. >>> hey, it's host whose marriage dynamic is his wife hitting him with a car a lot, tyler templetonst who has a recurring nightmare where she can't catch a fleeing winona ryder, bonnie davis. co-host who fills the interior of her car with razor wire every time she parks, susan shepherd. and co-host who invented a parachute specifically for frat house floor collapses, austin sparks. ron desantis only drank with those teens to make sure no one got drunk enough to accidentally read toni morrison. this is "hot take." what's up, bare ass on the furniture battalion? >>> top story -- our nation's perfect spectacle of racism and violence, the super bowl, was tainted on sunday when woke commercials many for godless electric vehicles somehow pirated the broadcast. they completely violated the sanctity of the super bowl ads, which should teach viewers that patriotism and alcoholism go hand in hand. now, let's bring in our guest who got heckled so much as a stand-up comedian that she retreated to a successful tv and movie career, tig notaro. what's up tig? >> oh, just, you know, hanging out. ti

. ♪♪ -hey, it's host who's trained his body to drift like a cool car, tyler templeton, alongside co-hostd to not make another godzilla, bonnie davis... co-host who needs blaring parade music or her blood forgets to march around her body, susan shephard... and co-host whose off-brand cologne makes his moles grow crazy fast, austin sparks. let's blow through the debt ceiling just so kevin mccarthy's credit score goes to zero. this is "hot take"! ♪♪ what's up, underpants mold force? folks, just because you've never done a tour overseas doesn't mean you can't get ptsd when m&m's get less sexy. it's time for some dispatches from the culture wars! first up, microsoft xbox. microsoft has joined the radical far left by slightly lowering our mass-murder simulation toys' power usage. according to their website... how dare you push socialism on my xbox! it's gonna become lazy and play video games all day. get off your ass, x-box, and get a job! luckily, i'm fighting back against woke cost-saving measures by creating this ultra-inefficient xbox. plug it in here. this hog will tie up your metropolita

. >>> hey, it's host whose trained his body to drift like a cool car, tyler templeton, along side co-hostise nightly to god to not make another godzilla, bonnie davis, co-host who needs blaring parade music, or her blood forgets to march around her body, susan shepherd, and co-host whose off-brand cologne makes his moles grow crazy fast, austin sparks. let's blow through the debt ceiling just so kevin mccarthy's credit score goes to zero. this is "hot take." ♪ >>> what's up, underpants mold force? folks, just because you've never done a tour overseas, doesn't mean you can't get ptsd when m&ms get less sexy. it's time for some dispatches from the culture wars. ♪ >> first up, microsoft xbox. microsoft has joined the radical far left by slightly lowering our mass murder simulation toys' power usage. according to their website, "xbox will schedule game app and os updates for your console at specific times that may result in lower carbon emissions. this could potentially save you money." how dare you push socialism on my xbox? it's going to become lazy and play video games all day. get off you

♪ -hey, it's host you should just let cheat at board games 'cause the tantrum isn't worth it, tyler templetonin the middle of town is her dad, bonnie davis... co-host who has dated every meat-packing foreman in her state, susan shephard... and co-host warned by a cartel to quit being such an annoying part of mexico city's cocktail scene, austin sparks. if zelenskyy speaks at the oscars, then putin must be invited to the mtv awards to read the nominees for best kiss. this is "hot take"! ♪♪ what's up, gas-station bagel cellophane swallowers? top story! despite it perfectly quenching our thirst for blood and violence, the national football league is not without controversy. most recently, squeamish fans were in a tizzy over buffalo bills player damar hamlin's heart stopping on the field -- for just, like, a few short minutes. now here to agree with me under penalty of me getting my feelings hurt real bad is host of hbo's "game theory with bomani jones" bomani jones. what's up, bomani? -how you doing, man? -fantastic. do you find it a little strange that a peace-loving country like america would

-conservative host who can go to the park unleashed because he has a chip in his paw -- tyler templetonnd new york times columnist who brings a bottle of wine to your housewarming that's nicer than anything you've ever owned in your life -- charles blow. -reporting with the confidence of george santos saying george santos sr. is on schindler's list, our "tooning out" special coverage begins right now! -from comedy central, this is "tooning out the news: special coverage: state of the union 2023." "the nation's third most powerful person is named kevin." -good for romney there for telling santos to do something noble with his life, like spending his entire career firing factory workers. -i can't believe matt gaetz shook the president's hand while texting an uber driver to look for a girl at arrivals with a spongebob backpack. -absolutely. i'm co-anchor james smartwood, and i read every billboard out loud on the way to work. -i'm co-anchor kylie weaver, and, yeah, i'm kind of a crossword guru. -let's jump in. the 2023 state of the union address featured president biden touting his record