canadian columnist doug haddow said quote ef reling in america's fall from the top is ultimately uncanadian. especially when you begin to suspect that we're not actually winning, we're just losing more slowly. ha. suck it, slowpokes. we're winning at losing. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: you know what, you know what, here's their money. here's their money. we don't need your pitty. you may have more of your fancy sea through polly mer play money now but it's to the going to last. >> while the canadian economy is doing pretty well, it's new 50 and $100 bills appear to be melting. the new bills are made from a polymer that was supposed to be indestructable. turns out the bills can melt if left in cars on a hot summer day. (laughter) >> stephen: leave it to the canucks to turn a currency that works only in ice rinks. canada, have you learned nothing from the story of hanukkah when the maccabees fended off their greek oppressers only to have the desert heat destroy their treasury of chocolate coins? this just proves-- this just proves what i have always suspected, canada. celsius does not w