tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. here's jimmy kimmel! can you imagine? people are getting upset about this? starbucks isn't celebrating jesus' birthday. what makeseople think jesus wants to be on a starbucks cup? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to tell u something. jesus does not, he wants no part of this. there's no iced frappajesus, he does not want to be part of this. to me the outrage is they start putting out holiday cups in october. can we please e get throh pumpkin latte season first? at a thing to be offended at. ififou have time to actively protest the color and design of the starbucks holiday cup? you know what you should do? anything else. literally. anything else. [ cheers and applause ] sit in the middle of a cul-de-sac and play candy crush or something. at least you'll exercising your thumbs. the race for the republican nominee for president got more interesting over the weekend. donald trumpmp hosted atday night live.

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tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome to the show. very nice. hey, for those of you who are visiting i want to say, welcome to hollywood. and did you see -- any of you see the weird light in the sky on saturday night here? saturday night at around 6:00, this is a big story, what appeared to be a spacecraft of some kind was spotted streaking across the night sky. some people even looked up from their phones to see it. >> what that is? what the hell that is? >> what's happening? >> okay, this is weird. what the hell is that? >> this is videotaping it. is that too cool? >> oh my god, what is that? >> oh my god, you guys. >> this is weird, guys. >> this is what much of the southland looked up to saturday night. a mysterious bright light that moved slowly over the pacific. >> then it floated around and got higher and higher and higher. then it shooted away

tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday.le pilots. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday.ith music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel!

tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones.

. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank ty burrell, lake bell and "nightline" is next. but first, here to keep our mashup monday series moving full steam ahead. with the song "interstate love song" - joss stone temple pilots! waiting on a sunday afternoon for what i read between the lines your lies feeling like a hand in rusted leaving on a southern train only yesterday you lied promises of what i seemed to be only watched the time go by all of these breathing is the hardest thing to do with all i've said and all that's dead for you you lied good bye leaving on a southern train only yesterday you lied promises of what i seemed to all of these things i said to you [ cheers and applause ] >>> this is "nightline." >> tonight, he married kim to kanye on "keeping up with the kardashians." now this celebrity pastor is known as much for his friends as his wild sermons. >> i got a plan! >> why he and his glamorous wife are mixing faith and fame to bring a younger, cooler crowd to church. >>> overnight sensations. got a feeling that i'm going under noits. hawn mendes. just after

tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots.

tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday.le pilots. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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. >> tonight ty burrell, mashup music monday. i visit the set of shark tank to save the >>> an amazing and quite dangerous confrontation caught on camera by police and an out of control driver. >> stop! stop! >> oh, dear. body cameras capturing an officer in sand springs, oklahoma trying to stop an alleged car thief. instead that driver ran full speed in to him. other officers surrounded the car. rather than surrender, the driver stands up and taunts them. the driver had to be removed from the car. she faces several charges. amazingly the officer that was hit was not seriously hurt. >>> in tonight's health alert, for whatever reason an old study making headlines on social media. perhaps you've seen it today. touting the benefits of champagne but experts urge caution. the 2013 study out of the uk popping up on facebook and twitter showed champagne has compounds similar to red wine. health officials are down playing the study saying it was done on rats which is not comparable to human trials. >> the timing as we close in on new yea

. >> tonight ty burrell, mashup music monday. i visit the set of shark tank to save the children of planet earth. find over 1,000 special stories at hospital for special surgery. i was running 6 months after a hip repair. hiking 2 weeks after spine care. and setting records 9 months after shoulder treatment. one special hospital, over 1,000 special stories. see them all at >>> an amazing and quite dangerous confrontation caught on camera by police and an out of control driver. >> stop! stop! >> oh, dear. body cameras capturing an officer in sand springs, oklahoma trying to stop an alleged car thief. instead that driver ran full speed in to him. other officers surrounded the car. rather than surrender, the driver stands up and taunts them. the driver had to be removed from the car. she faces several charges. amazingly the officer that was hit was not seriously hurt. >>> in tonight's health alert, for whatever reason an old study making headlines on social media. perhaps you've seen it today. touting the benefits of champagne but e

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julia roberts will be with us, as will ty burrell, anthony anderson, rob lowe, lake bell, from "agents of shield" adrianne palicki - we will have music from chris cornell, future, dave gahan and soulsavers - and mash-up monday returns where we mix two bands up. joss stone and temple pilots will be here to form joss stone temple pilots. our first guest tonight has been an attorney, a law professor, the first lady, the senator of new york, secretary of state - the woman can't hold onto a job. but she is hoping to be the next president of the united states - please welcome hillary clinton. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much for coming. >> it's terrific. where is guillermo? there. >> good look. >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> jimmy: is that something you'd ever consider wearing? >> i did. many years ago. >> jimmy: you've had a busy day, i know you've been doing meet and greets and fund-raisers. >> right. >> jimmy: brunches and that sort of thing. >> all that, yes. >> jimmy: it seems -- is that fun? it seems -- meeting rich people seems like the worst way to spend t