greg: the monogram towels that used to be ufo now at uap. >> that's not the point of my story. he takes about those aliens. >> i don't want to rebrand ufos. the reason there ufos is where they have a change in name. greg: here is what i don't understand, we have an explosion of smartphones, and we haven't seen a corresponding explosion of ufo sightings. didn't have any phones. now that everyone has a camera with them all the time i thought we would seek to cast alien and bigfoot footage but is mostly fight the burger king. [laughter] i don't like unidentified flying objects because it objectifies them, but if there were ever a time for the aliens to land it's a trump in the white house. because in the movies the aliens would land and say humanity puts their differences aside in russia and china and north korea, aliens with land and we wouldn't even notice and we would take him back later. greg: aliens are you with us or was distraught. >> you get free college, you get free college. greg: i have a theory that i've stolen from the people there aren't any aliens because the light