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pattinson, daniel craig, hayden panettiere, dave salmoni is bringing animals, we will have music from tyler bryantwn, boys like girls and ben folds five, so join us for those shows next week. we don't want to go, we have to. and also, please don't forget, especially if you are watching around the country, there are thousands of people still suffering from the effects of the hurricane. we're going to auction off this desk to benefit the red cross. this desk has been signed by david letterman, jon stewart, stephen colbert and i signed it, too. so, you get four late night talk show hosts on one late night talk show desk. go to charitydoes.com and host your own show from home. and if you don't want the desk and you'd like to help anyway there's an easy way to do it. go to redcross.org to donate. or you can text "redcross" to 90999 to make a $10 donation. all right. our first guest tonight is a warm and cheerful ray of sunshine on a storm-battered brooklyn week. she is co-host of the show "live with kelly & michael." please welcome kelly ripa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> oh, my go

stephenie meyer will be here, dave salmoni will be here with animals and we'll have music from tyler bryantboys like girls. join us then. if you've been watching abc today, you know that we have titled today a "day of giving." we're encouraging those who haven't to donate to help the victims of hurricane sandy. so far, we've raised over $14 million. if you'd like to help out please visit redcross.org/abc or call 1-800-help-now to donate. and we have our own charity auction from the show running right now. if you go to charitybuzz.com, you can bid on the desk i sat behind during our shows in brooklyn last week. it's signed by david letterman, jon stewart, stephen colbert, and i signed it too. the price is up to $21,000 -- so, it's expensive, but all the proceeds go to help the hurricane sandy relief effort. you have until november 14th to bid. and if you win, you can do your own talk show in your house, which would be weird, but fun. our first guest is an internationally beloved actor with a bloodthirsty legion of fans. and he portrays a 107-year-old vampire with very young-looking skin. the

and music from tyler bryant and the shakedown.nd we have a new show for you on friday night, too, james bond himself, daniel craig will be here. and the author of "twilight" series stephenie meyer. and music from boys like girls. all right. also, we got a guy here in the audience who is looking for a job here in california. if you need -- he's a former true want officer from chicago and -- he needs somebody to watch the kids. [ applause ] he's the guy. in a perfect world, roseanne barr would have won her build for president last night and our first guest would be our next attorney general. he's an emmy and golden globe-winning actor whom you can see alongside denzel washington in this year's mu movie you're least likely to see on an airplane, "flight." it's in theaters now. please say hello to john goodman. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: everything all right? >> yep. as far as i know, yeah. ing what is your take on this, your former television wife, roe san -- >> i knew he was goishe was go