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>>right twix has the same thing. they have packing tape like that over at right twix? try both.. twix ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: welcome back. if you've been watching this election closely, you may have noticed a theme emerging on the g.o.p. side. >> the big problem this country has is being politically correct. >> we need to take a step back and chill out a little bit as it relates to the political correctness. >> everybody should stop being so politically correct. >> political correctness-- it's destroying our nation. >> political correctness is killing people. >> thank you. >> >> larry: really, wolf? "thank you"? not "how the (bleep) is political correctness killing people"? i mean, i know it's politically incorrect, wolf, but you should have gone with that. now, i will admit, this whole p.c. thing is a very complicated issue. it deserves a lot of unpacking. so to help us sort through it, please welcome our resident egghead, felonious munk. hey, felonious, doesn't political correctness just limit free speech? >> brother larry, the very notion of political correctness i

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i bit into the twix bar that i think was potentially frozen.nd from just cold weather or whatever. i cracked a molar. so -- but we'll keep campaigning. we are not suspending our campaign. >> that's right. you have to move on. >>> so "the apprentice" on nbc was a huge attempt, but it wasn't trump's first attempt. "the tower" was his first attempt and actors were hired to play it out. >> i have built every kind of building in the last 25 years. i made a lot of money for me and other people. the project of this scope comes along maybe once in a lifetime. >> that still doesn't explain it. >> i want to be inspired. isn't that what most of us want? something that lifts us up, inspires us to something better. maybe if i pull it off this project will inspire other people and not just for a few years. long after i'm gone. >> dallas theme music. according to "the washington post," the script never made it past the pilot because it wasn't a compelling story. >>> all right, that's going to do it for me and "way too early." thanks for come your time. coming

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