>> hunter ulysses whitman, you are expelled. >> it was not hunter ulysses whitman's fault. >> i thought you were deaf. >> i'm not deaf, i'm -- i'm lactose intolerant. hunter ulysses whitman did not commit this heinous act. >> then who committed it? >> it was -- the janitor! >> it's true. i did rig the election. and i got all the other candidates expelled. and i murdered the softball coach. >> but why? why would you do such a thing? >> because, hunter ulysses whitman, you are my son. >> dad? >> no. mom. baby. mama i'm coming home mama i'm coming home >> i just wanted my baby to win. i just wanted him to win. mama, mama i'm coming home >> so ends the shocking story of "scandal high." all's well that sends well. xoxo, shonda from shondaland. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very sad. wow. hey, let's check in with the potato. this is not a joke. the potato has almost 50,000 likes already. it's a potato. we're going to take a break. when we come back we decided to have fun with one direction fans on hollywood boulevard with an edition of "lie witness news." we'll check back in on the potato

>> more than ever. >> as election day drew near, hunter ulysses whitman was growing anxious. nosif and jenica had high hopes -- maybe too high. >> hey. you've been doing drugs. >> hey! >> you've been doing harder drugs. you are hereby expelled effective immediately. >> hey! >> "hey" is for horses and in this race there's only one stallion left. >> lol. no one's running against me. >> not so fast. >> now no one's running against me. >> next time on "scandal high." >> are you going to try to have me expelled too? >> is that a guilty face? >> i'm pregnant! >> the votes have been counted and -- [ cheers and applause ] that's a series finale, "scandal high" next thursday. we're going to take a break. a couple of things. facebook has another new feature that's going to weird you out. "this week in unnecessary censorship" too. stick around, we'll be right think you know t-mobile's lte coverage? think again. ...and is four times better in buildings. see for yourself at t-mobile.com/coverage. how you doing? hey! how are you? where are we watching the game? you'll see. i think my boys

hunter ulysses whitman thought he was the only answer for president but this test was about to become multiple choice. >> hey! >> hey. >> hey! hey. >> yo, yo, yo! you can't run as a team. >> attention, students. just to clarify, you are allowed to run for student council president as a team, team, team, team! yeah! >> hey. >> whatever. >> hey. >> hey. >> while some students were getting into theheace, others were getting racy. >> courtney, please come to the front of the class and draw a >> are you still homosexual now? >> more than ever. >>>>s election day drew near, hunter ulylyes whitman was growing anxious. nosif and jenica had high hopes -- maybe too high. >> hey. >> hey. >> hey. you've b bn doing drugs. >> hey! >> you've been doing harder drugs. you are hereby expelled effective immediately. >> hey! >> "hey" is for horses and in this race there's only one stallion left. >> lol. no one's running against me. >> n n so fast. >> now no one's running against me. >> next time on "scandal high." >> are you going to try to have me expelled too? >> is that a guilty face? >> i'm pregnant!

and with no one else on the playing field, hunter ulysses whitman thought he had the game in the bag. >> vote for me, save a tree. >> vote for me, save a tree. >> until an unexpected interception. >> vote for me, save a tree. >> but this is a tree. >> just -- vote for me, save a tree. >> that's your slogan? >> that's your haircut? burn. >> winning the race wouldn't be easy for crystal. >> vote for crystal! in her locally sourced, biodegradable hemp backpack. campaign manager and school bully blind josh. >> you vote for crystal, i'll tell everybody you diarrhea'd in your gym shorts. >> you can't see anything. >> but i can smell everything. who are you going to vote for? >> crystal. >> i got that. >> things were a lot friendlier inside the classroom where one student was trying her best to earn some sex-tra credit. >> okay, everyone, pen sills out. >> oh, i want to take your pencil out. >> pop quiz. >> oh, i want you to pop my quiz. >> one more word and i flunk you. >> oh, flunk me, flunk me so hard! >> courtney was craving more attention. >> who did this! >> principal powers was beggin