had our own designated survivor ronny chieng in case the state of the union was catastrophically unfunny. he was in a secure location watching something else on tv so no matter what we would have something to joke about on our live show. so give it up, everybody, for ronny chieng! ( cheers and applause ) thanks so much for being out there. how did it go? >> it was incredible, trevor. i sat in this damn bunker and watched the only other thing on at 9:00 p.m. a rerun of "property brothers." want the backup jokes i came up with? >> trevor: we don't need-- >> here it goes. you ever notice how one of the brothers looks business and the other casual, but they both always look like douche bags? ( laughter ) the most stunning reveal of this show is neither of the creepy assed dudes ate the twin in the womb. right? honestly, the rest of the jokes is about how all twins are kind of weird. oh, another me! a mirror who can trick my wife into ( bleep ) him. >> trevor: i'm glad we didn't need to put those jokes on the show. ronny chieng! ( applause ) like most of trump's speeches, this one had its fun

all right so very unfunny charge with the latest on those partial election results tonight from bhushan in nigeria funny thank you. our last minds oscars a ceremony in los angeles held plenty of surprises best picture was one of them going to the green book a feel good film about race relations britain's olivia colman took best actress for her role in the favorite and this year's ceremony seemed finally to have gotten the memo about diversity. british rock legends queen the ceremony inside hollywood's dolby theatre off to a rousing start fronted by american idol star adam lambert. but then stayed in the spotlight as ronnie malik picked up best actor for his portrayal of freddie mercury in the queen biopic bohemian rhapsody. this and we made a film about a gay man an immigrant who. lives his life just unapologetically himself and the fact that i'm celebrating him and this story with you tonight is is proof that we're longing for for stories like this are they vehicle made. named best actress for her role as queen and in the costume drama the favorite olivia colman said no one was more su

trump hating comedians, undeterred by actual facts are suddenly aggressively unfunny.omedian billy eichler saying, if it turns out the attack was staged that is disgusting. but don't give me b.s. about maga supporters. falsely execute -- accused of a crime still a bunch of white supremacist. they poisoned the soul of our country and of the world and the crimes against humanity will be felt long after we have forgotten about jussie smollett. prize against humanity? okay, like what policies that grow the economy and job growth across the board including for african-americans? that crime against humanity? or the crime against humanity creating opportunities and some of our most debilitated communities? or is it the crime of criminal justice reform that is a crime against humanity? do you see what i'm saying? patently ridiculous. but this is all enlightening, is it not? this is what is really happening. trumps policies are actually working. we see it all around us. the meal or report looks like it's going to be a dud and liberal heroes are self combusting before our very e