i always travel with my tupperware. check it out. i am really doing this., this is flour. you can way my whole hand just to make it easier. ♪ ♪ oh, my god. i did it. >> that was only 90 minutes. >> [bleep]. you have the wrong apartment. get out of here. little did i know, since we are about to get really bad. you said you were 5% 10 minutes ago. [bleep] you. good. all good. just me here with my thoughts. that is chill. i know what to do. sadly, i did not make it. but you know what i did make? a difference. that is something they can never take away from me. [cheers and applause] >> michelle: when we come back da'vine, joy randolph will be joining me on the show. don't go away. hi, i'm ron reagan, an unabashed atheist. and i'm alarmed, as you may be, by the intrusions of religion into our secular government. that's why i'm asking you to join the freedom from religion foundation, the nation's largest and most effective association of atheists and agnostics working to keep state and church separate, just like our founders intended. please join the freedom from

tupperware. answer is older than tupperware. okay the slinky's biden older or younger than the slinky. >> older. >> that's right older than the slinky. maria: todd piro, your reaction. >> is a strategy drawing the sting when you have something uncomfortable that you don't like. you're making a joke and draw attention on your own terms. it feels like the left is doing that. plus the trumped guy is old, he 77 but congressman murphy made the key distinction age is just a number it is how you operate. to his point joe biden was never a rhodes scholar to begin with compound that with the fact that is going through mental deterioration as happens as people get older and clearly this is an issue meantime you have trump you may not like what he says if your many people in our country but you have technology sharpens attack. maria: i like that he released his doctor's note. >> on the same day of joe biden's birthday. >> good for you donald trump. >> you newt gingrich on the show last week and talk about s

the answer is he is older than tupperware. okay. next up, the slinky.den older or younger than the slinky? >> older! >> jimmy: that's right. older than the slinky. cornflakes. is biden older or younger? >> older! >> jimmy: oh, you might be surprised. he is actually quite a bit younger. they were invented in 1906. how about the bra. younger or older than the bra? mixed on that one. biden is younger than the bra. betty crocker cake mixes. biden older or younger? >> older! >> jimmy: that's right. he is older than cake mix. two-ply toilet paper? is biden older or younger? >> older! >> jimmy: actually, they're exactly the same age. finally, one more item. kitty litter. is biden older or younger than kitty litter? >> younger! >> jimmy: joe biden is indeed older than kitty litter. which in fact could be a great new campaign slogan for him. “joe biden: older than kitty litter.” happy birthday, mr president. [ cheering and applause ] meanwhile, in fort dodge, iowa this weekend, the maga troops rallied to see their orange jesus in the flesh. one of the opening ac

>> that's my department, yeah. [ laughter ] with that tupperware, too.immy: yeah, then you return it to your in-laws or whatever. [ laughter ] did you decide -- how do you divide the duties like that? >> the snake/rat thing? i think it's cler your inclination is, where you're drawn, right? i'm really afraid of mice and rats. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we had a whole rat thing too. >> jimmy: you had rats, yeah. >> we live in new york city. snakes at the beach in long island, then you have rats in the city. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we have a little -- we had a little yard. this is years ago. whenever there's construction in work are new york, the rats get loose. >> jimmy: yeah. >> suddenly we saw this rat going back and forth in our yard. we've got to do something about this rat what are we going to do? we'd sometimes leave our garden doors open. one time i was on the second floor and the rat dashed by my feet. dashed by my feet. it was really scary. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we call the exterminator and he says, where there's one rat, there's an infestation. >> jimmy: i h

my grandmother took out this tupperware of pimento cheese and this loaf of bread and she just startedere sitting there like, rosalynn carter just made me this sandwich, you know? they couldn't believe it. but she loved people. and she was a cool grandma. she was cool. like, she did tie chi with a sword and if you want to see a 5-year-old boy be excited, they would come back, dad, you know mom carter has a sword, you know. she once told me about this trip papa that y'all took to havana in the '50s. she said y'all went down there for the night and you didn't get a hotel room. i said, what did you do? she looked at me like, we danced. we slept on the plane. they danced, didn't they? she was a rock for our family. and that's true, but in many ways, she was more as chip said, an adventurer, a voyager, a mountain climber. she learned to ski in her 60s then skied for 25 more years. as chip said, she fished trout streams in georgia to wyoming and from venezuela to siberia. visited 120 countries. climbed mount kilimanjaro and mount fuji and summited peaks and i know she went to the everest bas

back of the airplane together, and it took off, and we looked over, my grandmother took out this tupperware of pimento cheese. [ laughter ] and this loaf of bread, and she just started making sandwiches. and she gave it to all of us grandkids. and then she started giving them to other people on the plane. >> reporter: a touching celebration for a woman who led such a full life and delivered hope to so very many people in this world. today's service was poignant. it was somber, and even at times even light-hearted. today was very much so a public celebration of life for rosalynn carter. those memorial services will continue for a third and final day as a small funeral procession is expected to take place in her small hometown of plains, georgia. first lady, erin, is headed home. >> nick, thank you very much. and i want to go to jack watson now, he was there today, at president carter's former white house chief of staff. jack, i appreciate your time. of course, what a day it was to honor and to remember and sadness and, of course, moments to smile to remember a life, a long life well lived. f

back of the airplane together, it took off and we looked over, and my grandmother took out this tupperwareter just made me this sandwich. they couldn't believe it but she loved people. she was cool, like, she did tai chi with a sword. if you want to see a 5-year-old boy be excited, they'd come back, dad, did you know mom carter has a sword? she once told me about this trip y'all took to havana in the 1950's. she said y'all went down there for the night and didn't get a hotel room, and i said, what did you do? she looked at me like, we danced. [laughter] we slept on the plane. they danced, didn't they? she was a rock for our family. and that's true. but in many ways she was more, as chip said, an advencherer, a -- adventurer, a voyager, a mountain climber. she learned to ski in her 60's and skied for 25 more years. as chip said, she fished trout streams from georgia to wyoming and from venezuela to siberia. visited 120 countries. climbed mount kilimanjaro, fount -- mount fuji, summited peaks in bolivia and other places. she went to the everest base camp in nepal. i can guarantee she was loo

. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thanksgiving leftovers for also being a sly way to steal someone's tupperware. ♪ thank you, electric carving knife for making it sound like my turkey has a personal massager [ laughter and applause >> steve: ooh, ooh, wow. i just got that one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not sure if i did. >> steve: oh, my god ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, playing a a board game with family after thanksgiving dinner for being a fun way to say i don't think we've fought enough yet. [ laughter and applause ♪ thank you, inflatable yard decorations for letting my neighbors celebrate the holidays with a 24/7 leaf blower there you have it, everybody those are my "thank you notes. we'll be right back with cher! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> you know my song, "believe? >> jimmy: of course. that was - [ cheers and applause it was the first song to ever use autotune >> uh, it's not autotune it's just something that i can naturally do with my voice ♪ any tim i want ♪ [ cheers and applause hat it's e to perform through pain. if you're like me, one of the millions suffering from pain caused by migrain

it exploits our actions the way that tupperware parties do. it turns our network of connections, our social graphs come into a commodity for others to exploit. douglas: they would sell our social graphs. when i wrote that was when facebook decided they could use you to advertise. they broadcast that for money to your friends or anyone who follows you and more. whether you enter or not, they were going crazy, but it got worse than that. you have to take your past behavior and use that to put you in a bucket. forget what you are likely to do in the future and make sure that you do that. facebook looks at your past activities and decides that you are 80% likely to go on a diet in the next two weeks. your newsfeed will get filled with stories like, what happens if you are too fat or did you eat that food? what is going on in your bloodstream? what they are doing that for is to get that 80% accuracy after 90%. they are directed at 20% of people who choose to do something else, who are going to choose to do something that is not -- they take the 20%

think about friday morning and in the tupperware in the fridge.not enough to make puff pastry because it is very time consuming. brush it with egg wash so it becomes brown and beautiful. i like to put fresh thyme, black pepper in a 375 oven or 20 minutes or until it looks something like this. >> it looks gorgeous how does it taste, guys? >> we love a pot pie i love a pot pie, too. i don't love turkey, but now i love turkey vis-a-vis pot pie. >> vis-a-vis. >> i always welcome extra people at my table. i'm always hosting we will have 20 people we will be doing a turkey and a ham and it wouldn't be my household without a pot of sauce. >> let me just remind you to get the ingredients by scanning the qr code. today earns a small commission from purchases through the qr code or links on today.com chef, happy thanksgiving this is a great idea i have the only wine in the building we'll be right back. but, first, this is "today" on nbc. we had to come back outside because we've got such a lovely, beautiful, gorgeous crowd. mr. roker, you have got a check o

back of the airplane together and it took off and we looked over, my grandmother took out this tupperware like she did tai chi with a sword. and if you want to see a 5-year-old boy be excited, they would come back, dad, you know mom carter has a sword, you know? she once told me about this trip, paw-paw, that y'all took to havana in the '50s. she said y'all went down there for the night and you didn't get a hotel room. and i said what'd you do? she looked at me like, we danced. and we slept on the plane. they danced, didn't they? she was a rock for our family. and that's true. but in many ways she was more, as chip said, an adventurer. a voyager, a mountain climber. she learned to ski in her 60s and then skied for 25 more years. as chip said, she fished trout streams from georgia to wyoming and from venezuela to siberia, visited 120 countries, climbed mount kilimanjaro and mount fuji and summited peaks in bolivia and other places. and i know that she went to the everest base camp in nepal. and i can guarantee you that she was looking up at that thing and thinking, if they would just let m

it took off and we looked over and my grandmother took out this tupperware of pomatto cheese.ughter] this loaf of bread and started making sandwiches. [laughter] she gave it to all of us grandkids and then she started giving them to other people on the plane. [laughter] people were sitting there like, rosalynn carter made me the sandwich. they cannot believe it but she loved people. and she was a cool grandma. host: that full-service is available if you go to our website and our app. let's hear from jim in ohio, independent line. caller: i am calling in. i used to feel sorry for these maga people that had been converted to this cult. they have turned into a terrorist organization, in my opinion. why has nothing been done about it or even exposed all the dirty stories? they are scaring people. host: tony in texas, republican line. caller: i just want to touch base on this immigration thing going on. i am married to a woman that came over to america. she came to america with a visa. we filed for her citizenship. it has been five years and over $6,000 already to get my wife's cit