but when he heard he got the mark twain, he was, he was happy about that. and, of course, i had been secretly nominating him for years. [laughter] like, come on, mark twain -- i mean, come on, people, george carlin. if there's not a mark twain in our culture, and they picked some other people who, i get it, it's a tv show, and it's the kennedy center and stuff like that. i'm a big fan of billy crystal, but really? you're picking billy crystal before george carlin for the mark twain prize? he did. yeah, he did know that, and he really did appreciate it. he loved it. >> when your father passed away, thanksgiving the story about how -- passed away, this is the story how we met. i was a big fan of george carlin, and since he was so associated with the first amendment both because of his case and a number of other routines that he had done, we immediately posted on the thomas jefferson web site sort of a tribute to george carlin. unbeknownst to me, kelly carlin, at george carlin's funeral there were two organizations that were suggested that you might want the d

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. >> reporter: every candidate weighing in on the latest shake-up in the twain. corey lewandowski facing a criminal charge of battery taken from an overhead security camera at trump's own golf club showing him with michele fields by his side before lewandowski grabs her and pulls her back gripping her arm allegedly. >> it shouldn't be complicated members of the campaign staff should not be physically assaulting the press. >> when you have problems like that you have to act. >> reporter: trump stood by him. >> corey is a fine person. >> reporter: outside his event, a 15-year-old protester was pepper sprayed as she clashed with trump supporters. democrats have been quick to pounce. >> ultim is mr. trump's. >> reporter: bernie sanders in an interview on cnn. >> what concerned me very much about donald trump is the edginess of calls for vice around his campaign. >> reporter: now, when it comes to that republican loyalty pledge it's important to point out last night ted cruz and john kasich would not commit to backing trump if he becomes the nominee. reena, kendis. >>

francis)) > you're taking a live look at the scene of a vehicle into a house near cabana drive and twain... that's just southeast of desert inn and nellis. it's not exactly clear what caused this accident... we're told a woman was taken to sunrise hospital with life threatening injuries. we'll bring you any new details as we get them on air and online at las vegas now dot com./// ((paula francis)) > several u.s. talking about the ufo mystery. ((dave courvoisier)) presidents jimmy carter and ronald reagan both had ufo sightings of their own, but the current presidential campaign might be the first in which ufo disclosure has been championed by a major party candidate. during a recent campaign stop in las vegas, the campaign manager for hillary clinton told politics now host steve sebelius that his candidate will try to get to the bottom of the ufo question. george knapp has the story. < john podesta/ fmr. white house chief of staff: i think the american people can handle the truth about this. john podesta has always been a strong advocate for declassification of government files in genera

. >> shania twain, celine dion. >> next to daisy ridley.all know daisy ridley. >> daisy ridley is known, thank you. we're going to cut your mikes off. >>> you went the ted cruz route? >> the train has left the building. >> daisy ridley known to billions as rey from the new "star wars" films is fighting against the dark side of the internet. >> the 23-year-old actress responded to a body shaming meme making an the rounds online, the image depicting her and referencing her slim figure as setting unrealistic expectations for girls. >> ridley boldly i'm a real woman like every other woman in the world," and urged her supporters not to attack anyone who created or shared the meme. >>> and in other news, ridley has been reportedly tapped to play laura croft in a reboot of "tomb raider," the film that starred angelina jolie as the video game character. >> yeah, very cool. >> sticking with movie news, there's a new trailer that has everyone talking. > the avengers are returning in "captain america civil war." in this brand-new trailer, one avenger

whoa, how's work, training shania twain? wow. how is that? it's so good. hey, by the way. last night, after you left, i looked up alice ackerman. you know what i found out on google? she bought her house from will smith's mom! ahh! i'm so sorry. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you, everybody. thank you so much. tonight's guest from the great state of south carolina, senator lindsey graham is here! ( cheers and applause ) that's coming up in a bit. but first, yesterday was another primary election day, and because tuesday is the most convenient day of the week to take three hours out of your life, the people of arizona chose to do just that. yeah, only person sadder than the ones who had to wait in line for three hours is john kasich, who got fewer votes than marco rubio, a man who isn't even in the race anymore. ( laughter ) it sort of makes sense i guess arizona would identify with marco rubio, because they, too, a

as mark twain once said, "history may not repeat itself but it rhymes."(crowd laughs) jeb bush is hearing the rhymes here. - and the question is whether "the nuts" will be for him. - and whether he can actually consolidate the non nuts. (crowd laughs) this is a pretty technical historical. - it made more sense than you think it did. - i don't want to overwhelm you with historical dorkdum but the non nuts, are there enough non nuts to overcome the nuts? - right. well as one nut to another, (crowd laughs) i wish you well with this book. - thank you. - it's a treat to get to see you again and to see your continuous success. - always fun. - wonderful, jon meacham, thank you. (crowd applauds) - [voiceover] we'd love to have you join us in the studio. visit our web site at klru dot org slash overheard to find invitations to interviews, q&a's with our audience and guests and an archive of past episodes. - i said, "mr. president, do you mind "if i offer a theory here?" he said, "sure." i said, "i think you downplayed "the number of occasions you actually "consult

so mark twain once said the aversion of nonfiction is simple becausefict nonfiction doesn't have to makekeyosense.e [laughter] you tell the story that happened did it often does not make sense so i use those techniques of narrative theirirth speculative but i try to reach that obvious when that happens. a solid example is there wasway a guy who passed away. he had come north is a basic if you don't take me i will go by myself so they were trying to rebuild the damage house to have the son died from the heat in his father's arms and the others said he had a lot of money in threw it into the wind did took off hiso shirt and ran out in design until they killed him.il so maybe a couple years lower. r and that none of the family knew how he died intel ight read your book i told them and i thought, i was so bereft and apologized he said i want you to know i made that dirty away to college. and i will go back to the border to fix it..am it just was i want americans toat know what life can accomplish if given a chance. [applause] >>. >>. we >>. >> with the comparison withh the gulags. >>'' tunnel is

since 1908, the last time they won the world series which was two years before mark twain died. that 107 year rebuilding effort is over. now, to the 16th rather than the 45th president. here in central illinois where men are men and where i am from, people develop or at least in the 1940's and 1950's, they did develop what i consider an admirable midwestern reticence about themselves. although i left champagne herb and a to go to college in 1958, four months after my 17th birthday. i have never not for a moment ever stopped thinking about myself as a midwesterner. i am in the words that are the title of hamlin garland's once famous book published 99 years ago, a son of the middle border. as such, i still it here to what i consider a midwestern reserve in talking about myself. i maintain a midwestern inclination not to share my feelings with others and to thank others for not sharing their feelings with me. [laughter] which is why there hangs up on my office door in my washington office in the georgetown section, a framed new yorker cartoon which is my personal proclamation again

mark twain said, or is attributed to have said, "history does not repeat itself, but sometimes it runs." --sometimes it rhymes." there is a lot to learn about the violent war with radical jihad, what we call the stealth jihad. usy are trying to influence and use our values, our laws, against us to change who we are. i will share a few bob schaffer stories as we go through the process. as bob said, he and i were best friends for the years we had the opportunity to serve together. i will share some of those. i learned a lot from bob. i look forward to having a good portion of time to talk about what you want to talk about, answer some of your westerns about whether it is nsa, cia. -- of your questions. i served on the intelligence committee. to be chairman of the intelligence committee, or the lead republican for more than 6 years. you get to have the opportunity to have insight to the greatest secrets that we have is a country. the question is --regardless of when you think the war on terror withed, whether it is 1979 the takeover of our embassy in tehran. whether you think it is 2001,

mark twain. you're my boss, correct? excuse me? i report to you. that's right. has my job performance been to your satisfaction, sir? it seems fine. and if it weren't to your satisfaction, you'd tell me? i can promise you that. because i can do this job. i'm sorry, has somebody suggested that you can't? have they? not to me. thank you, sir. hey. what's wrong with agent todd? i haven't really spent a lot of time with her. something's bothering her. i'll keep an eye on her. you wanted to see me? yes. the houstonase. i'm missing the coroner's supplemental for victim 3. that's supposed to come in this afternoon. i just turned that in last night. when do you sleep? get me that supplemental so i can close the case. yes, sir. thank you. [cell phone rings] hotchner: hey, dave. reid and i were just approached by some guy here with photos that he claims are 7 women he killed. that you can't really see what they are. but he said he killed them? 7 women so far. so far? there are 5 more live victims somewhere that we can save in 9 hours. is this guy for real, dave? is a conf

>> reporter: if you got stumped on those tough words, nonbearing says take heart even mark twain who prided himself on being a great speller missed february. sharon chin, kpix 5. [ laughter ] >> liz, your turn. if you need some help with your word we have one of the champion spellers to show your word. [ non-english language ] >> is it german? >> correct. >> i got one thing right. >> steven zeitels. you can see william and thet of the spellers compete [ spelling ] ] >> let's see what this middle school student says. >> zietgeber. >> he got it! you can see william and the rest of the spellers compete in the oral bee this saturday at noon on kbcw cw 44/cable 12 live streamed on our website, cbssf.com. how about a shoutout for william from the middle school. sharon chin >>> a san francisco teenager has a lot to teach when it comes to loving students who feel left out at school. sharon chin announces us to this week's jefferson award winner. >> what do you call it weather you don't want others to be excluded? lauren marquez gives us a special name. ♪[ music ] >> whether its music. >> tha

and is a recipient of mark twain prize for american humor.as a war time journalist in her latest film "whiskey tango foxtrot" which opens in theatres friday. let's take a look. >> can i ask a favor, kim?l free to say no. >> yeah, sure. >> i hate to even bring it up. i feel so rude even asking this. >> no, it's fine.th your security guy? >> oh, by all means. don't say it just to be polite. >> i wouldn't, i'm not. >> no, that would never happen. so you're good. >> hey, you can have nick., you're a serious piece of ass. >> thank you, oh, that's nice. >> because you're what?six, seven in new york? >> yeah? >> you're a nine, borderline >> huh.welcome back to the show, my good friend, tina fey everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? >> seth: so great to see you.ou. >> seth: it was nice see you at the oscars. you and steve carell got to present. >> yeah. rs evening? >> it was pretty good, you know. it was exciting like, adam mckay -- >> seth: former head writer of "snl." >> the former head writer of scar. >> seth: yeah. >> and we're pretty sure that

i've been reading and re-reading mark twain's the man that corrupted hadley burg. i look at cpac as that. they are donald trump's last suckers. he doesn't need them. he said i'm going to wichita. they are the last -- they are the prime cut of trump steaks now. they are the high end trump vodka. they're the last students at trump university. he's played them all for suckers and played them all for fools. there's no going back from it right now. >> ben, you're nodding your head. i want to get your response. the big question is this is the same thing we get at every debate. i thought last night there was an interesting moment where it felt and maybe it was the joke about his endowment, partly it was the crowd that was so bizarrely raucus and lusty. it had this feel of like this is how the empire falls kind of way with the crowd rooting them on. it did feel like we were watching collectively some sort of low point. >> the debates may have outlived their usefulness because they were not discussing policy issues. there are very serious policy issues to be discussed. they

greg: that is shania twain singing. rosanna: are you having shania moment? greg: the only country music star i liked. >> i happened? greg: everybody see the outfits? rosanna: well, that is country. >> a little bit rock 'n roll. greg: all right. everybody. chris, the resident fashion vista is here. rosanna: hi. >> where did you get that? >> is a little romper action with gucci boots, a one piece. you know is true. >> okay. the legos down. i will keep my hands here. we are tracking easter fashion bus best of all. everything is super affordable. don't want to spend $1 million so check out easter in front of st. pat's. >> if you known thing about east, he you flow is eggs, been ny and lots of kids but we grounded up really adorable items that your kid can wear for easter sunday and best of all, nothing is above $50. with style expert, we're together. really are, really fun stuff. of course, a few adorable. a where did you get >> i got it at blooming dl d's. i fell in love with with it immediatedly. >> i am in love, too. so now to to the kids. >> the first one. i

and is a recipient of mark twain ize for american humor.. she's starinas a war time journalist in her latest "whisksk tangotrot" which opens in theres friday. let's take look. >>>>>> i ask a favor, ki ablutely feel freeo y no.>> yeah, sure. >> hate to even b2ininin u rudedeven n ng thihi >> no, it's fine. >> c c have sex witiour sesurity guy? >> oh, by all mean don't y it just to be polite. >> iould i i n. even nick? >> no, t tt would d ver r ppep. so y y'r'r'rod. >>yocan have nk. can n just say, yore a a aious >> thank you, ohohthat's nice. because you're what?? u are like seven, six, seven in new york?>> yeaea&&>> you're a bine, erline >> what are you herer like a 15? >> yeah. >> huh. seth: please welcomback to e show, gooiendnd tiey evebody! eers and applause ] h: >> seth:h:owowre you? >> i'm good, how are you? >> seth: so great to see you. >>ice see y.. >> seth: it was nice see you at the oscars. stevcarell got to o ent. >> yh. >> sh: h h was your oscara evening? >> it s etty good, you know. it wasxcitininlike, adam mckck -- seth: fmer h

i think bernie must feel like mark twain. the reports of my death have been largely exaggerated.ss the networks just a couple of days ago everybody was writing bernie's political obituary. this was a huge win for him last night, came from only 30 points behind. it really shows, i think, that that message of his of jobs and trade and his appeal to the people really feel left behind by the political and the financial establishment is resonating in these states. hillary clinton won a state that democrats will not win in november and bernie sanders won a state that democrats must win in november and everybody ought to take a very close look at that. >> patty, let's stipulate that hillary clinton actually won more delegates last night and this is a delegate game and we know that's important. at the same time, we also know that she badly wanted to win in michigan and this does change the scenario for her. so what does she need to do on the stage tonight to correct whatever did go wrong in michigan? >> well, look, first of all, i will give it to bernie sanders, he had a fantastic victor

. >> history does not repeat itself, but sometimes it rhymes, said mark twain.evin sir i willy, thanks so much. appreciate the insight, sir. >> thank you, happy easter. >> liz? all right. after the break, as the world mourns victims in brussels, new anxiety at home over just how deep isis is rooted in the west. how will the next administration handle isis? we're going to talk to foreign policy advisers from two presidential campaigns. >>> plus, some pro trump messages scribbled in chalk cause a campus controversy. students say the writing on the wall, steps and benches is all too frightening. >> everyone is talking about how they're allowed to write trump everywhere, because it's the first amendment. but it's also our right to speak out against that. and to say we're not okay with that. and we feel hurt by that. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis isn't it time to let the real you shine through? introducing otezla, apremilast. otezla is not an injection, or a cream. it's a pill that treats plaq

you know, mark twain said -- he's attributed to have said history doesn't repeat itself but sometimes it rhymes. so i think there's a lot for us learn especially over the last 15 years about the violent war with radical jihad. what we call the stealth jihad where they're trying to influence us to use our very values, our society, our rules, our laws against us to change who we are. i will share a few bob schaffer stories as we go through the process. as bob said, he and i were best friends in the years we had the opportunity to serve together. i'll share some of those. i learned a lot from bob and very grateful that the people of colorado sent them to washington for us do those kinds of things. and then i also very much look forward to having good portion of time to talk about the things that you want to talk about. to answer some of your questions about, you know, whether it's nsa, cia, and those types of things. i did have a phenomenal opportunity to serve in washington, to serve on the intelligence committee, to be chairman of the intelligence committee or the lead republican for m

dickins and twain and agustine. works that stood the test of time and are considered of value and importance. coordinators we have talked to have given a lot of push back as to why they say they cannot or don't want to assign older, classic books. so i have collected these objections and answered all of them in the last section of the report. the very last pages. i have 25 so far and thought of another couple while sitting here. my hope is to say yes, it is possible to those more difficult, more challenging and better books and still accomplish the things you want to do with these programs and make the most of this opportunity. one of the objections is because this is not for a grade if students don't like the book they will not read it so the only hope we have to get the students read is pick a book they will read. so our yaub is find out what they want to read and we will assign that. in principle it is a good idea to pick books they will enjoy but in the long run it doesn't help them. the whole reason people go t