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( cheers and applause ) ♪ even the very serious ronda rousey, ♪ (laughing) can't be serious with twizzlersaughing) designed to save you money. wireless network whether you use your phone to get fit. to find meaningful, thoughtful, slightly-weird gifts. or just to know which way you're facing right now. however you use it, your wireless bill is about to cost a whole lot less. ask how you get xfinity mobile included with your xfinity internet. so you just pay for data -- by the gig or unlimited. saving you hundreds of dollars a year. plus, get $300 back when you buy a new smartphone. xfinity mobile. it's simple. easy. awesome. click, call or visit a store today. ♪running through the door as i start to yell♪ ♪movement was my only chance ♪full speed ahead was my only plan♪ ♪i'm moving while you talk ya talk♪ ♪don't talk, gon' break ya jaw ♪i'm coming up ♪my movements coming up ♪i'm coming up ♪my movements coming up ♪ you get dirty. you get clean. you're gold. get clean and smell great with new axe gold body wash. ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." donald trump -- please, please, ho
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even the very serious ronda ♪rousey, ♪ (laughing) can't be serious with twizzlers. ♪ (laughing) ♪ musictrevor: welcome pack to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a comedian host of the nationally syndicated radio show the dl hughle -- thedl show show and ae book, "how not to get shot and other advice from white people." please welcome dl hughley! ( cheers and applause ) >> very nice, trevor. >> trevor: welcome back to the show. >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: so good to have you here. >> interestingly, you were talking about peter strzok who raised half a million dollars. >> right. >> the cop that shot mike brown, darren wilson raised $1.2 million. >> trevor: the cop raised $1.2 million? >> trevor: for what? >> for killing michael brown. his go fund me made $1.2 million. you think trump is bad, hating a black dude is way more lucrative. >> trevor: that's a perfect segue to the boofnlgt that's basically what the book is about. you wrote the book from the perspective of someone taking advice you've seen dolled out by white people after a shooting or incident. it's always advice
even the very serious ronda ♪rousey, ♪ (laughing) can't be serious with twizzlers. ♪ (laughing) ♪ musictrevor: welcome pack to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a comedian host of the nationally syndicated radio show the dl hughle -- thedl show show and ae book, "how not to get shot and other advice from white people." please welcome dl hughley! ( cheers and applause ) >> very nice, trevor. >> trevor: welcome back to the show. >> thank you for...
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( cheers and applause ) ♪ even the very serious ronda rousey, ♪ (laughing) can't be serious with twizzlersing) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." today is a bittersweet day for us here at "the daily show" because today is the last day we get to see hasan minhaj. ( audience reacts ) yeah. apparently, the muslim ban is far reaching -- way more far reaching than we realized so he's got to leave and never come back. so, ladies and gentlemen, one last time, please welcome hasan minhaj! ( cheers and applause ) >> thanks, trevor! you know, trev, i'm really going to miss this place -- the friends, the laughs, the security guard who inspects your mouth with his bare fingers. ( laughter ) >> trevor: we don't have a security guard who does that. ( laughter ) >> huh... i don't know who that was, then. ( laughter ) >> trevor: well, either way, we're going to miss you, too, man, but we're really happy for you. i know you will have your own show starting soon. but, like, what's in store for hasan minhaj? what are you doing for the rest of the summer? any big plans? >> my plan was to go see a bu
( cheers and applause ) ♪ even the very serious ronda rousey, ♪ (laughing) can't be serious with twizzlersing) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." today is a bittersweet day for us here at "the daily show" because today is the last day we get to see hasan minhaj. ( audience reacts ) yeah. apparently, the muslim ban is far reaching -- way more far reaching than we realized so he's got to leave and never come back. so, ladies and gentlemen, one last time,...
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even the very serious ronda ♪rousey, ♪ (laughing) can't be serious with twizzlers. ♪ (laughing) it's right twix® their own packs. they got about as much in common as you, a mortician, and me, an undertaker. (chuckling) or you, a janitor, and me, a custodian. (laughing) or you, a ghost, and me, a spirit. (laughing) left and right twix® packs. it's time to deside. ♪running through the door as i start to yell♪ ♪movement was my only chance ♪full speed ahead was my only plan♪ ♪i'm moving while you talk ya talk♪ ♪don't talk, gon' break ya jaw ♪i'm coming up ♪my movements coming up ♪i'm coming up ♪my movements coming up ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight served eleven months in the trump white house before she was fired from her role as director of communications for the office of public liaison. now she's out with a new book "unhinged: an insider's account of the trump white house. please welcome omerosa manigault-newman. ( cheers and applause ) welcome. >> whoo! >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> i got to get all this jelly up in this c
even the very serious ronda ♪rousey, ♪ (laughing) can't be serious with twizzlers. ♪ (laughing) it's right twix® their own packs. they got about as much in common as you, a mortician, and me, an undertaker. (chuckling) or you, a janitor, and me, a custodian. (laughing) or you, a ghost, and me, a spirit. (laughing) left and right twix® packs. it's time to deside. ♪running through the door as i start to yell♪ ♪movement was my only chance ♪full speed ahead was my only plan♪...
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even the very serious ronda ♪rousey, ♪ (laughing) can't be serious with twizzlers. ♪ (laughing) ♪ musicur next spokesperson?m he's so boring. hm. sounds like you're on the fence. why don't i just leave you my resume? yes, it's laminated. no thanks. you're hired! try caramel m&m's. ow. plaws. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show," my guest tonight is the author of how to american, an immigrant's guide to disappointing your parents. the comedian and ak certificate also starring in the new movie rich asians. >> any asshole can plan a normal stag party, hookers, drugs, dog fighting, are that smiener league shit. to organize a party this massive. >> takes a massive asshole. >> is he a goddam master mind. >> where exactly is this party? >> it's right there. >> bloody hell. >> whooo! >> please welcome jimmy o yang. welcome to the show. >> thanks for having me. >> i'm a big fan of yours from silicon valley and now-- maws plaws. >> thank you, thank you, thank you. >> trevor: now you've got the book and you've got crazy rich asians which is coming out to much fan fare, people are really exc
even the very serious ronda ♪rousey, ♪ (laughing) can't be serious with twizzlers. ♪ (laughing) ♪ musicur next spokesperson?m he's so boring. hm. sounds like you're on the fence. why don't i just leave you my resume? yes, it's laminated. no thanks. you're hired! try caramel m&m's. ow. plaws. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show," my guest tonight is the author of how to american, an immigrant's guide to disappointing your parents. the comedian and ak...
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here in times square, and she's saying -- >> good morning, america chairman >>> i want to put a twizzlermorning, america. so great to have ronda rousey out. big new movie out, "mile 22" with mark wahlberg. >> look at these super fans. they think they're here for something else involving wrestle, as you can tell but little do they know ronda will give them a big surprise just ahead. >> right outside their door. they don't even know it. >>> great midweek motivation for you helping you succeed, you know, break through that fear that you might have. this morning it's about getting comfortable being uncomfortable and devon franklin is a great inspirati inspirational coach. it's really something. when you look at discomfort if you separate it, dis-comfort, break away the dis from comfort. there you have the lesson. go to work now. >> push through the pain. >> devon explains it much better. >>> we want to get to this amazing story, all 103 surviving a plane crash and back to victor oquendo there in mexico city with the latest. good morning again, victor. >> reporter: good morning, robin. the lo
here in times square, and she's saying -- >> good morning, america chairman >>> i want to put a twizzlermorning, america. so great to have ronda rousey out. big new movie out, "mile 22" with mark wahlberg. >> look at these super fans. they think they're here for something else involving wrestle, as you can tell but little do they know ronda will give them a big surprise just ahead. >> right outside their door. they don't even know it. >>> great...