let's take one more tweet while we're at jim cramer tweeting.drag underscore pes says hunger games and expendables 2 come out tonight at midnight. lgf catalyst? >> i want to pray for rain so i can see "hunger games," but lgf, needs catalyst beyond those. in other words, got to be something on the horizon that nobody is thinking of or it won't budge from this 14 or 15 level. well, i guess that wraps up homework. "mad money" is back after the break. >>> nobody's been a bigger critic of cisco and ceo john chambers in recent years than i have. the networking giant seemed bloated and blowing in the breeze with back row events. felt like every quarter we had to hear endless alibis for why the company wasn't living up to expectations created by the company itself on the previous conference call. when you read the release and it was positive you had to bang out of cisco immediately because you knew on subsequent conference calls chambers would somehow talk people into selling the stock by saying he had a muted outlook or that customers weren't buying or

you can call me or tweet me at jim cramer. tell me your top five holdings. you if your portfolio is diversified or not. we'll start with a tweet from at a valentino 13 who says boo-ya from san francisco. top five positions. apple, energy transfer partners, kraft, lulu lemon and altria group. am i diversified? yes, gld has bottomed. i like gold. i don't even trade it. i just think you should own it. here we go. lulu lemon apparel i think still has great growth prospects ahead of it. kraft splitting into two. feel really good about the two pieces. i think it is going to go up after they split. altria? the marlboro man. apple. do we have to describe what apple? is then here is one that has me totally bummed. energy transfer partners etp. they do a tremendous secondary of 46. the stock gets smacked down. they report a horrendous quarter. but travel trust owns it. stephanie link and i are probably more upset about this position than any we've owned in years. it is a pipe one company with an 8% yield. wouldn't wish it on anyone right now. there you go. that is div

tweet cramer, #madtweets or send jim an e-mail or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> remember the moment the old popeye the sailor cartoons would guzzle down the spinach and suddenly be able to beat the stuffing out of bluto? that's how i feel about the other popeye, think chicken, not spinach. this one is a real puzzler because despite the results the stock is actually down today. afce is the company behind popeye's chicken and biscuits, popeye's louisiana kitchen, the latter being the -- they are rolling it out as part of a brand new imaging strategy that's been successful. 200 restaurants, 400 international. a terrific model in the time of skyrocketing food prices. revenues are up so much that profits are good and even though popeye's is the world's second largest quick-serve chicken chain the company has plenty of room to expand in the u.s. and abroad. as 70% of the domestic locations concentrated in the united states, korea, canada, turkey. afc on fire in turkey. popeye's may be the best way to play domestic weakness of kfc. what's

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tweet cramer, #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> welcome back to this disciplinary edition of "mad money." i'm not talking crime and punishment or the cat of nine tails. i mean investing disciplines. rules to help you side step losses and help you make money in a befuddling stock market like this one. the next one is based on 31 years of insights is among the most important. that is that price matters. price matters so much it means you can buy the stocks of companies you don't like. that's right. ones you don't even like, provided they go low enough. for the right price even inferior merchandise is worth buying as long as it is not deteriorating. sometimes you have to hold your nose and buy the stocks of companies you never expected to want to own in the first place just because they are so cheap. i will never endorse a stock when the fundamentals of the company are deteriorating. i won't go near anything that

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tweet cramer, #madtweets.end jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> based on the e way the presidential campaign is playing out it seems clear whoever wins the government won't throw considerably weight behind natural gas. a game taking technology i talk about because it could help us kick our uh addiction to foreign oil while crushing opec, creating money hundreds of thousands of jobs, not to mention reducing co2 emissions. if uncle sam won't back natural gas vehicles we have to rely on the market to get the job done. believe it or not, once the magic of capitalism is going to get us there, it's just not as fast as i like. take wprt. westport has yet to turn a profit. they are growing revenues like crazy thanks to partnerships with major players like cummins, the world leading engine maker, and caterpillar. private companies are building out the infrastructure needed to support trucks that run on nat gas. this is pure economics at

tweet cramer, #madtweets.end jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. people with a machine. what ? customers didn't like it. so why do banks do it ? hello ? hello ?! if your bank doesn't let you talk to a real person 24/7, you need an ally. hello ? ally bank. no nonsense. just people sense. >>> based on the way this presidential campaign is playing out it seems clear whoever wins the government won't throw considerable weight behind natural gas. a game changing technology i talk about because it could help us kick our addiction to foreign oil while crushing opec, creating hundreds of thousands of jobs, not to mention reducing co2 emissions. if uncle sam won't back natural gas vehicles we have to rely on the invisible hand of the market to get the job done. it's looking invisible. believe it or not, once the magic of capitalism is going to get us there, it's just not as fast as i like. take wprt. westport has yet to turn a profit. they a

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tweet cramer, #madtweets.end jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. ♪ >> few things are more stressful than owning a battleground stock. if you look up that phrase they might give you salesforce.com as the definition. i think it's terrific. enterprise software as a service play that's the king of the cloud. it's got amazing software, fantastic management. revenue growth. this stock has been a terrific long-term performer but it's been stalled and it's down over the last 12 months including an after hours drubbing despite reporting blow away operating cash flow orders and sales. let's talk to the founder, chairman and ceo to find out more about the quarter and where the company is headed. welcome back to "mad money." >> thanks for having me. >> second quarter revenue growth was outstanding. most of the tech companies i dealt with had flat or declining revenue. who are you taking business from and where are you getting the numbers? >> we

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tweet cramer, #madtweets.end jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >> here's a big las vegas boo-yah! >> a big staten island new york hey now forget about it boo-yah! >> nashville. >> michigan. >> california. >> georgia. >> alaska. >> announcer: boo-yahs come from all across america. let cramer help you channel yours. weeknights. >>> let's talk the price is right. not the game show with bob barker. i'm talking about stocks here. want to make money from your stocks then it's critical to buy at the right price. that's true whether you are making short-term trade or purchasing something that if everything goes right you expect to hold it for years. the price matters. when you pay too much for a stock you make it difficult to rack up the big gains we can't get enough of on "mad money." you can have a fantastic a idea but if you get the price wrong you may not make money. i think price is underrated as determinant of successful investing w

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cramer is back. which stocks should make the cut? tweet your suggestions @jimcramer or #fantasystockportfolio and stay tuned to see if your favorites made jim's team. plus profitable pattern? cramer is turning to the technicals where he's identified a trend that could have you seeing green on an all new edition of "off the charts." all coming up on "mad money." >> the plummeting price of natural gas has caused some domestic energy stocks to get hammered and devon is one of them. this company, primarily the producer of natural gas has worked to get more oily so to speak but today it hasn't satisfied its wall street critics with its transformation. many claimed their last quarter was a disappointment. my charitable trust owns it. but what's turning to be an up year for the stock market, devon has fallen behind. is the transformation of devon from natural gas to oil happening fast enough? can devon return to exceeding expectations the way some other companies have this quarter? let's talk to the president and ceo of devon energy to get a bett