gave america galentine's day and taught us how to treat yo self and that's why you're this week's unburnable be crazy and may your sebastians always be li'l. ascend to syndication! [ cheers ] all of you. go up. not you, jerry! [ applause ] what's up, small talkers? oh, it's "pretty cold out there?" thank god you said that, i was just about to go out in cargo shorts and swim fins. "it's cold." "traffic's bad." "this elevator sure is slow." are you a human person or a level one foreign language tape? it's not conversation to just point stuff out. "aren't doritos the best?" oh, thanks, judy. that information is essential to the rest of the day. >> judy just wants to connect. >> seth: hey, small talkers, hot enough for you? maybe that's because ya burnt. up next, organ donors. [ buzzer ] uh-oh, organ donors, that buzzer means we've run out of time. looks like you kidney-less bastards can come out from under your hospital beds. this has been "ya burnt." sit tight. we'll be right back with the cast of "parks and recreation." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ only sears brings you more selection with all t