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cramer back to the books. now he's got the answers you need. plus, jim responds to your tweets at jim cramer #mad tweets. all coming up on "mad money." >>> when it comes to tech stocks, you can never stop looking for the next big thing. a revolutionary new product comes along, and it tends to leave the previous generation of tech stocks in the dust. not to mention making boat loads of money for the companies behind the game changer. that tends to be true of any industry. but in tech, these game changers seem to come along a lot more frequently. when i started investing, tech was all about main frames. they were the cutting edge. they got replaced by smaller, cheaper, more powerful machines. mini computers, micro computers. the main frames are totally obsolete. we're in a world of cloud competing and big data. tonight, for speculation friday, i want to tell you about a company with a disruptive technology that's taking the universe by storm. i'm talking about splunk. splk for you home gamers. it was founded in 2003. and just became public about a year and a half ago. you need to know the way the company h

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tweet cramer, #madtweets.end jim an email to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> what made new highs today? seattle genetics. the 5.5 billion biotech. you know i've been a big fan of this entire space. the company uses antibody-based technology to search and destroy cancer cells without causing collateral damage to healthy tissue that's nearby. it's a big step up from chemotherapy which is the medical equivalent of that apocryphal vietnam story about destroying the village in order to save it. sgen is everything we like in a biotech. the company's main product was approved for hodgkins lymphoma two years ago. it has 20 other clinical trials going, studying this drug on various different forms of cancer. four of these trials are in phase three and that includes a fast track study for t-cell lymphoma. that's not even the companies with big pharma players that could bring in billions of dollars in milestone payments that could be one or two a year.

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tweet cramer #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com, or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> just have to marvel at the incredible strength of the domestic oil stocks. they seem virtually unstoppable. tonight i want to direct your attention to a smaller, less well known dependent oil producer, carizo, which has been drilling in some of the hottest areas of the country. company has 54,000 acres in texas. eagleford shale. 15,500 acres in ohio's utica shale. three of the most sought after shale plays in the country. now, in the past, carrizo, $1.5 billion market cap. it's been ramping up its activity in these regions. things have changed and changed for the better. two weeks ago we learned that crzo is selling off its remaining barnett shale properties and some acres in east texas for $268 million. that cleans up the balance sheet. really important, gives enough cash to fund the operations through 2014, gets rid of the funding gap. up and running in the ea

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tweet cramer #madtweets. send jim an e-mail. or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. in a world that's changing faster than ever, we believe outshining the competition tomorrow requires challenging your business inside and out today. at cognizant, we help forward-looking companies run better and run different - to give your customers every reason to keep looking for you. so if you're ready to see opportunities and see them through, we say: let's get to work. because the future belongs to those who challenge the present. >>> now that all the nail-biting over the fed is behind us, having been put to bed by ben bernanke's wise decision to keep up his bond-buying program, we need to get ready for more washington-based leaders from our elected leaders. once again the president and congress are squabbling over the government and threaten to shut down the government but terrify the business community, slam the brakes on the economy, and send the stock market into a tailspin. there's one good thing about the impending political debacle. we've been h

tweet cramer #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> what should we do now that oil and gold are surging higher? do you see those today? at least partially in anticipation of syria, it was gold's day to shine. whenever we have one of these big bad events, and believe me the obama administration and congress taking their time to decide whether to shoot missiles at syria counts as a big, bad event. i like to take a step back, try to distance myself from the hysteria a bit. you don't want to make emotionally driven decisions in this business. you need to stay analytical. people who make emotional decisions lose. that's why tonight we're going off the charts. take a closer look at the rise in gold and oil with the help of the co-founder of decarly trading. an author of a book on commodities as well as being my colleague at realmoney.com and a terrific technician with a great record of late with the show. if you want to

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tweet cramer #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> right now our stock market is being rescued by the r.o.w., the rest of the world! and i'm not talking about the maneuvering over syria. we're witnesses hugely important turns in europe and china. but that's not all. the rest of the global economy seems to be picking up speed, including, believe it or not, the emerging markets, which got crushed over the summer, thanks to the dramatic rise in interest rates in the united states. it's where the real growth is worldwide. now that they're roaring back, we're going off the charts with the help of ed ponsi, a terrific technician, the managing director of barchetta capital management and ponsi thinks the time has come to place a bet on -- almost afraid to say it -- drum roll please. [ drum roll ] wrong. anyway, india. i said it, i know. i spoke to a guy at best buy this weekend and said how is india doing, please don't

tweet cramer, #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com. or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. ready to run your lines? okay, who helps you focus on your recovery? yo, yo, yo. aflac. wow. [ under his breath ] that was horrible. pays you cash when you're sick or hurt? [ japanese accent ] aflac. love it. [ under his breath ] hate it. helps you focus on getting back to normal? [ as a southern belle ] aflac. [ as a cowboy ] aflac. [ sassily ] aflac. uh huh. [ under his breath ] i am so fired. you're on in 5, duck. [ male announcer ] when you're sick or hurt, aflac pays you cash. find out more at aflac.com. >>> do i really need to tell you about the power of speculation this week? for years, people speculated on takeover type situation. and then on tuesday, totally out of the blue, we learned that microsoft was willing to fork over $7.2 billion to buy nokia's hand set business alone. nobody was looking for that. 31% gain -- >> house of pleasure. >> as the single digit stock jumped to $5 and change. tonig

tweet cramer, #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com. or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. check it out... over 20 million drivers are insured with geico. so get a free rate quote today. i love it! how much do you love it? animation is hot...and i think it makes geico's 20 million drivers message very compelling, very compelling. this is some really strong stuff! so you turned me into a cartoon...lovely. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. >>> do i really need to tell you about the power of speculation this week? for years, people speculated on takeover type situation. and then on tuesday, totally out of the blue, we learned that microsoft was willing to fork over $7.2 billion to buy nokia's hand set business alone. nobody was looking for that. 31% gain -- >> house of pleasure. >> as the single digit stock jumped to $5 and change. tonight, i want to tell you about another $3 stock that i think can come back from the dead. i'm talking about alu for you

tweet cramer, #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com. or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> do i really need to tell you about the power of speculation this week? for years, people speculated on takeover type situation. nokia to no avail. and then on tuesday, totally out of the blue, we learned that microsoft was willing to fork over $7.2 billion to buy nokia's hand set business alone. nobody was looking for that. 31% gain -- >> house of pleasure. >> -- as the single digit stock jumped to $5 and change. tonight, i want to tell you about another $3 stock that i think can come back from the dead. i'm talking about alu for you home gamers, the big maker of switches and routers, all sorts of optical gear. even within the telco equipment space, alcatel has been -- for years and years. why am i changing my tune? well, first, i think this could be a real every dog has its day moment. when the wildest companies are expanding big and business is good, the companies in the sector roar. the earnings in

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tweet cramer #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com. or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> welcome back to a bizarrely special "mad money" where i'm trying to teach you life lessons in investing from my life. while i am not a dollar sign represented by a man or a stock symbol for that matter, ticker j.i.m. i have stumbled long enough in life to learn a thing or two. tonight you're getting that wisdom from a school of hard knocks. don't you always love at the beginning of a pro football game where they have the players say his name and school and some say the school of hard knocks? well, that's what i attend when it comes to stocks. and you're getting the on tv version right here, right now. we covered how i first got involved. my fourth grade obsession with keeping a ledger to track stocks and then ultimately to learn how they trade through the greatest game on earth. no, it wasn't monopoly. it was stocks and bonds. but with its little certificates and its game boards and its cards. well, th

tweet cramer, #madtweets. send an e-mail to madmonmadmoney madmoney @cnbc.com. or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> ever since interest rates sky rocketed over the summer everybody's been wondering what kind of damage it would do to the home building business. we know home build being stocks were hurting but was it warranted based on what's happening to the underlying companies. today we heard from two home builders who said it is more like hitting a speed bump than crashing into a retaining wall. kb homes. and lenard had a terrific quarter and nine cent earnings beat off of 45 cent basis with higher than expected revenues that rose 45.7% year over year. this wasn't a perfect quarter. lennar's were under expectations. and ever since the fed announced it wasn't going to taper the bond buying program interest rates have been crawling back down. something that could make the next quarter even better than this one. no wonder the stock was up today. housing is a very important for economies. let's take a closer look with

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jim cramer tweeting this morning that the ten-year was a mean mamajamma.e not short when bernanke lowered the boom? wow. here's the ten year right now. it's yielding about -- oh, slipped below 2.7% at 2.699%. tomorrow, another conversation you won't want to miss, warren buffett and brian moynihan. the financial markets, tomorrow starting at 6:00 eastern. we'll be right back. >>> treasury yields dropping to the lowest level in over a month after the federal reserve said it would maintain the bond purchases at $85 billion a month. jeff rosenberg is blackrock's fixed income chief investment strategist. and when i saw it, i guess it made sense, jeff, but my big fear was that, you know, if it eventually becomes clear that they don't know what they're doing in terms of an exit strategy, some day the vigilantes will be back and they're not back. it all worked like clockwork yesterday. is there anything to be worried about if they actually do lose control? >> well, of course, and it came up in the earlier segment that this is good news in the short run. but the pr

cramer all day long. follow us on twitter and tweet your questions. >>> it is time for the lightning round. you ready, skeedaddy? start with john in pennsylvania. >> thanks for taking the call. where do you see facebook? >> facebook is one of the largest positions and we want to scale it out but we think about 50% of the business is going to be mobile. let's go to ken in new jersey. >> big new jersey booayh. >> hope the boardwalk situation gets better and the firefighters do okay. >> i've been listening to your show over the last year and i get i'm a newcomer. i listen and pick up on the stocks that i should look into for my investing. i have been doing well. i thank you. back in april i purchased nfx and i just want to know what i should do with it. >> yesterday it was up. not as good as the others and even at this point sanchez. those are better. let's go to sal in new york. >> hey, jimmy. >> yo, yo what's up? what do you got? >> sto with the changes. >> you buy sto because you have a 5% yield. i will bless the stock but it is not a fast forward like eog. robert in michigan. >> booyah mr.

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tweet us. >> coming up, don't let friday the 13th scare you from investing. jim cramere'll protect your portfolio with six stocks in 60 seconds. but still, be aware of your surroundings until "squawk on the street" returns. >>> let's get "six in 60." >> one day people will give up on teva. it is an expensive stock. >> safeway is rocketing today. >> when you go tell to buy, do not sell the stock, it could be big. >> you had under armour. >> under armour, this you guy right now. >> guggenheim likes oxy. >> also conoco has been a real horse for them. >> a key on wendy's. >> this is the bacon cheeseburger on the pretzel roll. it is selling. >> and finally stratasys. >> let's get to rick santelli in chicago. whoa! 76.8. that's what nick says. he's an eagle eye spotter on data. 76.7? >> 8. >> 76.8 because that is really low. yes, i'm seeing it on all the screens now. we're looking for number 82. our final in august happened to be the best read since july of '07. it is a very, very big miss. and we also of course on on the weak side on retail sales. i don't see business invent