for the sake of u.n.c.l.e... and ourselves. very well. find the u.n.c.l.e agent. help him to escape. or kill him. [sniggering] that i can draw and fire my gun 'accurately, in one second.' don't make any alarm. (earnst) 'waiter, may i have a drink, please?' thank you. (earnst) 'now the problem..' [people chattering] [music continues] [tires screeching] [footsteps] [tires screeching] [dramatic music] we have been waiting for you, mr. solo 'i believe is the name.' you are under arrest for the conspiracy in the murder of milo jans. [phone dial ringing] i have first secretary linz on the wire. how can you, with your bureaucratic obstractional tactics-- the prisoner will not be moved without hand carried authority. he will not be searched. his person will not be touched. security, think of security. regulations say that a suspected enemy of the state, when apprehended will not be moved until it is ascertained whether he falls under the jurisdiction of civil or military intelligence. (colonel) 'your papers please.' he refuses to give his name, only the designation. it's

u.n.c.l.e will protect the dove. we dare not chance it. until we are strong enough, the existence of that dove is a gun pointed at our heads. 'it must be destroyed.' i'm sorry. 'my orders are to bring it home.' thrush is an international band of renegades. and they exist in many areas besides your nation. my organization is at war against them no matter where we find them. it is never pleasant to kill one's friends to save ththem from one's enemi. but...in a business 'unpleasantries often occur.' if i can bring the dove back home u.n.c.l.e. can be of considerable help to you. we are, as you k know, very effective. i will recover the dove. 'but i will also do this much for you.' 'when i recover the dove and if it's humanly possible' i'll...i'll help you to cross the border. on failing that, i must kill you. mr. brickman, may i please see you alone now? - no. - yes. i'll be right there. that was unnecessarily rude. and if i were polite, i might involve her and end up having to liquidate a giddy young spinster. now what can i do for you? mr.

there's an organization known as u.n.c.l.e., heard of it? 'well, i belong to it.' 'rather than going into tiresome details' we're interested in locating your father. now do you believe that? yes. no. oh, i don't know what to believe. you said you saw my father. where? how is he? he's fine. as to where he is, i don't know. it rates very high on my list of unforgettable experiences. 'anyway, we were out about a half an hour, we made a switch'' 'we dropped off some people, and we picked up some people' and among the people that we picked up was your father. aboard the outrider? i don't believe it. i'm not saying he's there now. i'm saying he was last night. as to where he is now.. is there an island out past the harbor? there's nothing out there - 'just the..' - 'the oil tower.' (felicia) 'that's ridiculous. tower's only a platform in an oil shaft.' is it? maybe that's what they want us to believe. felicia, do you have a boat? my father used a rowboat. the hansen's rowboat. good. a rowboat is what i need to get there. thank you. - you gotta take me with you. - no, no,