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will you go with uncle andrey? no, probably dad or uncle andrey. i still need to earn it. let's.ons for all new players, like you here in sochi, you get along next to the drone , it’s not fair for you to be on the same base, as they say, it won’t be clean, it’s a new place , why did we come to sochi, you have a new task, new problems, nothing, i’ll show him damn bald, i will remain silent. a new squad, you can’t have too many personnel, a dream team, dreams come true, old enemies, why are you being a chimera again, at your tip we were transferred to sochi, someone of our own turns out to be a stranger, i’ve been chasing him for half my life, 5 minutes of silence, new season, why did you come, you're ruining everything, we had such a squad, and then you, from monday 20:00 on ntv, are stars. premiere tomorrow at 21:20 on ntv. for headaches, there is ascafen at an affordable price. and ascafen ultra with an enhanced composition to combat headaches and migraines. ascafen - when you have a headache. buy asaga on the sravniru website and win a car. only until april 26, you can insure o
will you go with uncle andrey? no, probably dad or uncle andrey. i still need to earn it. let's.ons for all new players, like you here in sochi, you get along next to the drone , it’s not fair for you to be on the same base, as they say, it won’t be clean, it’s a new place , why did we come to sochi, you have a new task, new problems, nothing, i’ll show him damn bald, i will remain silent. a new squad, you can’t have too many personnel, a dream team, dreams come true, old enemies, why...
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i really like going there, it's very cool there, romka, you're with uncle andrei, do you go there?ome. hello, hello. where are you? i stopped by the university and wanted to vadim sergeev. talk, yes, he suddenly took the academic job for something, but what happened? i don’t know, he was kind of strange, he wasn’t himself, okay, like the children? oh, children, children, wonderful , they just came from a walk, hmm, and alinka, she’s fine, but today i was in a cafe and saw stas there, mm, with another girl, and they behaved like a couple, you know ? as a close couple, i didn’t know what to do with this information, forgive me, damn it, okay, don’t say anything, i’ll come in the evening and sort it out, okay, come on, hello, good afternoon, please tell me, what about the silver man? does boris stepanov work here? yes, here, are you registered? no, where is his office? then go to the secretary. thank you. hello. what issue are you talking about? personally? wait a minute. vera, you really didn't expect this. boris stepanovich. everything is fine? hello, boris. what do i owe? and you h
i really like going there, it's very cool there, romka, you're with uncle andrei, do you go there?ome. hello, hello. where are you? i stopped by the university and wanted to vadim sergeev. talk, yes, he suddenly took the academic job for something, but what happened? i don’t know, he was kind of strange, he wasn’t himself, okay, like the children? oh, children, children, wonderful , they just came from a walk, hmm, and alinka, she’s fine, but today i was in a cafe and saw stas there, mm,...
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me, uncle andrey, you? hello, kolya, why are you standing? get in the car! to go with me, call another car, let’s go! kolya, come in, thank you, please. so a suite, two rooms with a balcony for one week, that’s right, yes, yes, uh-huh, mom, what happened, why did we move to this bug infestation? nicole, stop it, it’s a normal hotel, i’ll explain everything to you later, and will you pay by card or cash, by card? pin code please, i'm sorry, but your card is blocked, maybe there’s something wrong with you, girl, look, check, it’s unlikely, let’s try again, let’s use the pencode, please. “i’m sorry, but everything is fine with us, most likely the problem is in your bank, you can call their hotline, mom, what happened, mom, i’m not worthless to you, if you don’t tell me that i’m kolya, i i don’t know how to explain this to you, did you get divorced when did you have time? it happened like that, aunt valya, she lived in our house while i was away? and what do you have to do with it, aunt valya, they got married with dad, but that doesn’t happen, it happens, it tu
me, uncle andrey, you? hello, kolya, why are you standing? get in the car! to go with me, call another car, let’s go! kolya, come in, thank you, please. so a suite, two rooms with a balcony for one week, that’s right, yes, yes, uh-huh, mom, what happened, why did we move to this bug infestation? nicole, stop it, it’s a normal hotel, i’ll explain everything to you later, and will you pay by card or cash, by card? pin code please, i'm sorry, but your card is blocked, maybe there’s...
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vladimir ivanovich, lapochkin, children, dmitry vladimirovich, the children are already uncles, and andreiideal normal, so we are very aware that the intraocular pressure is normal, the norm is from 11 to 21 mm , if we measure at pneumotanometry, i have a question for you, is this your patient, dad or brother, no, i operated on olga nikolaevna more than two months ago, now we see excellent results of the surgery. olga nikolaevna, what happened, what happened? i was diagnosed with glaucoma in 1920, even though i was in perfect health, it was discovered by chance, my intraocular pressure was accidentally measured, right? yes, during a routine examination. well, this is another conversation about how important it is to measure intraocular pressure. and can i ask you to measure again, can i ask you put. the bone from the eye should flow away, if it does not flow away, but remains inside the eye, then the pressure inevitably increases, so it presses in all directions, and the first thing that suffers is the optic nerve, we have this model of the eye, here it is the eye , and we specifically, mi
vladimir ivanovich, lapochkin, children, dmitry vladimirovich, the children are already uncles, and andreiideal normal, so we are very aware that the intraocular pressure is normal, the norm is from 11 to 21 mm , if we measure at pneumotanometry, i have a question for you, is this your patient, dad or brother, no, i operated on olga nikolaevna more than two months ago, now we see excellent results of the surgery. olga nikolaevna, what happened, what happened? i was diagnosed with glaucoma in...
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i have, uh, mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, great-grandfather, vetya, and i have. my uncle andrey, i didnart is here, i wouldn’t want to leave anywhere at all, with us there is a chapel, painted on fridays, it will stand forever when i even enter our chapel. i always pray for health, our doors are always open and everyone is always welcome. i saw myself dead, if you see yourself dead in a dream, it means you will live a long time, premiere on rtr, don’t be afraid, i see you, i would like to be with you. i’m writing a novel, behind her, my only one , happy holidays, the beautiful half of humanity, which is what they sing about on march 8, international women’s day on rtr, a couple of days ago dima and i got married. how did you pull this off? i don't understand. sergey gorobchenko. i think it's good that this happened to us. yes, everything is for the better. glofira torkhanova. kirill grebenshchikov. i'm to blame for you. i need you . is it because my business has taken off? i'm stalking my sister in your car. guess what happens next. do you want to bang her, or what? i'll start everythin
i have, uh, mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, great-grandfather, vetya, and i have. my uncle andrey, i didnart is here, i wouldn’t want to leave anywhere at all, with us there is a chapel, painted on fridays, it will stand forever when i even enter our chapel. i always pray for health, our doors are always open and everyone is always welcome. i saw myself dead, if you see yourself dead in a dream, it means you will live a long time, premiere on rtr, don’t be afraid, i see you, i would like to be...
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and you and the icon of princess olga, dear uncle andrey, we want to give you the icon of princess olgad to a priest, together with the priest we organized a team, even scientists have proven that singing to god revitalizes the soul, let us praise the lord who gave you grace and healing . we have vika abdulova, and her mother has cancer, now the whole family is flogging for her life, and we always pray. faith is my main support. in life, under any circumstances, i checked, i prayed, everything is fine, for people who have no faith, i don’t know how it is, what they rely on in general, so guys, we are now praying for vika ’s mother, slave, catherine, who is sick , visit with your mercy, after the rehearsal, we of our friendly company gather for a meal at the home of our parishioners, or at my place, whenever possible... we try to spend spiritual time with the children conversation. i love our ensemble, dad, mom, grandparents, and my four cats and sister. we do what children want so that they can remain orthodox in the world. if this song doesn't teach evil, then i'm for it. and then on l
and you and the icon of princess olga, dear uncle andrey, we want to give you the icon of princess olgad to a priest, together with the priest we organized a team, even scientists have proven that singing to god revitalizes the soul, let us praise the lord who gave you grace and healing . we have vika abdulova, and her mother has cancer, now the whole family is flogging for her life, and we always pray. faith is my main support. in life, under any circumstances, i checked, i prayed, everything...
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andrey? lord, anton, go home. uncle is at work. uncle? well, well, you see, guy, why are you mumbling?is is your husband for an hour, this is the master. whom my mother called to fix the faucet, the barrel, what else is there ? how do i know that you’re not lying, you never told me about your dad when your mom was young, still very stupid, she met one vacationer, and he invited her with him to moscow, and... then she got a stomach in which you were sitting, but it turned out that no one needs you in moscow, it’s because of me he abandoned his mother, why are you doing this, here, here is your garbage. in terms of the idea, oh , sorry, i threw it out of the next room, thank god, i remembered, you ’re from zakharkopol, of course, it was written on the box, the author of the script, what’s your name velika, very romantic, we met, lisa , just the beginning for melodrama, anton, antoshka. i've been suffering all my life because of his language, so where to look for it now? does he have friends? there is me, and a friend , a girlfriend, and an after-school group, well, everything is clear, s
andrey? lord, anton, go home. uncle is at work. uncle? well, well, you see, guy, why are you mumbling?is is your husband for an hour, this is the master. whom my mother called to fix the faucet, the barrel, what else is there ? how do i know that you’re not lying, you never told me about your dad when your mom was young, still very stupid, she met one vacationer, and he invited her with him to moscow, and... then she got a stomach in which you were sitting, but it turned out that no one needs...
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at our place, i can meet him at your place, well, let’s say hello, what’s your name, andrey, lord, anton, go home, uncleyone say such a simple thing, it’s not your dad, it’s your husband for an hour, it’s the repairman your mom called to fix the faucet, the barrel, what else is there? how do i know that you’re not lying, you never told me about your dad when your mom was young, still completely stupid, she met one vacationer, and he invited her to moscow with him, and then she had a stomach in which you were sitting, but it turned out that no one needed you in moscow, so they were for... me mom threw it away, why are you doing this , here is your garbage, in the sense of the idea, oh, sorry, i threw it out from the next room, listen. thank god, i remembered, you are zakharka sopolsky, of course, on the box of odiska it was written, the author of the script, what is your name, magnify? lisa, it’s very romantic, we met, lisa, just the beginning of a melodrama, anton, antoshka, i’ve been tormented all my life because of my language, so where can i look for it now, he has friends, he does. and a friend, a g
at our place, i can meet him at your place, well, let’s say hello, what’s your name, andrey, lord, anton, go home, uncleyone say such a simple thing, it’s not your dad, it’s your husband for an hour, it’s the repairman your mom called to fix the faucet, the barrel, what else is there? how do i know that you’re not lying, you never told me about your dad when your mom was young, still completely stupid, she met one vacationer, and he invited her to moscow with him, and then she had a...
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well, brothers and sister, we’ve met, so it turns out, andrey, i congratulate you, thank you, now you have not only two brothers and a sister, uncleay, i’m very happy, i’m also happy to the point of tears, yulia, well, your test is next , you’re worried, well, it seems to me that i’m not worried anymore either, it seems to me that i’m from here too, that is, you think too that you will hear your cherished 99.9, probably, probably, yes, i would really like to. to be a big happy family. did julia find her family with a bird name today? or will she have to continue searching? immediately after the advertisement, a second envelope will be opened with dna test result. do not miss! watch at 19:00 on ntv. the german defense minister explained how the conversation was leaked. bundeswehr officers who discussed the attack on the crimean bridge, while pistorius did not explain why the german military is planning to attack russia, how this scandal will affect relations between berlin and nato, and what global consequences it could have? russian polar explorers are exploring the climate that existed in antarctica millions of years ago, what mo
well, brothers and sister, we’ve met, so it turns out, andrey, i congratulate you, thank you, now you have not only two brothers and a sister, uncleay, i’m very happy, i’m also happy to the point of tears, yulia, well, your test is next , you’re worried, well, it seems to me that i’m not worried anymore either, it seems to me that i’m from here too, that is, you think too that you will hear your cherished 99.9, probably, probably, yes, i would really like to. to be a big happy...
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andrey, what year are you from? 79 years old, that means you and i have a 12 year difference. that’s all for me, uncle, uncle, well,andrei, you’ve gone completely crazy, or you want to offend me, your father saved his life in july of 1987. you know, uh-huh, then why are you bothering me here, everyone closed the topic, you better tell me, my friend, how many days have you been in vyborg, the tenth one has gone, the tenth, uh-huh, you want to say that in 10 days you haven’t found a minute to call uncle sasha, but you weren’t sure that the phone number had not changed, but you didn’t try to check? insecure are you ours? yes everything just seemed like a hassle just piled up. andrei, don’t be a jerk, but you’re an officer, if you want me to say it myself, you didn’t call because, having entered the new service, you decided at first not to advertise your acquaintance with the head of the local mafia, right? so hence the toast to honesty in relationships, prosit, prosit, well , everyone put on berets, tomorrow it will be summer, well, okay, let me be there. but why are all those who call me this title behind my back, as
andrey, what year are you from? 79 years old, that means you and i have a 12 year difference. that’s all for me, uncle, uncle, well,andrei, you’ve gone completely crazy, or you want to offend me, your father saved his life in july of 1987. you know, uh-huh, then why are you bothering me here, everyone closed the topic, you better tell me, my friend, how many days have you been in vyborg, the tenth one has gone, the tenth, uh-huh, you want to say that in 10 days you haven’t found a minute...
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s the secret, how did you meet, nikolaevich, how did you sing together, andrey, hello, i ’m just overwhelmed with a feeling, unclerdion, i say, how do you know , he says, i’m an accordion player, so you don’t know. that someone bought an accordion, and he went to the post office, probably yes, he went to the post office, they said that it had arrived, i explained there that the accordion had arrived, he said, let's show him, he takes the accordion, starts singing, i opened my mouth, what they sang when they took the accordion, they sang this song just at dawn, yes just yes, here i am i say, come on, what are you talking about, he can’t stop, he picked up the accordion, it ’s his red eyes playing, a painting, an oil painting, his wife inherited a luxurious big house from her late father, i say, wife, well, such a house is disappearing, well let's go, well, maybe everything. and without thinking for a long time, it means we somehow got together, now it means we’re so happy and we don’t want to go back, come on, let’s look at your family nest, attention, and lilac, lilac, your time has come, why? you are so good, my
s the secret, how did you meet, nikolaevich, how did you sing together, andrey, hello, i ’m just overwhelmed with a feeling, unclerdion, i say, how do you know , he says, i’m an accordion player, so you don’t know. that someone bought an accordion, and he went to the post office, probably yes, he went to the post office, they said that it had arrived, i explained there that the accordion had arrived, he said, let's show him, he takes the accordion, starts singing, i opened my mouth, what...
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andrey, 33:100 for evgeniy. the final one is ahead. everything was done by myself, the deputy began to handle it, every third business develops with an ecosystem circuit, based on real developments. uncleformer fellow citizens, if ukraine wins, i. i will be glad how the hollywood ambitions of the ghost boy were finally dashed? fool, well, sometimes such a diagnosis manifests itself late. why did actress shmykova first betray her own family? i'm with my people. he voluntarily went to war, and then the country , i live in berlin, to the russian industry, i can no longer attribute myself to myself, i won’t say, wait, shut your mouth, who is now looking after the sick mother of the artist and agent kukushkin, how i can throw it all in like this, i’ll start it, and how much did you need to earn in russia to live comfortably in paris for the third year? the time will come, they will all regret it very much. vtb. vtb. everything will work out together. at bigfest bighit for 115 rubles. and other offers at a very competitive price. hair lacks vitality. gliskur - exceptional hydration. fills hair with the power of hyalurn. moisturized, shiny and bouncy hair. instead of scissors, try gliskur - e
andrey, 33:100 for evgeniy. the final one is ahead. everything was done by myself, the deputy began to handle it, every third business develops with an ecosystem circuit, based on real developments. uncleformer fellow citizens, if ukraine wins, i. i will be glad how the hollywood ambitions of the ghost boy were finally dashed? fool, well, sometimes such a diagnosis manifests itself late. why did actress shmykova first betray her own family? i'm with my people. he voluntarily went to war, and...
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uncle shura, i have known him since childhood. looking at philip kirkur, i remember alexandravich’s creative evening in the hello andrey program, whennce with alexander shirvint, the production is called where we are, and our guest today, alexander, also plays one of the main roles in this production. oleshka alena yakovleva, people's artist of russia, leading actress of the satire theater, you've seen him, right? yes, he was on painkillers, but he couldn't help but come, because fedya worked a lot, it really was, he alexandrevich brought him to the theater, in fact, he so to speak, that’s the first one of his first performances that we played together, it was too married a taxi driver, so fedya was brilliant there absolutely played, from the moment, it seems to me, even with him... “i played you a little there, you know that? yes, and shirvint said: “oleshka plays a collective character, something between andrei malakhov himself himself", here is a tv presenter who has gone crazy at work, here he is played a great clown, an artist who was forgotten, and it is a great happiness and trust to be next to such a person, at least once a
uncle shura, i have known him since childhood. looking at philip kirkur, i remember alexandravich’s creative evening in the hello andrey program, whennce with alexander shirvint, the production is called where we are, and our guest today, alexander, also plays one of the main roles in this production. oleshka alena yakovleva, people's artist of russia, leading actress of the satire theater, you've seen him, right? yes, he was on painkillers, but he couldn't help but come, because fedya worked...
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yes, ir, there is no need to come here , my uncle will find out, he won’t like it, you have your own life, i have my own, songs from the bottom of my heart, andreylease come in, oh, i forgot vadela of culture, i promised my son to come, mine are upstairs, yes, they are waiting for you, failed relatives, stas, who are you, egor invited by who? i'm not with you my friends are waiting for me in the vibration room. good luck! hello! you promised to cater only to our wedding. larisa sergeevna, but this is mer’s son, his friends came to see him. well, how could i refuse, that’s it, son, they’ll just have lunch, now we’ll serve them kebabs, they’ll leave soon. well, dear friends, the time has come to begin our celebration, i ask for your words, can i stab you, please. let's now greet our newlyweds, egor and alina, and the first toast, i'm eager to say, is egor's best friend, arkady. that is, i, egor, you, of course, are very lucky with his wife, but alina knows that you got the coolest guy in the world for your husband, he saved me from the other world, we were rafting down the river, and my kayak capsized, and my head hit a rock, well, in general, if
yes, ir, there is no need to come here , my uncle will find out, he won’t like it, you have your own life, i have my own, songs from the bottom of my heart, andreylease come in, oh, i forgot vadela of culture, i promised my son to come, mine are upstairs, yes, they are waiting for you, failed relatives, stas, who are you, egor invited by who? i'm not with you my friends are waiting for me in the vibration room. good luck! hello! you promised to cater only to our wedding. larisa sergeevna, but...