stay with cramer. >>> coming up, send cramer an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com, or tweet him at #madtweets and he might just answer you on the air on an all new edition of "mad mail." ddd#1 >>> it is time, it is time for the "lightning round." cramer's -- >> buy, buy, buy! >> sell, sell, sell! >> staff play this sound and then the "lightning round" is over. are you ready, skee-daddy? it's time for "lightning round." cramer's "mad money," i want to start with greg in arizona, greg? >> caller: a sunny september southern arizona boo-yah to you, jim. >> yeah, cardinals are going to lose but might do okay boo-yah back at you. >> hey, last week you had the chairman of franco nevada on the show. in researching this company, one analyst has rated the risk -- specifically flagging mergers and acquisitions, recognition of revenue and expenses as well as asset valuations. should i be concerned about owning this stock? >> we were too. we looked over that. but in the end, it's a very simple model. they give money to the gold companies. the gold companies give rebate money back to them as they find stuf

and stay with cramer. >>> we're sifting through your e-mails and tweets @jimcramer#madtweets. stick around. your question might be answered on the air. >>> it is time, it is time for the "lightning round"! on cramer's "mad money," you say the name, i say buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell. and then it's over. [ buzzer ] >> are you, skee-daddy? it's time for the "lightning round" on cramer's "mad money." i want to start with francis in massachusetts, francis? >> caller: boo-yah, jim cramer. >> wow. boo-yah back. >> caller: i need your opinion on smith & wesson. >> that was a blowout quarter and i should have been pushing it. everyone was right who egged me in. i chose to go through cabela's. but cabela's did hit a 52-week high, so maybe i'm not a complete bozo. let's go to florida. >> caller: hi. jim, i have a two-part question. two weeks ago i asked you about -- you said you had to do further analysis on it. i'd like to know when that is forthcoming, and what is your take on polycom, plc? >> it's way too hard. >> sell, sell, sell! >> i'll come back on the other. let's go to robert

have a question, tweet cramer, hash tag mad tweets. send jim an e-mail at "mad money" @cnbc.com.give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> we are always looking for new opportunities here on "mad money." that's why i wanted to introduce you to one of the most intriguing, speculative stories around. it's called orasure technologies. it's a tiny health care outfit that's described by market capital. company makes products for collecting saliva samples and tes tests for diseases like hepatitis c, and hiv as opposed to more invasive blood or urine based tests that people are less likely to take. last year orasure came out with the first hepatitis c test on the market. then we got the real game changer. the beginning of july, the fda approved the over the counter hiv test. it's an hiv test that you can actually buy over the counter. the only one of its kind and this one could go a long way towards helping to diagnose the hundreds of thousands of americans who don't know they have the disease. that's why the stock spiked up to $13.36. since then it

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