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Nov 5, 2023
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uncle igor is now at my house, lying around. come on.hat and where is she now? i have no idea, it's her unpredictable. maybe he wants to come back? oh, the main thing is that she is alive and well. okay, i'll go, come on! kiss, from the clutch, i pulled you up, the main premiere of the year, russia, you don’t need someone else’s good, she rules a great country, any little thing can be used against you, but she has no power over her heart, that i’m so unlucky in love, really you can only love me for money, power, ekaterina, favorites. you are playing with human life, you are not a woman, you are an empress, from monday on Рrt, if you come to my house, the first thing you you will see - this is a door scratched by dogs. he could become a psychologist, or an athlete, we took the gto standards for 30 - 34 years old, we can do pull-ups, a taster, i always like to eat a lot, or a lifeguard. but he is a doctor that everyone needs, treatment should not be self-medication, you need to contact a specialist. doctor myasnyakov, every saturday on rtr
uncle igor is now at my house, lying around. come on.hat and where is she now? i have no idea, it's her unpredictable. maybe he wants to come back? oh, the main thing is that she is alive and well. okay, i'll go, come on! kiss, from the clutch, i pulled you up, the main premiere of the year, russia, you don’t need someone else’s good, she rules a great country, any little thing can be used against you, but she has no power over her heart, that i’m so unlucky in love, really you can only...
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Nov 10, 2023
11/23
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uncle igor, my aunt’s husband, i’ve known him since the nineties, when my aunt got married, in the family, she he has one daughter, as it were, but he didn’t offend her, i know that for sure, he never punished her with anything at all, in 2003 he... went to work and disappeared, well, how they found him according to the documents that he died, but honestly when i saw him with my own eyes, i was stunned in 1919, i lost it before i could speak, my mother lives across the house from my aunt, i went out into the street, i looked, there was a car parked next to her, i saw this shepherd come out in a robe in this, well, long one, and i look into the car, it’s him sitting, i have such eyes, pastors , he says, and you know him, i say, of course, i know, he says who it is, well, i started saying that it’s uncle igor, my aunt’s husband , and you came to her house, he says, yes, i came in, but she told me that she didn’t need him, they immediately called alina, his daughter, so from that time he lived with alina for some time, we came and visited him, as if everything was fine, i honestly don’t know
uncle igor, my aunt’s husband, i’ve known him since the nineties, when my aunt got married, in the family, she he has one daughter, as it were, but he didn’t offend her, i know that for sure, he never punished her with anything at all, in 2003 he... went to work and disappeared, well, how they found him according to the documents that he died, but honestly when i saw him with my own eyes, i was stunned in 1919, i lost it before i could speak, my mother lives across the house from my aunt,...
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Nov 13, 2023
11/23
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invoices, according to the latest stories, whether this is an illustration, it seems to me, this is uncle igore deputy minister , and compared it to such and such a metaphor, painted it as if the police, for example, arrested every third person on the street just in case and took them to the police station, so that later to find out, maybe suddenly he is a criminal, well, actually, i said, this is exactly it, a vivid demonstration of the functioning of the law of guilt, innocent, for this you need to keep a whole staff of lawyers, accountants, to some services there, to some third-party firms, so that they will do it for you your rights were defended there, that is, it is abnormal, and accordingly it is an opportunity for abuse by those, let's say, officials who want to make money, who want to get rich for themselves at the expense of bribes there and, accordingly, promise business solutions to these problems, then this is really very a serious problem, which is actually very restraining and frank from ukraine, which countries are these, or do you know the number of such countries, well, look
invoices, according to the latest stories, whether this is an illustration, it seems to me, this is uncle igore deputy minister , and compared it to such and such a metaphor, painted it as if the police, for example, arrested every third person on the street just in case and took them to the police station, so that later to find out, maybe suddenly he is a criminal, well, actually, i said, this is exactly it, a vivid demonstration of the functioning of the law of guilt, innocent, for this you...
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Nov 17, 2023
11/23
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uncle, igor, stop it, that's it, let's go, let's go, let's go, be brave, yes, well, when your friendsneighbor, so, the next question, does he live here? it often happens, well, it happens, he’s left now, he’s in his own car , what car, he has a white range rover now, where, where, well, he’s gone to the dacha in pargovo, what street, address, kemerovo pargolovo street, free, i’ll tell the district police officer, he’ll take care of you, yes, yes, give it up, and tell your friends, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, pargolovo. oh, look, it looks like the color and make of the car match, the license plate numbers too, by the way, come on, slow down, well, everything fits, let's go, let's go. how are we going to get in? well, oh, like decent people, you’re under the window, and i’m at the door, okay , let’s go , masters, is there anyone at home, who else has the devil brought there, well, the police, who else is walking around at this time? lie down, come on, come here, hands, don’t shoot, don’t shoot, i’m stuck. is there anyone in the house also, i don’t know that thank god, god, you’re on t
uncle, igor, stop it, that's it, let's go, let's go, let's go, be brave, yes, well, when your friendsneighbor, so, the next question, does he live here? it often happens, well, it happens, he’s left now, he’s in his own car , what car, he has a white range rover now, where, where, well, he’s gone to the dacha in pargovo, what street, address, kemerovo pargolovo street, free, i’ll tell the district police officer, he’ll take care of you, yes, yes, give it up, and tell your friends,...
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Nov 24, 2023
11/23
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relatives in the area, and you know, we found such a person, her name is olesya, let's see, come on, uncle igor got on the phone, between conversations, i tell her, i’m telling you , at least my father is alive, she says, but i don’t know, i say, where is he, she says, in the center of homeless , in saratov. and i called the bomzh center there, i made an agreement with him, and from that day on i ’ve been visiting him, bringing him food, clothes, he cried, saw me, hugged me, olesechka, his tears flowed, mine too , you see, this is a joyful event that there was a person who saw him, that he is alive, you see how it turns out galina ivanovna, that his dear daughter is from life crossed out, yes. yes, i regretted it, let’s see the plot, i’m semeykin igor borisovich, ninth time, look, look, look, a car drove up, from this car they simply unloaded a man who walked very poorly and didn’t even talk at first, but then we started talking about him a lot , that we are already gradually learning, even those who killed me, i remember only two, one small, one tall, one looked like a corpse, i completely los
relatives in the area, and you know, we found such a person, her name is olesya, let's see, come on, uncle igor got on the phone, between conversations, i tell her, i’m telling you , at least my father is alive, she says, but i don’t know, i say, where is he, she says, in the center of homeless , in saratov. and i called the bomzh center there, i made an agreement with him, and from that day on i ’ve been visiting him, bringing him food, clothes, he cried, saw me, hugged me, olesechka,...
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Nov 16, 2023
11/23
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the boy is, but he’ll kill me, call igor, don’t call , that’s it, i’ll tell you where the guy is, well, where is he, we ’ll sit here for a long time, let him come, uncles, sus, sam, sit here, stand, leave, wait, said, andryukh, what are you doing, i could handle it myself, no, really, i just slipped, slipped, but everything is fine, nut, where the hell, the devil, in the car, pack it, damn , come on, little guy, he ran away, igor, come on, it’s okay, it’s not going anywhere, sergei andrevich is a nose, captain is a jerk, well... what did you want to know? what was your relationship with anna politaeva? what do you think? she was my olga’s younger sister, i supported my wife when she decided to take her to st. petersburg, from olga. apart from her, there is no one else from relatives, we supported her, she visited us often, but i saw her less often because of work , well, the three of us went out somewhere for dinner, well, that’s all, actually, yesterday where were you, i was at work, all day, home from work , thank you, i ’ll write to the commissioner for human rights, literate, right? yes, then, you know, to the strasbourg court for breaking a polic
the boy is, but he’ll kill me, call igor, don’t call , that’s it, i’ll tell you where the guy is, well, where is he, we ’ll sit here for a long time, let him come, uncles, sus, sam, sit here, stand, leave, wait, said, andryukh, what are you doing, i could handle it myself, no, really, i just slipped, slipped, but everything is fine, nut, where the hell, the devil, in the car, pack it, damn , come on, little guy, he ran away, igor, come on, it’s okay, it’s not going anywhere,...
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Nov 16, 2023
11/23
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for the foster care, igor, but you have an uncle general, who is jealous, me, and you are nothing withoutdon’t know a damn thing at all, except to wave your cuddles, yes, yes, yes , you can do it like that, look, here, here , look, look, oh, ah , bitch, leg, no, igor, i, oh, i don’t want it that way, oh, oh, you understand, oh, you bitch, maksimov, oh, well done, let’s do it for the last time, crue, well done, igor, and from the head, fuck you, yes, i’m coming, bitch, new shoes from a crocodile horn, sock, klava will finish me off, well, you and i got a good product, yes, the main thing is no risk, they ’re afraid to call the cops. why don’t you look in the mirror, are you crazy or what? don't you see the flashing lights? what flashing lights, some asshole cut me off, okay, i have no complaints, he has no complaints, so he gives, but calm down, i see nothing serious, maybe we’ll separate like a ship at sea, but no, i have insurance, so the police... we'll have to call, the bazaar is not to blame, the patient in the car is dying, we can't wait, we have a car on credit, that's right, now we
for the foster care, igor, but you have an uncle general, who is jealous, me, and you are nothing withoutdon’t know a damn thing at all, except to wave your cuddles, yes, yes, yes , you can do it like that, look, here, here , look, look, oh, ah , bitch, leg, no, igor, i, oh, i don’t want it that way, oh, oh, you understand, oh, you bitch, maksimov, oh, well done, let’s do it for the last time, crue, well done, igor, and from the head, fuck you, yes, i’m coming, bitch, new shoes from a...
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Nov 29, 2023
11/23
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you on this, maxim, you’ll give me a ride, with pleasure, klavia igor, klavya, you’ll ride in the back, hear, uh, what’s going on, unclelogical, let's go, i'll remind you who's the boss, come here, good job, that's it, we'll talk to you at home, sit down. nikolaovna, save me, yes, put a plaster on me, otherwise the cotton wool will fall out, and just go on, my neck already hurts like a giraffe, where is it like that, yes, it happened, you were wounded, you degreased a dangerous criminal, with your nose, with your nose, you degreased a criminal, oh yeah. hi, lyosha, lyosha, i hope you don’t need to tape anything up, but no, we have enough pinocchio in our department, whoa, lenochka, the bullet from kadochnikova’s body, you shot through, yes, by the way, yes, 9 mm, they shot spm with an extended with a barrel, yeah, with a silencer, the weapon doesn’t pass through our base, well, as i thought, i agree, i agree, well, it doesn’t even go to you. thank you, you have good taste, well, since you're done with it, maybe you can make me a cat , oh, and for me, my lyosha report is on fire, boil water, put coffee and sugar in a cu
you on this, maxim, you’ll give me a ride, with pleasure, klavia igor, klavya, you’ll ride in the back, hear, uh, what’s going on, unclelogical, let's go, i'll remind you who's the boss, come here, good job, that's it, we'll talk to you at home, sit down. nikolaovna, save me, yes, put a plaster on me, otherwise the cotton wool will fall out, and just go on, my neck already hurts like a giraffe, where is it like that, yes, it happened, you were wounded, you degreased a dangerous criminal,...
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Nov 28, 2023
11/23
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igor, it’s impossible that the bakery is closed, what about uncle? obviously profitable qr otsbera.on, but his ex-wife forbade it. she answered me directly: i will do this to you, i won’t give it to you. he is sure. she is trying to hide her betrayal, after the wedding the armed forces call me up, she is returning, she announces to me that i am pregnant, it was clear from her face that she is a walking woman, she is making excuses, she is ashamed that her ex-husband could even suspect her of infidelity while you were sitting at home , and i worked and earned myself a sore so that your son does not need anything, and now you say that he is not your own, but shame on you, i haven’t seen him for almost 10 years, i don’t care. what does he think of me? but is this the true reason for her refusal, the son is not his, he is not like him in any way, i can say thank you to him, only for the fact that he showed what kind of person i don’t want to become, i don’t want to see him, i don’t i consider it my child, i open the dna envelope, today at 17:50 on ntv. balabol, new season, today at 20:0
igor, it’s impossible that the bakery is closed, what about uncle? obviously profitable qr otsbera.on, but his ex-wife forbade it. she answered me directly: i will do this to you, i won’t give it to you. he is sure. she is trying to hide her betrayal, after the wedding the armed forces call me up, she is returning, she announces to me that i am pregnant, it was clear from her face that she is a walking woman, she is making excuses, she is ashamed that her ex-husband could even suspect her...
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boys too, i understand, igor kuzmin, you know this , this is the first time i’ve heard of him, negotiate with the woodpecker, i don’t care who to pay for the roof, with your unclether, or what? well, is he earlier? here i was hiding from the cops, but i haven’t seen him for 2 days, calmly, quietly, quietly, quietly, he went i got into trouble with some sidekick and disappeared, where? meeting, well, it seems, this is an abandoned warehouse near the station, yeah, i know, well done, stirazhi , hello, lesh, max, where are you, well, write down the address, i ’ll remember what’s interesting there, well, interesting guys, he fixes safes, what does that mean repairs, opens? whether? yeah, and atms too, so send people, understand, is there a fight or shooting planned? no, guys, quiet, calm , they’re just waiting for you, on kotelnikov 16. stand here, but this is not your brother, who is this, who is this orlov, he’s a great snipe, well that means it’s not he who’s the kidnapper, it’s me. yes, a nice gift from max, chicken, and what happened here, well, apparently, this is the same gang that stole atms all over the city for six months, why are they in this form, why a
boys too, i understand, igor kuzmin, you know this , this is the first time i’ve heard of him, negotiate with the woodpecker, i don’t care who to pay for the roof, with your unclether, or what? well, is he earlier? here i was hiding from the cops, but i haven’t seen him for 2 days, calmly, quietly, quietly, quietly, he went i got into trouble with some sidekick and disappeared, where? meeting, well, it seems, this is an abandoned warehouse near the station, yeah, i know, well done,...
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Nov 12, 2023
11/23
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igor, nikita needs a father now, now, and not later, when he grows up, he called someone else’s unclesha, don’t even think about jumping into his bed. i’m not going to, although it’s also an option to save on a donor. you just have something, but you’re still there do you work in a kindergarten? no, but i’m an evening student, great, who? child psychology, cool. work with a nanny, and how do you manage to do everything, with a child, not a nanny, the hardest part is already over, i passed the exams, i’m writing my diploma, yeah, what are you doing, yes, i ’m lucky, as they say, i’m not like everyone else, i mean, they work in an office , as a sales manager, what do you sell, yes, i ask you, are you interested, no, why ask, but you wanted to open a restaurant, it didn’t work out, but you remember, i remember everything , straight, everything, everything. it’s worse, listen, you understand, just then i, listen, you understand, just then i, let’s not talk about it, but no, well, well, i don’t mind, as if, i completely lost my head over you, but i i gave my word, they are waiting for me t
igor, nikita needs a father now, now, and not later, when he grows up, he called someone else’s unclesha, don’t even think about jumping into his bed. i’m not going to, although it’s also an option to save on a donor. you just have something, but you’re still there do you work in a kindergarten? no, but i’m an evening student, great, who? child psychology, cool. work with a nanny, and how do you manage to do everything, with a child, not a nanny, the hardest part is already over, i...
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Nov 22, 2023
11/23
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an uncle and a lunatic. smart girl, this is enough to disqualify the entire olympic team, you know, damn it, well, look , all the kilograms i had gained went down as if it never happened, yes, ah, igor touphone is now in... packaging, especially for course use. a pensioner became a mother for the first time at the age of 61; a teacher from st. petersburg gave birth to a daughter who is old enough to be a great-grandmother. i've spent the last 30 years of my life trying to become a mother. according to the doctors' conclusions based on the state of my health, i knew that i could carry and give birth to my child. the midwife showed it to me, here. she is your girl, i say: oh, why is she so ugly, only she became a mother in secret from her relatives, who were shocked by the sudden addition to the family, it was a huge shock, no one knew, of course, there were misunderstandings in the family, we still let's make ourselves a brother, and maybe two more, what problems does a girl born to a mother in her seventies have, and she said that she has already managed to hand over her child to the orphanage, this is beyond the bounds, today at 16:45 on ntv. balovol, new season, tomorrow at 20:00
an uncle and a lunatic. smart girl, this is enough to disqualify the entire olympic team, you know, damn it, well, look , all the kilograms i had gained went down as if it never happened, yes, ah, igor touphone is now in... packaging, especially for course use. a pensioner became a mother for the first time at the age of 61; a teacher from st. petersburg gave birth to a daughter who is old enough to be a great-grandmother. i've spent the last 30 years of my life trying to become a mother....
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Nov 29, 2023
11/23
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doctor, but it’s high time, igor, long time ago, so as not to touch, i signed and counted everything here, come on, what are you- then rejuvenate? i don’t need pills, unclel not end. raevsky is 35 years old, recently widowed, but as for an inconsolable widower, he leads a rather cheerful lifestyle, i would even say a wild waste of money, where did he get the money, a new car, a new nose, an inheritance from his wife, a marriage of convenience, and not the first, to everyone - he was faithful, lesh, he didn’t cheat on anyone, he ’s a widower, that’s different, but i probably loved all my wives to death, guys, i’ll say this, amazing lubricant, no traces of there’s no bottle, it’s quiet, you’ve gone crazy, or something, give it back to the brute, the creature, the crimea is eating mine, you also want to become young, handsome, no, take it higher as a captain, no matter what the hell, where, through the lieutenant, i spent 20 years on this , oops, roevsky just paid with a card in a restaurant, i’ll text you the address, text it to me, let’s go. now i’m on my way, i’m with you, otherwise everything is there, maximo, wait , you’ll ruin everything for me, lenka
doctor, but it’s high time, igor, long time ago, so as not to touch, i signed and counted everything here, come on, what are you- then rejuvenate? i don’t need pills, unclel not end. raevsky is 35 years old, recently widowed, but as for an inconsolable widower, he leads a rather cheerful lifestyle, i would even say a wild waste of money, where did he get the money, a new car, a new nose, an inheritance from his wife, a marriage of convenience, and not the first, to everyone - he was...