story. walter, i

it's only a best seller in tuckahoe, and that's because you personally nagged half the town into buying his lousy book. walter, you are a small man, a very small man. you are an american bonsai. it just so happens that barry is a fascinating human being, and you would know that instead of those dumb sports articles. they are not dumb! huh? "joe namath tells "how to make love with your helmet on." he got five commercials that way, maude. and two bad knees. you do all this research on a perfect car, then smash it into a tree. your insurance company raises your rates. maybe you should've done for drivers with accident forgiveness, liberty mutual won't raise your rates due to your first accident. and if you do have an accident, our claims centers are available to assist you 24/7. call for a free quote today. liberty stands with you?. you know, walter, there is such a simple way of using dental floss. it really amazes me that you don't know how. yeah? okay, maude, how? you'll find a needle in my sewing box. now, string the dental floss through he eye of the needle you want your glasses, walt

good gravy, i've alerted the local press, the tuckahoe drum and bugle corps is coming! where am i gonna find another place on such short notice? maudie, did i ever mention to you that you're a marvelously beautiful woman? oh, no, you don't! then, i take it back! half this house is mine! you got the house, arthur. no, no, no, no, no! now, wait-- wait a minute, wait a minute! you know that john wayne and i are as different as night and day! how can you expect me to let anybody that conservative walk through that door? horse feathers! i'm much more conservative than john wayne, and i walk in this house all the time. by the way, reminds me-- get out!!! arthur, the house is yours! ( whistle blows ) over here, army buddy! ( drum roll ) would you say no to a lot more money? [excited scream] you just won a million dollars! no thanks. nice balloons, though! or no to more vacation days? janet, i'm giving you an extra week's vacation! oh, ah... nooo. what? no way. who says no to more? time warner cable's all about giving you more. free hd channels and virtually unlimited movies an

you want him to be official numbers caller at the tuckahoe wide world of bingo? oh, that's quite an honor. yeah, well, i'll tell ya, i'll tell him when he comes, and thank you so much for calling, father monahan. you know, i think if it weren't for bingo, half the people in the world would be atheists. i've finished upstairs if you care to unpack. oh, thank you, mrs. naugatuck. wow wee wally! never knew you had legs like that. thank you, mrs. naugatuck. you're welcome, but it wasn't meant as a compliment. walter, absolutely brilliant. i just hope you were wearing shorts. why? well, you get a barrel with a knothole, you could be in big trouble with the f.c.c. now, will ya cut it out, arthur? mother ( regally ): well, how do i look? mother, you look beautiful. oh-- you see? and you say we never agree about anything. arthur, this is maude's mother, florence chadburn. dr. harman. very nice to meet you, mrs. chadburn. well, i'm delighted to meet you, doctor. i don't think she's so hard to please. i didn't say that either, mother. i'm sure you didn't, dear. i think now

my last tango in tuckahoe. this is my "v" day. at 5:00, it will be "v" for "vamoose." oh, do i envy you? what are you gonna do tomorrow now that you're retiring? i'm gonna lull around in bed, take my own sweet time and not get up until 5 a.m. then i'm gonna fix henry's breakfast and get the children dressed and off to school, make the beds, scrub the floors, do the laundry, and then clean the house. no offense, folks. my house. you know, at the rate mother's going, we're not gonna have anybody to replace you. i wonder what she'll find wrong with this one. i'll bet a dollar on, uh, left-handed. i'll go with "too tall." didn't she use "too tall" on that swedish midget yesterday? yeah, yeah. i'll change my bet to "flat feet." okay. and i'll take "shifty eyes." maybe with the zero hour so close, she'll lower her standards and hire this one. are you kidding? why don't you check it out, florida? lly an enormous house and requires a great deal of very hard work. oh, i'm accustomed to big houses. i used to work on an estate. oh. well, in that case, i'm sure you'll feel cramped