surprised. [ laughter ] russian president vladimir putin received a puppy today from the president of turkmenistanbelated birthday gift and he sent back a pretty shocking thank you card. [ audience groans ] [ light laughter ] it is my birthday. i ate the puppy. [ laughter ] i send back puppy bones. [ light laughter ] i'm not monster. i don't eat bone. [ laughter ] i'll win 'em -- i'll 'em over with puppy bones. iceland, this week, became the smallest country to ever qualify for the world cup and while they may be the smallest country they still have the longest roster. [ light laughter ] designing an iphone with a foldable display. we're getting ready to fold too, said blackberry. ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is the star of the new series on netflix, "disjointed," the always wonderful kathy bates is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he's a dear friend of ours. he's also the writer, director, and star of the action comedy "killing gunther" taran killam is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and music from one of my favorite ban