[ laughter ] >> jimmy: we just picked him up from madame tussauds. >> steve: are you serious?ghter ] >> jimmy: yeah. 's great. >> sh a realistic guy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, now he's busted. >> steve: that smile could charm a thousand ships. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, people who say "you had to be there" after telling a story, for basically saying, "turns out, my story sucked." [ laughter ] oh, you had to be there. >> steve: forget it. >> jimmy: you knew i wasn't there, so why would you tell me? >> steve: yeah, why would you tell me the story? thank you for boring me. yeah, you had to be there. >> jimmy: no, i didn't. >> steve: no, i didn't. glad i wasn't. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ thank you, real estate brokers, for charging thousands of dollars to basically just go, "how 'bout that one?" [ laughter ] >> steve: "nope?" >> jimmy: "that one?" [ applause ] "how 'bout this one?" >> steve: "nope, forget it." ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, chuck todd, brian williams and david gregory, for proving that, to be a trusted news anchor, all you need are two first names. [ laughter ] yo