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i'm host who has to wear chain mail gloves, tyler templeton.s risen fresh off his stunning electoral rebuke, donald trump took the stage for his presidential campaign announcement and assured the nation i see you. i hear you. and i will say the same things only a little quieter. >> we built the wall. the blood soaked streets of our once great cities is salve annals, rig and corrupt system. china played a very corrupt role in the 2020 election. we will not let men, as an example, participate in women sports. >> oh, it was the trump we love. low energy, hallow, gaunt, unsteady, sickly. it was so captivating that you could hear the crowd tiptoeing for the exit. fox news viewers were or beganisming so hard that purely out of mercy sean hannity cut away from the speech and rarely returned to it. even ivanka trump was so swept up by the moment she had to release a statement as long and loving as it was short and terse. this time around, i am choosing to prioritize my young children and the private life we are creating as a family. well, i will always

-and i don't know who to support for president, so it's time for a tyler templeton divided soul debate. alright -- tyler, tyler -- who should we throw our support behind in 2024? -you gotta go with trump. he's got everything. he's trump. he's donald trump. and let's not forget he's trump. -good point, tyler. and, tyler, what do you think? -well, trump is the past! i think voters are looking for desantis' fresh, sweaty, "i know i'm a fraud" energy. -maybe you're right, and it's time to move on. -how dare you abandon trump like that?! -he's dragging down the party! -he is the party! -stop fighting! i'll clean my room, mommy! i swear! [ clears throat ] charles, which tyler is right? the one that's for trump and desantis or the one that's for desantis and trump? -[ laughs ] well, i can't say either one is right 'cause i'm not for either one of those guys. but, you know, it's very interesting to me to see people, uh, paint desantis as "trump without the baggage." he's trump without a lot of things. he's also trump without the charisma. -tylers: whoa! -so it would be difficult for ron desant

i'm host who fetches the ball from my dog tyler templeton.3 days until the midterms, the tires are coming off the country, and republicans are riding the glowing orange rims to an election-night victory. and we republicans earned this moment. we screwed up covid, which caused a supply-chain crisis, which caused runaway inflation. and now, according to 538, which is totally skewed unless it says what i want it to, the polls are trending in republicans' favor. ya-hoo-skoodaladee-doo! republican control of the senate and the future of mammalian life on earth could come down to what happens in pennsylvania, where democrat john fetterman debated dr. mehmet oz. it was an amazing night between a man trying to convince voters he's a healthy human and a man trying to convince voters he's a human. but it was oz who landed the decisive blow with this take on abortion. -i don't want the federal government involved with that at all. i want women, doctors, local political leaders letting the democracy that's always allowed our nation to thrive, to put the

i'm host whose dentist has to wear chainmail gloves tyler templeton. top story! he has risen! stage for his presidential campaign announcement and assured the nation, "i see you, i hear you, and i will say the same things only a little quieter." -we built the wall. the blood-soaked streets of our once great cities. these are savages. rigged and corrupt system. barack hussein obama. china played a very active role in the 2020 election. we will not let men, as an example, participate in women's sports. -oh, it was the trump we love! low-energy, hollow, gaunt, unsteady, sickly. it was so captivating that you could hear the crowd tip-toeing for the exits. fox news viewers were orgasming so hard that, purely out of mercy, sean hannity cut away from the speech and rarely returned to it. even ivanka trump was so swept up by the moment that she had to release a statement as long and loving as it was short and terse. great! i was just gonna say t-that we should do that! tha-- it's the best thing for all of us. cool.

conservative "hot take" host who's had his arms reattached six times due to chainsaw-juggling mishaps tyler templetonlighting 300 pages of unbound paper on the subway dr. ike bloom. -chief field correspondent singularly holding up the dinosaur-shape chicken-nugget industry james smartwood jr. -and at the big board, senior political analyst currently realizing this life doesn't make him happy ted jaworski. -our "tooning out" special coverage begins right now. -from comedy central, this is "tooning out the news" election 2022: someone give a beto a netflix deal already. -i'm co-anchor who gets off on ordering highly rated sweat-wicking cycling apparel james smartwood. -and i'm co-anchor who thinks the midterms are my super bowl, but i also love sports -- kylie weaver. -well, tonight, democrats are gleeful as the red wave turned out to be as strong as the flow of oxygen to herschel walker's brain. -republicans are leading the battle for the house, but the senate remains in the balance as the nation considers whether the imagined fears of suburbans moms outweigh the real fears of being forced to be a mom