tweet and interview last friday is another explain why is tweets are like that which is in comprehensible he said it because of auto correct and because he didn't like the type now of course a lot of make his tweets any less stupid and in fact it's quite the joke of the twitter verse but tonight it deserves can be called that on t.v. we just take a look at some of these tweets here chuck announces he has a new i phone clearly he's struggling just a little bit and here are some examples of his nonsensical accounts from town hall meetings in iowa. ninety nine county tour profit oakland college of and uni students kaunda very good variety of q.'s see these students you know we have great supply teachers or this one has tag nine counties two or grand junction not colorado tell me issue help small town f n f many of thirty people expressed great distrust of term limits the state tats. i would just say spell check check spell check and i know they can only put one hundred forty characters in but is all the abbreviation really necessary so it's not just telling the whole town hall meeting two we

i am so excited to tweet like my hero grassley u.s.a., u.s.a., hash tag, i got the tweets like grassley. and send. nation, join me please in celebrating chuck grassley's artistic breakthrough and tweet like grassley. it won't be easy, but you can take inspiration from the senator's stirring message of hope. peace. a truer consonant has never been typed. nation, you know, i don't need to tell you what i think. i need to tell you what you think. this is "tip of the hat, wag of the finger." [cheering and applause] >> folks, i am sick and tired of obama's job-killing environmental regulations. although i could just be sick and tired from all the heavy metals in my water. well, now the e.p.a.-hole has her sights set on an industry near and deer to america's hearts in that it is in our lungs. jim, do it. >> the e.p.a. has issued new regulations that can virtually put the coal industry out of business. >> the environmental protection agency plans to put limits on power plant carbon emissions. >> stephen: putting limits on carbon emissions? what's next, putting limits on how fast we can drive?

tweet from-of i don't know. the glow is gone. >> my guess is you'll get over. >> i follow all these people, but i'm not following them, i'm not looking through and reading it, so nobody is even reading me either. >> even though they love us or we like to think that they love the show -- >> 99% said this is grade, i've been watching you for years. 99% were really good. but we have to talk about -- eventually we will, we'll get to this story, but i don't like the way exxon is developing resources in this country. >> what? >> i don't want to give obama any ideas, but why not seize exxon and nationalize them? >> do you think argentina will be a good model for us? >> it's a western country. i thought it was a democrat he can country. it's not a communist country. they want repsol. they may compensate spain's parent company. but don't you think exxon has done enough with the pillaging? think what that could do for the obama administration if we were to see -- just an idea. have you thought about it? why don't we, in y

apparently he doesn't know how to delete tweets. it is still there. >> i think that was intentional and we should focus on the letter p. we know what that means. >> i wonder what the p meant. >> i don't know if he was just abbreviating. >> i don't know. >> 78 years old. >> maybe he left out imeach. >> he accidentally tweeted a voicemail. that is embarrassing. >> more women are married. joe, you may not realize this, but you may have come across a slightly anti-marriage. >> that sen tierl my mistake. -- that is entirely my miss staifnlgt. >> that was part of the reason i think that. i just wanted to give uh chance to clarify. >> if you are a man you get married without an iron clad pre up in you are a fool and asking for trouble. the system is not weighted in your favor. >> and i'm curious, you said you did a lot of time in coal mines and fighting wars? >> not me specifically, but other people who fall under the ruberic of men. >> so actual men. >> real men i believe is the know men nomenclature. i am wearing a pocket square. >> good

a tweet?n twitter. >> @joesquawk. >> we'll try to bounce back from the biggest weekly losses of 2012. dan genehouse, chief global strategist of btig. >> are you on twitter, dan? >> i am. >> make sure you follow joe. it's very important. >> i already signed up. >> you haven't got a twi either, dan? >> no, have i not. >> i don't know. the whole weinergate thing is -- >> it's pretty easy to avoid a weinergate. >> how? >> just don't do it. >> just say no? >> i'm going to get out of the way, grill ballpark franks, seasoned it out so i don't have the inclination -- >> i was told when i came on we would not be talking about this. >> you were? there's no guarantees here. >> what's your handle? >> i'm sw@dangreenhouse. >> it's not a regular occurrence yet but dips that used to be bought are now sold. action in the last hour of the day hasn't been terrific on a couple days. there's sm some suggestions perhaps heading into earnings seasons traders and investors will take a little breather here. earnings

it's the hashtag everyone's been using. >> when you tweet this, you think, oh, i'm tweeting right intogoing to attack me. >> yeah, i didn't realize this was a political fireball. >> you know, rush is a college dropout. he did no more than two semesters. that second semester he did, he didn't really show up for much. so he doesn't know that much about how higher education is financed and how student loans work. what doesn't -- what does he need to know that he doesn't knee? >> well, for starters, he seems to have become confused by his own propaganda. he's called me a college coed so many times he doesn't know i'm a law school student. so this policy is very important for college students, not for graduate students. it's for students who are going into college and getting new loans, not those of us who have them. and it's really important to keep these interest rates low, because if this economy, having an affordable education is so crucial for so many young americans. and if congress doesn't act by this july, it will become more expensive to get a college education. >> and on july 1st,

so i tweet, right?and i'm also host of a radio show called "star talk radio" where we -- [applause] it's a little irreverent, you know? i have a immediate ya as a co-host, and my guests are not scientists, and we explore ways that science influences their lives. and i recommend you check it out. i've had morgan freeman as a guest and whoopi goldberg and jon stewart and joan rivers. can i tell you, i said to joan, so, joan, what do you do if aliens come? so she said, i don't care if they come just as long as they're single and jewish. [laughter] so it's a celebration of science, and i'm just trying to get it out there so people are not, don't fear it. but, yes, in modern times it takes many media to be fluent because not everyone is doing the same thing at the same time as we were in the 1960s all watching walter cronkite tell us what the day's news was. >> and so to clarify, i would check out star talk radio. >> star talk radio .net. thank you for the -- [laughter] yes, sir. >> i will try to make this i

assuring everyone of his condition, booker tweeted this last night. all who are concerned. just suffering smoke inhalation, we got the woman out of the house. we are both out of the hospital. i will be okay. another tweet early this morning, thanks, everyone, my injuries were relatively minor. thanks to detective alex rodriguez who helped get all of the people out of the house. >>> and thanks to some clever japanese innovators, our japanese beers will be icy cold through the summer. toss out your beer koozies to make way for beer from a frozen dispenser. beer is chilled in the frozen contraption until 23 degrees, then dispensed as foam on top of beer. kind of like ice cream. the beer will be kept cold for up to 30 minutes. gross. cheers to that. >>> still ahead on "way too early," why you are awake? your chilled tweets, texts and e-mails are next. hi, mom. i got it. [ male announcer ] bravo, alex. you're officially an actress. and waitress, dog walker, and flier-hander-outer. but mostly an actress. you just booked the coveted role of coffee patron #4.

to re-tweeted. to post a comment, go to do anything you are either intentionally or unintentionally starting a conversation with you intended to or not, whether you pose a question or not. you are leaving room to start a conversation so where journalists have to be conscious is in that when you are sending these messages you have to think about, is this something that, is their news value in this? is there something i have to defend in this? is there something i'm going to potentially offend somebody with? these are spring so we should be very conscious of despite the fact that social media feels so casual in a way. >> i wanted to make the distinction. i was talking about this with angela last night. sometimes we get so involved in social media, because it's fun and you might like it and there are people there that you haven't seen in a long time that you really like and it feels as you say, casual. it feels almost as if it's private, as if it's virtually you were at home talking to some of your fri

jim kenney responded to the tweet with his own tweet. that is this.ot on the ballot today but thank you for the support and for supporting my friends. but he was on the ballot. it turns out, of course, it seems he was paying an outside media company called chatter blast nearly $30,000 a year to update, monitor and tweet for him. they have had tweets like this. it's april fools. someone tell me a joke. >> wow! >> and this. kind of looks like a snow globe outside. and this one. i'm giving up smiling for lent. so i thought i could get a new gig tweeting for the councilman instead of $29,000, i will do it for $25,000. my tweets are much more creative and i can probably get him some followers, too. >> i've got 50,000 followers. i will do it for $20,000. >> high stakes bidding here. >> they were also doing mr. kenney's facebook as well. i'm 53, out of touch and this is the way of the future. it's actually the way of the present. >> i have no clue how to tweet. i still don't understand the mechanics of it. it's a thing of the future. >> he wanted to do it to

even tweets from his tractor in iowa. david ak axlerod was not impressed. >> i think a 6-year-old hijacked your account sending out foolish tweets to embarrass you. >> he says the use of the word stupid was his own. he spoke about his tweeting style spelling errors and all. he told the legal times that his iphone is partly to blame. there are a couple of factors involved. a lot of it has to do with the automatic correcting done by my iphone. i love tweeting but i don't like to type so i probably type and hit and send it out just a little too quickly. >>> overseas some of the final preparations are underway in north korea, ahead of a planned rocket launch. the regime says it's for scientific research but with the country's history of nuclear activity, it's raising new tensions in the region. in a rare move. >> north korean officials, get this, allowed reporters to look at the test site. the launch will coincide with the 100th birthday of kim il sung. his grandson is in charge. south korean officials say satellite images su

host: to you agree with this tweet? -- do you agree with this tweet? guest: i think that rosen took this in a personal direction. her saying it was not about policy -- we are following have a lot of tweets. it is an issue because of the battle latino voters. that is crucial in this fall election. the larger issue is going to consume enormous amount of our attention. guest: i want to say that we all do television late at night. we all know that sometimes, you say something that might not be exactly what you want to say. guest: you hit the send button and you can only get so many words until those tweets. guest: if you want to take it back, it is hard because the fire storm has already blown up the building. host: david axelrod of the obama campaign tweeted last night -- guest: that is a technical term. [laughter] he is not wanting to be saddled with beating up on a ann romney. host: independent line. howard kurtz and lauren ashburn are our guests. online politics and social media is what we are talking about. caller: i would like to weigh in on what hil

host: to reset tweets in -- -- theresa tweets in -- and bill tweets in -- guest: i am not familiar with that particular one but certainly over the past year- and-a-half or so, agency spending on conference and has been under much tighter scrutiny than it was in the past. host: next call, oklahoma city, oklahoma. barbara. caller: i have held a gsa government car briefly, and the abuse really is not from the card holder. they are told what to order. an example is, everybody knows what a day timer appointment book is, and i was instructed to order a day timer appointment book. my job is to go to the gsa website and to get the cheapest that is out there that will serve the purpose for the government employees. in this case -- i was not allowed to do that. it was about $75 difference in price because i had to get the exact item that my supervisor, my seconded level supervisor, had requested for him. it was not an option for me to do what was right. another incident was that we needed signature stamps for our division. and this really happened to me. and i was in charge -- my name was on the

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so thank you for the tweets. thanks for sending them in. i would share some of my favorite #mydumbinjury tweets from you guys. this first girl is from @artygirl67. she says, "when i was in seventh grade, i twisted my ankle getting up on tip toes to kiss my scott baio poster." [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. aw. >> jimmy: you got to kiss it, man. he's right there. >> steve: dude, you got to. he was chachi. >> jimmy: this is from @shapiro43. he says, "i was leaning over tying my shoes when suddenly my shoelace broke and i punched myself in the face. broken nose? yes." [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm tying these tight. i do not want to trip. >> jimmy: oh, you're kidding me. that is the worst. i just felt it. let you all know that was coming. ♪ i was like -- in my head i was like, oh, this going to be cool if i do it. if i can pull this off. and then i just turn around. [ cymabl crash ] kidding. this one is from @satx53. she says, "my teenage son broke his arm tripping over his crutches from the broken leg he got the day before." [ laughter ] that's jus

we have yet to deacon instruct on this deacon instructing tweeting show. michelle obama got into the fray today. she said, quote, every mother works hard, and every woman deserves to be respected. >> i like that. >> you know what, i know a lot of women that don't deserve to be respected. there are a lot of awful women out there and that is a fact. you know who you are and you are terrible. >> what did you do to them? >> what did they do to me? why are they not raising their kids i may or may not have given them? >> on that note we should move on. shall we move to the next outrage? i don't think there is enough outrage. the outrage is lopsided. it is always left to right and the left get to the right. can herman cane still entertain? you bet your blood stain. the former presidential candidate's advocacy group, cane solutions, continues to thrill us as far as the grizzly ad campaigns are concerned. there are goldfish gasping for water and the third is far more subtle and poultry heavy. take a look people with look holes. >> this is an average american taxpay

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i don't want to tweet about my breakfast, and that's what they hear. but the true value is opening up the app, opening up the web site and instantly seeing what's happening on the world right now and it brings you closer to these events and think about when you're watching t.v. on your couch or at a sporting event. you're no longer just watching it, you're watching with a device in your hand, you're watching it with your phone or ipad or laptop. and enough sideline conversation on twitter. you don't have to participate in. you don't just consume and you get closer to nascar events because you can see the drivers in the cars taking pictures before they go out from the pit stop. you can see the actors walking on stage taking a video and tweeting it to the world. you don't get this access anywhere else. so it's amazing. >> rose: it's interesting to me, too, when you look at twitter and the impact is that in politics also it's having... companies are understanding how to use it to introduce products. >> it's an amazing feedback tool an amazing market resea

so tweet him @jimcramer #madtweets. for an all new edition of "mad tweets." >>> it is time! it's time for the "lightning round" on cramer's "mad money." say the name of the stock. tell you whether to buy buy or sell sell sell. my staff prepares the -- the "lightning round" is over. are you ready, skee-daddy? it's time for the "lightning round" on cramer's "mad money." i want to start with eric in arizona. eric! >> caller: a big desert boo-yah from phoenix, arizona. >> all the way to tacoma. what have you got for me, chief? >> caller: gulfport energy. the company looks solid fundamentally but technically it looks a little weak lately. >> the technicals are right. >> sell sell sell. >> there are so many high-quality oil companies going down. i don't need a not as high quality gas play. lionel in connecticut. lionel. >> caller: boo-yah, jim. >> boo-yah. >> caller: how are you doing, buddy? >> all right. how about you? >> caller: pretty good. my stock has a nice dividend. what's your take on international paper? >> oh, man,

so tweet him @jimcram him @jimcramer #madtweets.for an all new edition of "mad tweets." it's very important to understand how math and science kind of makes the world work. in high school, i had a physics teacher by the name of mr. davies. he made physics more than theoretical, he made it real for me. we built a guitar, we did things with electronics and mother boards. that's where the interest in engineering came from. so now, as an engineer, i have a career that speaks to that passion. thank you, mr. davies. >>> it is time! it's time for the "lightning round" on cramer's "mad money." say the name of the stock. tell you whether to buy buy or sell sell sell. my staff prepares the -- the "lightning round" is over. are you ready, skee-daddy? it's time for the "lightning round" on cramer's "mad money." i want to start with eric in arizona. eric! >> caller: a big desert boo-yah from phoenix, arizona. >> all the way to tacoma. what have you got for me, chief? >> caller: gulfport energy. the company looks solid fundamentally but technical

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