um, and it's corrected some longstanding errors like we were talking about with, um, a.i. sort of hit aristotle and descartes where it hurts in what i think is a really welcome way. and, you know, it's given us these fascinating verdicts like a.i. can land planes before it can ride bikes, and it can translate u.n. minutes before it can be shown a photograph of an object and tell you what that object is which is what any 5-year-old can do. and so i think artificial intelligence and the turing test specifically is not just a pat on the back at, you know, how impressive we are and that there's all this unsung complexity to what we do which i think is part of the important message, but at the same time it's not merely a pat on the back, it's also sort of this call to action that we should not only celebrate, but actually actively pursue these things. and that's part of what i think the beauty of these chatbot programs is, that, you know, the existence of spam forces me to be myself in order for you to click the link that i'm sending you. that it's not merely a question of etiq

um, so education schools were one, um, and churches the other. and my family's church was st. phillip's e discopal church. it was down here in lower manhattan and is now up in harlem. so the third circle, um, is that of gotham, and this is where i'm going to spend the rest of my time talking. um, and i have a section in my book titled distance and proximity because what i want to point out is no matter how distant black new yorkers were from their white counterparts, either poor, native-born irish immigrants, german immigrants or even wealthier whites, um, they were never, there was still proximity. because they lived downtown in racially-mixed neighborhoods, um, in ward four and ward fife fife -- ward five and ward six and ward eight. they were always close to others, people who were not like them. not necessarily in the same house or the same tenement, but maybe tenements on the street or at least block to block. and what this led to were some really surprising, to me surprising -- and to them also -- unpredictable contacts with whites. and i'm just going to mention a couple

you know, when you, um, caramelize something in the, um, in your--with a frying pan it turns brown. so people don't like brown potato chips, i don't know why, so that means it's high sugar content. so we've got to have low sugar in order to make 'em cook white. >> the potatoes are harvested and brought here to the processing facility where they are washed, sorted, and even tasted too. to ke sure the cpping potaes have ju the right amount sugar for their stomers, brian fries some of his potatoes up to see how they cook. thus, the wall of potato chips. >> oh, it just is really because when y, um, send a pot- ad of potatoes and it cooks dark, you get the load of potatoes back. so it's, um, quality control make sure you don't lose money. >> the potatoes are then trucked out and distributed to a variety of fast od chains and large food processors, including lay's potatohips, as well as smaller distributors like californ chips in oxnard. >> these potatoes were in the ground in bakersfield 24 hours ago. we get them in ever day. if they come in in the afternoon, they were picked that very s

>> um, it's a good question. about 12 years ago i read a wonderful book by walter prescott webb called "the great plains." and even though it was about the great plains, it was really about texas mostly. and inside this book there was a chapter or even a subchapter about the comanches, and it put forth this premise that there was this enormous force sitting in the middle of the continent that determined how everything happened. and i'm a yankee. i'm going, what? wait a second. i mean, i might know a pequot or the odd algonquin, but i didn't know comanches at all. comanches that are something in john wayne movies was code for, uh-oh. [laughter] oh, we're in trouble now, that's a comanche arrow. so what happened was that's what set off my interest. and then i did all the normal things you would do if you're interested in comanches. beyond that, though, it was really about, i think, a yankee's love affair with the state of texas. when i was time bureau chief, i traveled all over the state, when i was a writer at tex

with respect to google, um, they were, as i said, kind of disappointed, um, but essentially said they hope to be able to continue their scanning work and make as many books available. so, essentially, i think it's disappointed but cautious optimism seems to be reigning the day. >> sarah weinman, what about google's competitors, amazon, microsoft, yahoo, etc. what was their reaction? >> um, to the best of my knowledge i think the reactions were mostly lodged within court documents. from what i understand, though, they were certainly pleased that the settlement was not approved because each of those parties, or certainly the majority of these parties did lodge objections with the court. amazon, for example, had essentially said that if you give google this unfair advantage, how is this good for copyright? and that was actually another big issue of judge chin which is that it's a good idea to have a digital library, to have these works scanned, but should google be the arbiter and the decision maker, the entity that decides how it's scanned, what is scanned, which books are, essentially,

i never gotten so -- um -- so, thank you.nyways i have cd's if you are interested i have cards and bios and cd's please, sign up. i usually perform. come out. the last song so put your hands together and clap or i will be angry. thank you, again. [music] ♪[applause] >> thank you. [applause] all right. you guys want to -- so, there is a little song that some people know that you have seen before. a little song by a kind of food, right. and none of us like it if you had it or we tolerate it because we have to. i happen to be allergic, lucky for me! but now i sing this song because that's all i can do. put your hands together again. [music] ♪[laughter] >> a little too much. [laughter] [music] [laughter] [music] [laughter] [music] [laughter] ♪[applause] >> thank you. >> thank you. thank you. i have um... thank you and peace be with you. there's three mike's here so i don't know if i should put this down. um... before i start, i've had the great honor to - i love to talk at schools. k through graduate school and one question i ask

um... thank you and peace be with you. there's three mike's here so i don't know if i should put this down. um... before i start, i've had the great honor to - i love to talk at schools. k through graduate school and one question i ask children in america is i ask them how many of you have talked great detail to your grandparents or elders or fore father's about world war ii or the depression or vietnam or civil rights movement, or perhaps if your parents or grandparents came from another country and settled here what it's like. only five to ten percent of the ands come up. if i asked that same question in afghanistan or pakistan or africa 90% of ands come up and i think the as great tragedy we've lost that oral tradition and a rich tradition about folklore and heritage and faith and heritage. to honor that today i'd like to share with you a little story. it's a hard cover book that came out in march of 2006. anybody have a hard cover. wave it up here. you might not want it after i say this

um, now britains made these in various sizes. um, this is as large, as you can see. - right. - and they come down to about that length, tiny tiny little things. um, and in this size, they're very collectible. um, i suspect at all true, you'd be looking at something like £350 to 450 for this. well, that was a little more than i thought. usually in pendants, you have little gems suspended at the bottom, such as little diamonds or pearls or rubies and sapphires. but this is unusual because at the end of this pendant, there's a milk tooth. - woman: that's right. - why has it got a milk tooth at the end of it? it's my eldest son's milk tooth and grandmother's first grandson, and she had it put in. now it's mounted up in a drop-shape setting with four white stones above. what do you think those are? - a kind of diamond. - what do you think it's worth? - ten quid? - about £10. - yeah. - well, they are diamonds. they're not "a kind of diamond," they are diamonds. and what's interesting about this piece is that it was made in, i would thi

not be your area, but, um, i just wondered, you know, you mentioned that, um, things can be done like a second stimulus, but we're currently seeing a congress that is fighting and in a deadlock and not even able to pads our next -- pass our next fiscal budget. so i guess my question is, how do you, um, you know, the conservative agenda, they seem to be able to create falsehoods in their own reports that are not necessarily accurate, but they seem to be able to talk louder. they seem to be able to have the general public believe what they're saying even if it's not truement -- true. how can that be combated? i mean, how can, you know, we have a democratic president and house of representatives, but we don't seem to be able to get the truth out there. and it's amazing to me that, um, regarding the bush tax cuts that are expiring, it's amazing to me that not more of a stink has been made about the top two, you know, tax brackets like people making, you know, a million dollars or more -- >> right. >> -- why it seems like we should let those people have tax cuts at, um, the expense of taki

um, now the royal wedding is this friday?ny plans, are you going to watch? are you going to the wedding? who knows. you'll be gone that weekend. >> i opted out. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, you'll be gone. >> i'm gone. >> jimmy: -- are you going to watch the wedding. >> it depends on whether you're on or not. was that good? i don't know. probably, i'll watch some of it. >> jimmy: i don't think i'll be at the wedding, but you'll watch some of it. it's on at like 4:00 in the morning. >> no, then i'm not going to watch it. >> jimmy: you're not going to watch the wedding at all. no, you don't care? >> no, i really don't care. >> jimmy: so, what do you think you'll be doing friday night at 4:00 in the morning. >> sleeping, i hope. >> jimmy: sleeping. very, very good. okay, very good. roots, we have our pal kathy here. you might know her from the film "gone." >> "gone." >> jimmy: she's over at the tribeca film festival. she's from cortland, new york. and, this friday night, instead of watching the royal wedding, she'll be sleeping.

um, it comes about midway. until the latest of our world conflicts, the united states had no armaments industry. american makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make swords as well. but now we can no longer risk improvisation of national defense. we have been compelled to create a permanent industry of vast proportions. added to this, three and a half million men and women are directly engaged in the defense establishment. we annually spend on security more than the net income of all united states corporations. this conjunction of a large arms industry is new in the american experience. the total influence -- economic, political, even spiritual -- is felt in every city, every statehouse, every office of the federal government. we recognize the imperative need for this development, yet we must not fail to comprehend its great implications. our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved. so is the very structure of our society. in the counsels of government, we must guard against the act i by

i, um, i think it's roughly captured by what mr. mica said before he left. that it's important to engage a person in conversation to elicit cues to deception. overall, the research shows that statements carry some cues to deception, and also there's an emerging wave of new research that focus on how to create cues to deception, how to elicit cues to deception because there's such an abundance of research showing that people don't just automatically leak. of -- so my basic answer is that some form of questioning protocol, some kind of brief interview protocol that's based on the scientific research on how to elicit cues to deception, how to ask questions so that the liars and truth tellers respond differently, i think that would be a worthwhile enterprise. >> so you're not really saying -- and this is a yes or no -- saying scrap the program, but you are saying that there are areas where we need to significantly improve the techniques that we're using to take us down a track of being able to identify potential terrorists. >> yes. i think if efforts would be sp

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um... i flunked my first driving test when i was 16 and totald the car while parallel parking and some student wills not get into college. really when you fail it's not the end of the road. it's more of an opportunity and away to find a different path. when i come to those moments in life, i think of the perz yen proverb that says when it's dark you can see the star. for those of you that have been there, i failed get a really good sunset picture on,k 2. this is actually a volcano in mexico but i love this climbing photo to end the climing sequence. so, here's our dirt bag climbers. done with the climb and it's time for me to head back to berkley. i was very weak and fortunately, we were still alive. that year five of 12 climbers that ascending died during the descend. i had to walk five days back to the nearest village to catch a jeep back to civilization. as i got to the village a string of kids started grabbing on to me and as i got near there was a stout, gruff man with a silver grin an

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so, um, i think it's important to support local farmers, and i liked--i just generally liked farmers. >> it's probably the most widely recognized olive brand in america, and california's lindsay olives re labeled with astonishing speed and efficiency. after all, lindsay olives' parent company bell-carter foods produces more than 10 million cases cf olives every year. >> olaves look very simple in the can, but there's a lot of hard work that goes to produce one can of olives. >> this family-owned business is one of the largest table olive processors in the country. millions of pounds of fruit are canned and processed here in the small agricultural town of corning, aut 25 miles from chico. scott patton, who has 200 acres, is one of many family growers who supply the company with manzanilla olives. >> my grandpa started back in the early fifties, and my dad, jim patton, really brought the--and kind of organized the whole orchards and got things going, and... why i like olives? olives are good for you. olives--we were just talking about olive extract. you can eat an olive, and it helps re

>> um, us as a country?ah. >> um, because i think it carries a lot of baggage, and it's a term that's been bandied about in many wayses. ways. and there's not a political consensus behind nation building. >> okay. i'm going to have to report a real bias. i love ngos, i'm huge fans of yours. i cannot even be impartial, but i'm going to try. because i love the fact -- i'm a former peace corps volunteer. i just have a general sense that you reach people, you listen to people, you're doing more what they need. but there are criticisms. and one of them is how, how do we measure? some of what we ask you to do is hard to measure even though you're involved in capacity building, i mean, empowerment, democracy training, institutionalizing, getting people to realize they can poke their head out of the ground and make a suggestion, and it won't be ripped off, and can they can ask their neighbors what they think, and you can build consensus. that's something we spew tyly do -- intuitively do, but overseas in some places

um, uh... and the melody is... ♪ da-da-da-da-da-da.line of the-- ♪ i spied an old woman. ♪ she was pluckin' young nettles. ♪ ♪ she scarce heard me comin'. ♪ i listened awhile to the song she was hummin'. ♪ ♪ glory all, glory all, to our bold fenian men. ♪ well, i heard that song when i was probably 20, and i just took my heart. and when i heard it in this-- this beautiful piece about new york, you know, it's haunting to hear that melody. i owe a debt to the traditional music that has informed my appreciation for music, that has--has influenced my songwriting, that has carried the voice of antiquity and the past into the present. it's very important to me. i think also as a troubadour, which is really what i am, a modern-day troubadour, that part of my--part of my singing and my songwriting and the choice of songs has to do with the historical match that happens between political movements and social movements and expressions of the heart, which come through in lyrics. and i always pray that i stay very close to that source. in--in sele

um, well, yeah, there's a lot of-- you know, a lot of that. i do things that i want to do, but then again, don't misunderstand. i don't get tons of offers to do things, so it's not like i'm passing up doing the next nicole kidman vehicle so that i can do space ghost, you know what i mean? like, it's--it's-- [laughs] which would be a tough call. i'm offered a lot of fun things, but it's not like i make hard decisions every day. i understand that david letterman was an early inspiration for you. yes, when the letterman show came on when i was in high school, i was motivated to set my sights on a career in comedy. i thought i wanted to be a comedy writer. i wanted to write for the letterman show. i was so impressed with the show and his sense of humor and sensibilities, i-- as sctv was also at that time. i would have watched sctv and david letterman and be very impressed with their sense of humor. that's how i got interested in the medium of stand-up comedy, was being inspired by david letterman. well, in the intro, as being topical-- i mean, tha

um... this is a slide that, you know, if i really tortured you i would have shown a few minutesing a but this is a picture of the,g fel, model under a medium high emissions scenario. the change of the temperature at the end of the century, verses the model, historical climate, and you can see the scale. i'm looking that map here. scale is at the bottom and what you see by this is the coastal air temperature raised, by the end of the century, about 2, 2 and a half degrees celsius. but when you get to the interior of north america, this is for summer, the temperature rise is in excess of five celsius and colorado does not look very good, naturally in those terms. so, what this suggests - and more than one model shows the same kind of behavior and i'll show you : tha. but this is a transit of southern california showing you the temperature rise across this area, and you see this tremendous gradient of temperature increase as you get in land. of course, that has a profound influence - or would

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also, um... excuse me. you know having hard cover thing fighting terrorism with education i've learned from islamic scholars. in the koran it's implicitly stated in the holy koran when a young mangos on jiha d and this is a spiritual endeavor to seek knowledge. it could also mean he's going into a group. but he has to get blessings from his mother first and if he doesn't do that it's shameful and disgraceful. after 911 the taliban had a high desertion rate and they were trying to get recruit groups to fight against intervention and coalition and they went in literally impoverished societies because educated women refused to allow they're sons to fight in theal bonn. you have a less educated mother here. single parent in the difficult system. the higher education a women has the more likely her son is to go on with education rather than getting into violence and drugs and certainly she won't condone her son getting into a gang or drugs. i've sometimes been criticized for that because they say all the 911 hij

. >> my favorite website would probably be, oh goodness, um -- i guess like a search engine like googleg. that way because you can always go onto other ones to find information and help you with school work. >> on the computer i prefer to go to itunes. >> my favorite website's facebook because you can chat with your friends overseas. >> my favorite website is probably youtube 'cause i can listen to, like watch videos and songs. >> and don't forget teenkidsnews.com! i'm sam. used to express personal emotions and feelings. so it's no surprise that the girls we're about to meet have a special connection to dance and to each other. nicole has the story. >> no, these girls aren't performing in beijing. chinese folk dance is actually becoming increasingly popular right here in the u.s. but this group of girls is dancing for a special reason. >> we're all like each other we're all connected. >> all the girls in this class were born in china and adopted by american families. >> well, i think it's a really supportive environment for us because you know that there are other girls that are kind of

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. >> um. >> and that is clearer willly -- clearly eating away. >> i remember the last time you were here and you were clear to say that you didn't write the source book and put it together. who did your research? did you use the best scientific minds we had? yes, we did. we have 15 researchers working on that and to -- basically, wogoing to websites and specific papers and policy papers, we're going to the most authoritative sources week find and multiple sources and taking a synthesis of that. uh-huh. and did some discussions and feedback from expert organizations and so forth that hone that synthesis and to where -- what we put out, we can be confident and this is where humanity is at now. >> your website constantly updates anything you would find that is newer than the book? exactly. we have a pdf version available as a free download. huh. >> we want to make sure the information is freely available and that is -- it's updated once ever two to three months or so. uh-huh. >> and that is never more than three months out of date. >> it makes a great deal of sense that you're targeting the

i'm a little, um, sleepy. i've been hanging with my buddy matthew.ughter] but we enjoyed the show, didn't we, buddy? where the [beep]? [laughter] he's probably waiting for me somewhere. i just wanted to say that, you know, during the show tonight there was some talk, i believe. [laughter] and that talk in no way is endorsed by cbs or me. or anybody else. really. man, i'm so [beep] high right now. [laughter] the internet on a plane! are you from the future? um, no. cleveland. listen cleveland, your savings account is stuck in the past! earn more with interestplus savings at capitalone.com. that's new school banking baby! so instead of making peanuts, your savings will be earning three times the national average. oops. sorry. three times more? i'll have that! it is now safe to go online to capitalone.com. what's in your wallet? buh-bye... call me. . >>> you're watching cbs5 eyewitness news in high definition. >> the president said enough is enough and releases his birth certificate. the bay area connection to proving the president was born in the unite

um -- >> jimmy: have you produced before?he sense of being a part of creating something and sending it to some artists who said, yeah, this is great. and then to actually be acting with james caan, you know, in something you started from the very beginning is something that was extraordinary. >> jimmy: where did the story come from? did you just -- >> it was an idea my producing partner steven hamill had about, you know what is -- he started with, you know, with this idea of -- you know, what -- it started with just -- you know, just robbing a bank he's already gone to jail for robbing. and then it took seven years, five years to -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- figure that out. >> jimmy: cause the movie starts off -- it just gets right into the action. like your buddy wants a ride to the softball game. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you give him a ride, but he's really -- he's going to rob a bank. >> he's going to rob a bank. >> jimmy: and you get busted for -- >> yeah, they escape and then i don't turn them in. so i go to jail. i mean, jim

um -- he can but it's not good.arned how to snap, but he still can, like -- [ laughter ] -- barely whistle. >> jimmy: all right. >> when he learned how to snap, he was like -- raw fingers. whistling -- >> jimmy: all right. tap on him. seth, this is very interesting. >> oh no. it's very good. >> jimmy: here we go. for the win, okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: have you two ever physically fought? if so, who won? >> well, josh -- josh has, like, chased me a bunch. like i would push him and then he chased me. i remember when you grabbed a chair once, chased me to my room. i closed the door. then he threw the chair at the door and put a hole in my door. >> a very clean hole. >> a very clean hole. our parents were on vacation. then we put a bumper sticker on my door. [ laughter ] >> and i remember my dad being like, "who do you take me for?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i mostly just remember being pursued more than fighting. >> jimmy: you don't remember the couch fight where he ripped your toenail off? >> yes. [ laughter

[laughter] um...her sister went a lot. so i went to the lord chamberlain's office, where they had read the play and informed me very quietly-- nice guy with a necktie and an english accent and everything... [laughter] said that they had 75 objections to my text. i said, "oh, dear, really? well, what-- what are they?" he said, "well, let's start at the beginning: "the opening line of the play, jesus h. christ! we can't say that on the british stage." i said, "is it the 'h'?" "no. [laughter] you can't say jesus christ." and i said, "well, let's put that aside for a while, and i'll think about that one." then they went on to some others, like, there's a point in the first act of the play where george refers to martha's father, president of the university, and says to the guests, "she is his right ball, so to speak." they objected to "ball" as a slang term, and this really, really puzzled me. they said, "however, it will be all right if you say she is his right testicle." [laughter] i said, "but that doesn't scan. the rhythm i

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