> towards the end of season voodoort of a puppetmaster descends upon portland and sets a bunch of undead loose on the city of portland, towards the very end of the season. tonight is a different story. building towards the end of the season there is an army of the undead coming after nic, and we get caught in the crossfire. >> i'm scared already. each show has viewers on the edge of their seats. are you amazed by what your writers come up with week in and week out? >> yes, absolutely. it is so gory for network television. it is always kind of -- i think our writers and creators have a very dark humor, and i think they get a kick out of seeing what they can get onto the screens. >> do you ever have trouble sleeping, either of you? --i am just a little nerve no, the reason it is hard to sleep is that i drink probably about a gallon of coffee a day. it is not about the story, just about what fuels me through the day. > got to do something, right? i certainly know the caffeine thing. >> good coffee and portland. can be seen tuesday nights at 10:00 on wbal-tv 11. hospital in turkey says that

thanks, undead. >>> we're back. welet's see if we have gotten anything wrong so far. >> hi, tom jie. hi, andy. hope it is going well so far. >> the graphic scared the hell out of me though. first time i have seen it. >> that's how i meditate. >> have we used that before? >> yes. >> i guess i wasn't here. >> requiring residents to own a gun. you are all for any guns. i mean to get your name out there it does sound silly, but anything that raises the issue from the other side and the aware fess, fine with it. >> i like to call them anti-gun nuts. the other thing i swear it was unconstitutional, but since the supreme court says it is okay for them to buy something, i guess maybe it is not. will, you said there is something a little bit off about passing a law you had no intention ofen rs toking. i agree. it -- i agree. it seems like a waste of time. i actually think that is preferable to an action that enforces them. >> i lived out in dc and fairfax county and northern virginia which is really efficient and well run, b

to exchange vows in front of an undead audience. bride and groom won a competition to have their nuptials in t release of a new zombie computer game. >> the first dance was "thriller" that was obvious. >> i'm not sure if that's true. but it would work out perfectly. >>> time for a look ahead. parent summit in washington, d.c. the surgeon general will give the keynote speech. >>> and there will be a partial eclipse of the moon like a similar eclipse in 2009. the full moon will pass through the earth's shadow for the first eclipse of 2013. >>> and here's what's coming up on the "today" show show. an exclusive interview with paul kevin curtis, the man accused of sending ricin to the president and other officials and cleared. >>> and former president george w. bush and first lady laura at the bush presidential library. >> now keep it on this channel for continuing local news, weather, sports and more. i'm richard lui with bill karins. thanks for watching "early today." just your first stop of the day on your nbc station. have a great da

die, you undead mummy, die! drink a healing potion. thank you. you're welcome.being "always initiated by him" and five being "always initiated by you," how do you prefer your sexual encounters to begin? that's on the registration? oh, yes, it's quite extensive. but if we complete it, you get a free expansion pack. 75 additional quests. ooh, awesome. okay, i totally like to initiate. i'm a big ol' five. good to know. big ol' five. hello. hi. leonard, this is tom. hi, tom. sheldon... didn't i explain to you about your little mistake in the cafeteria? yes, you were very clear. as was everyone else at the table. tom, however has been chosen by science as a suitable mate for penny. chosen by science? well, what passes for science on dating sites. they claim to use heuristic algorithms but it may well be hokum. you got penny to sign up for online dating? no, of course not. see, i used trickery and deceit. this is bad. tom is a paramedic with the fire department but he's going to med school at night. he likes the outdoors and, uh, strong women who initiate sex. really,

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the ceremonies in which two undead people formalize their decision to live together as a couple. thanks, zombie wedding. >>> we are back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. we will go to tv's andy levy and america's sweetheart. >> thank you, sir. >> i am doing it for you. you are not really america's sweetheart. just because reece witherspoon got into alonginto along -- gota little trouble you think you can jump in. >> we don't have to get into it. i got a phone call on sunday. i did not seek this out nor do i want it, but it is not up to me. >> who was the phone call from? amanda bines? >> i am not allowed to say. >> checking. because amanda bines would call you. >> it was not amanda bines. you say this guy was a conspiracy theorists and conspiracy theorists are never right. >> he is right. >> what if this is a double set up? what if kevin curtis because he was tired of not being believed about the organ harvesting he got james dusky to set him up for this and then when he is exonerated people go maybe he was right about the other stuff too. >> he was very sincere i

the film's undead epidemic originated in china.lot point had to be changed, because as we all know now, china is where american blockbusters are coming back to life. you can catch "ironman 3" in theaters may 3er. jake tapper, cnn, washington. >> i guess we'll go see about t. >> catch up on the or two first. >>> superstar in soccer, david beckham, he's going to talk to cnn next. >>> and of course he's talking about things like being a parent, why he lets his kids do 99% of what they want to do. not my family. >> not mine either. i wonder if posh makes them. c >>> japanese airline a&a is training its pilots to resume flying a boeing dreamliner. >> this comes after batteries, remember that, overheating on an a&a back in january and also overheated on a japan airlines jet. >> all 50 dreamliners were grounded. halfway through the test, it hopes to begin flights again in just a couple of weeks. >>> now as with many sports, soccer has had its issues when it comes to scoring. did the ball cross the line? was the ref wrong? of course the r

[chain saw whirring] [growling] listen, you are extremely terrifying-- just the scariest undead thingand i really mean that. i am worried that you could give my kids nightmares if they see you, so i'm gonna have to block you. [sighs] so, that's it. oh, and tell the zombies they're blocked, too. >>> stories keep coming. men and women survived the boston bombing showing bravery and strength despite injuries. >> one woman, 38-year-old heather abbott shared her story yesterday. abc's linsey davis brings us abbott's remarkable outlook. >> reporter: it wasn't so much what heather abbott lost on marathon monday that captivated those who heard her story it was her smile, her optimism, three days after having her left foot and part of her leg amputated. >> although it is something that i certainly wouldn't wish upon myself or anyone else, you know it is really not as the bad as i thought it would, could have been. >> reporter: from her hospital bed, the 3-year-old from rhode island recounted the moment the first bomb exploded. just left the red sox game entering a bar near the finish line with

[chain saw whirring] [growling] listen, you are extremely terrifying-- just the scariest undead thing, and i really mean that. i am worried that you could give my kids nightmares if they see you, so i'm gonna have to block you. [sighs] so, that's it. oh, and tell the zombies they're blocked, too. >>> we have been hearing amazing stories of heroes, the ultimate heroes those who risk their lives every day to save lives. >> in west, texas, 14 people were killed in the explosion of a fertilizer plant last week. many of them first responders. abc's steve osunsami spent the day with colleagues. >> reporter: the volunteer first responders were everyday people racing to the burning fertilizer depot. heading straight into danger. >> there is a big explosion and our house is just gone. >> reporter: in the newly released calls for help. you can hear the panic. >> look our house, our whole windows, everything it sounded like a bomb. >> pat grim, a real estate agent by day, helped fight the fire that night. he said what most people don't know is that the brave volunteers knew the plant would blow,

at first, the film's undead epidemic originated in china, but that plot point had to be changed becauseall know now, china is actually where american blockbusters are coming back to life. and "iron man 3" opens in theaters on may 3rd. a record setting night for three hit shows, "game of thrones," "the bible" and "the walking dead." more than 12 million people tuned into the season finale of the walking dead on amc, but everyone is talking about the sleeper hit of the easter season "the bible," ma miniseries finale scored more than 11 million viewers, despite going up against another heavy hitter, hbo'ses "game of thrones," that fantasy drama pulled in 4.4 million viewers. >>> coming up -- was there a little part of you that heard about a new bacon mouth wash and thought, man, that sounds good? not me. i definitely did not think that. on this april fool's, we take a look at the fake news that made headlines. that's our buried lead, and that's next. [ woman ] we had two tiny reasons to get our adt security system. and one really big reason -- the house next door. our neighbor's house was

. ♪ [chain saw whirring] [growling] listen, you are extremely terrifying-- just the scariest undead thingi really mean that. i am worried that you could give my kids nightmares if they see you, so i'm gonna have to block you. [sighs] so, that's it. oh, and tell the zombies they're blocked, too. >>> senator claire mccaskill of missouri says authorities have identified a suspect who may have sent a letter to one of her colleagues. preliminary tests indicate presence of the potentially fatal poison ricin in the letter addressed to mississippi senator roger wicker. that letter is now undergoing further testing. as for the possible suspect, senator mccaskill says the letter came from someone who often writes to lawmakers. >>> former south carolina governor sanford is accused of trespassing. according to court documents. sanford's ex-wife jenny says she caught him going out of the back door of her home in february using his cell phone as a flashlight. their divorce settlement says neither may enter the other's home without permission. a court hearing set for next month. it is two days after san

. >> in fact i tweeted afterward -- i tweeted hey, dick cheney, and undead so and so, this is what realrepublicans, i thought what a great example of why this is why we should applaud cops. >> well trained union employees can be an asset. >> stephanie: thank you. thank you. >> well trained union employees who aren't worried about their pension can really be an asset. >> stephanie: exactly. charlie pierce give my love to the boys at bonn that venture. >> i'm looking around. hang on one second -- what was this word right here on this tree mean -- oh never mind. >> stephanie: never mind. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: charlie pierce see you next week honey. 18 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: red, white and steph, it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ guys that do reverse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (v

[chain saw whirring] [growling] listen, you are extremely terrifying-- just the scariest undead thingly mean that. i am worried that you could give my kids nightmares if they see you, so i'm gonna have to block you. [sighs] so, that's it. oh, and tell the zombies they're blocked, too. >>> welcome ba >>> welcome back. we continue to follow breaking news, an explosion in a fertilizer plant caused major damage and more than 100 people are injured in a town called west, and that's in texas. it's a town that's about 20 miles north of waco. >> we do know that there are fatalities, what we don't know is how many. the scenes are devastating. we're going to take a look at some of them and hear some eyewitness reports right now from the scene. here is a chilling one. >> i was at ground zero. i seen things i don't want nobody to see. because i ran over there, because, i lost some of my friends. i am telling you. another place where i work, half a mile away, it sucked the doors out of the building. >> we hear, it sounds like thunder or lightning, but then it feels like an earthquake, and our powe