the american people that a unicorn just flew into this hearing room than that these people oil companies need taxpayer subsidies where we have to pay you and the cost is not a subsidy it's a legitimate tax deduction the c.e.o.'s of america's big five oil companies were in congress today you know the champion of free market we love to compete i mean actually that is what we thrive on is competition they were on the hill to depend something very different tax incentives credits and subsidies four billion dollars worth of now you see big oil companies who rate their collective thirty five billion in the first quarter of two thousand one lone as the most vulnerable americans make a lot of money that's why it's american way. but it also seems maybe the subsidies are not really that necessary anymore but clinical phillips slammed those who want to end those subsidies as an american did you really mean to question my patriotism and the patriotism of the twenty eight other united states senators who are

but, no, it was supposed to have flying unicorns and sheep on motorcycles. because today the hottest company was taken over by the world's hottest pop star. lady gaga's new song on speakers and heather's desk like the rest of the office has been given a gaga-like makeover. lots of unicorns and disco balls and that sort of thing as lady gaga moves on to the farm. >> we're on the edge of something new here. >> reporter: what is new is the promotion, welcome to gaga land. style meets the social network. >> this is like something that you have never seen before, to get a pop icon to introduce their music. >> an entire field devoted to you. you thought these games took up your time before, just wait. >> the reason people spend a lot of time on farmville, it's because they love farmville. what we are already seeing, because we are talking to our players, is that a lot of players are actually coming back to farmville to play more because of this. >> it's a new tune where sheep ride motorcycles and unicorns dominate the workplace. >> somewhere around 250 people play

now, thanks to the gems, unicorns and motorcycles you can find here, a new breed of fan is coming intohe fold. >> lady gaga looked at this and realized this was a totally unique way to engage with her fan base. >> reporter: so zenga agreed to glam things up a little, opening the barn doors to future online promotions, one famous farmer at a time. >> you could expect many more things like this. we're trying different ways to introduce players to entertain them. >> plenty of time for you to try it. if you want to check out ponies with purple hair and sheep with chokers, gagaville will be up and running until may 26th. that's three days after the new album drops. >> raj? >> very good, scott. >>> still to come, the videos have been sweeping the web, bringing a message of positivity to teens in turmoil. now san francisco specifically the giants, are leading the way again. >>> also coming up, keeping over-the-counter meds safe with babies and children in the home. ostsen may may be making which could make their children sick. ak >>> it gets better. that's the rallying cry from the san franci

i said airbrush, a unicorn riding a segue. you didn't get that? >> no, i didn't get that.icorn playing ping-pong or something. something like that would be a fun tour bus. "oh, man, there's cosgrove. she's cool. >> there's no words. >> jimmy: "icarly" picks up again. season five now? >> yeah. we're going to start that season next week. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thanks. >> jimmy: you're so great on that show. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: everyone loves the show. so funny. a lot adults are now watching the show, too, which is interesting for nickelodeon. yeah, adults are watching. you have like 2 million viewers for that iomg show. it's amazing. our writers, we have two writers on the show that are obsessed with you and "icarly." and i was thinking, if you don't mind, i'd like to challenge to you a trivia contest. >> i'm up for it. >> jimmy: you versus the two writers. is that okay? >> yeah, let's do it. >> all right, everybody. please welcome two "late night" writers and "icarly" superfans and mike dicenzo and john haskell, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >

a meeting of the royal society might start with a lecture on spiders and unicorns, and then the next speaker would be christopher wren talking about sat turn and astronomy -- saturn and astronomy. there's a couple of features to note here. one is that almost nothing was settled. this was an era when nearly any question you could ask was new and bewildering. why do flames burn? why do rocks fall? nobody knew. we tend to underestimate just how revolutionary the royal society's approach to these questions was. the society adopted a latin motto that meant roughly don't take anyone's word for it. to us it sounds like the merest common sense. but in its day that wasn't just a new idea, but a positively bizarre idea. of course you took someone's word for it. the way to learn something was defined what an expert had said about it before. to seek to investigate a question for yourself made no sense. it would be as if you were on an ocean voyage, and your plan was to grab the wheel from the captain and steer your own course. for us new is a word of praise, and new and improved are practically

. >> you'd have an easier time explaining a unicorn just flew into this hearing room. >> slamming big become a big thing on the hill. where do gas companies get off doing that? >> we saw this in 2008, there was a cry again to tax the oil companies, raise the taxes, tax their bonuses, things like that. the interesting thing to remember or take note of is that oil company profit margins are actually much, much lower than those of financial services, t pharmaceutical companies. not that this company needs tax breaks. i would argue no corporate america needs any bigger tax break than they get. what we're seeing here is theatre, and this is topic duh jou. i would think that in tough times we get angry about profits. is it a little unamerican to suddenly decide profits are what make you evil? >> absolutely. we want companies to be profitable. i've said this on the show many, many times. we don't want unprofitable companies. but the problem with these hearings is the target is the same target as those spammers who send e-mails saying if you don't buy gas, it's going to affect opinions. i thi

. >> are you going to be the hunter in >> you told on me you're going to be unicorn hunter. it's a kind of snake kind of hunt er japan. you ever seen them. it was a stupid idea. just the one. the japanese proverb says. my prompt cart. please listen. okay. go ahead. i go to where many harrons come to feed. i walled out to one of him in a loud voice like this. [yelling] hello mr. onin. what will the herring think? well i wonder what he wants. i understand he wants to capture me. well, what should i do. no. i can get away easy any time but i think silly man. i don't know this him and so just before he catches me. i can escape. this is going to be fun. i need to get closer to him and call word to him. hello mr. harold will think. i need to get closer and closer to the herring and call to him in this way. hello mr. herring. the herring will think. that is strange, if you want to catch me, why is he getting further away. i don't understand. do you under stand? actually i'm going to be getting closer and closer to the herring and i make my voice smaller and smaller, so the herring

charles schumer said, quote, you would have an easier time convincing the american people that a unicorn just flew into this room than oil companies need tax breaks. >>> this is an ox inside a clothing store in brazil. it escaped from an overturned truck, but it was eventually captured. >> and now here's an early look at how wall street will kick off the day. the dow opens at 12,695 after gaining 65 points yesterday. the s&p inched up 6 points. the nasdaq rose 17. taking a look at overseas trading this morning, in tokyo, the nikkei lost 67 points but in hong kong, the hang seng added 202. >>> thursday was a roller coaster day on wall street as investors nervous about a recovery moved to so-called safe stocks. recently, defensive shares such as health care and consumer staples have been heading upward, suggesting jittery investors aren't bailing out on stocks altogether. pharmaceutical merck, coca-cola, kraft foods led stocks higher by end of day trade. april retail sales posted the smallest rise in nine months. pushing early losses, applications for unemployment benefits fell last week,

. >> along with rainbows and unicorns it is a happy day. that is why we decided to end the show with it. >> cute and cuddly. >> >>> i'm lynn berry, and this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >>> any new mom of quintuplets needs home and this one is no different. a mother tiger has been struggling to feed her five cubs, so the zoo in china has been looking for a surrogate to share the burden. the newborns are healthy with four of them with mom and the fifth with another tiger at the zoo. the species is one of the top ten endangered in the world. >>> swords were clanging and arrows were whizzing in latvia this weekend. people went back to the medieval times during the annual festival. participants wielded swords to re-enact medieval battles. some competed in archery contests while others baked bread for the hungry combatants. >>> a boring and sometimes tedious house chore has taken a new spin. this year's lawnmower racing season kicked off this week in england and it definitely got off to a dusty sta

>> jimmy: even if you're riding a unicorn in heaven? >> a unicorn?'t -- it would be hard to ride that and hold this at the same time. >> jimmy: okay, back to the cue cards. [ laughter ] >> and you can read all jimmy kimmel's hilarious personal tweets. and best of all, it's free and available on the ipad, iphone and ipod touch. >> jimmy: how do we install the app? >> simply go to the itunes apple store, then type your name. then click the free -- >> jimmy: whose name? theirs or mine? >> yours, jimmy kimmel, duh. [ laughter ] then click the free install button and wait for it to download and install. >> jimmy: wow. it's so easy, even i can do it. thanks, katie. >> thanks. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" app. available exclusively at the apple app store. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with khloe kardashian odom. "science bob" pflugfelder. and music from scott weiland. losing power shouldn't mean losing time. the nextec quickboost. giving you a charge in just 3 minutes, getting you back to work faster. craftsman. trust. in your hands. now har

. >> you would have a easier time to convince the american people that a unicorn flew in the home than the big oil need subsidies. >> roughly two billion cut . oil executives say that that would be bad for the country. they would discourage the energy project united states. >> our u.s. job creation and investment. >> republicans stood by the oil companis and supporting the tax breaks and alling today's hearing a dog and money show. abc's political analyst said there is little chance that the tax subsidies will go away. >> you have a republican controlled house and hard to imagine they would go for it. >> there was more at stake than the hearings. hear the question from chuck schumer. >> do you think that your subsidy is more important than the financial aid we give to student to go to college? >> that is two totally different questions. >> we have to weigh those two things. >> and democratic senators are using the hearing to get on the record that republicans oppose raising taxes even on big oil. >> i see this as more relevant to the debate of taxes generally and more about the upcomin

and one guy says, we found a white elephant, a unicorn and a flying pig all at the same time.her words, we found the ultimate sucker. >> while regular people were actually affected by these toxic assets that goldman was dealing in because they might have been in their pension funds, generally speaking the other side of the deal, one of those goldman deals, was always an institutional investor. why wouldn't those institutional investors have done the necessary homework to understand that goldman was selling them junk? >> well, i think the fair argument is these investments are incredibly complicated and it's very hard to know what happened. but the fact is that we generally assume that an institutional investor, like a pension fund or a hedge fund has the intelligence, the know-how and the motivation to figure out what's going on on the other side. so we don't offer them the same protections we offer ordinary investors. >> i think we've probably learned it seems they don't -- >> if i could jump in, ali. there's definitely a legal standard that requires an investment bank like g

says "utopia," then the quote in the e-mail is i think i found a white elephant, flying big, and a unicornce. this isn't medieval literature. this is wall street talking. >> right. >> matt, what is this? ma what's the context and what is that e-mail? >> this is goldman in 2007. they had a whole bunch of toxic mortgage assets and looking for someone on whom they could unload some of these deadly assets, and they found in one case with a deal called -- they found someone to take a large amount off his hands, the marking guy celebrating the fact they found the ultimate sucker, a white elephant, a flying pig and a unicorn all at once, someone dumb enough to take this stuff. >> the interesting thing is the investment banks will say, but hold on, these are institutional, qualified institutional buyers, sophisticated, they should have known. but if you're withholding information from them, if you're intentionally not giving them the information that you had to assess what you were selling to them, how sophisticated would they have been? >> matt, last question. what will the impact be on the struc

. >> well, would you have an easier time convincing the american people that a unicorn just flew into this hearing room than that these big oil companies need taxpayer subsidies. that's the real fairy tale. >> reporter: the companies in the hot seat made a $36 billion profit this year alone but still receive about $2 billion in tax breaks every year. executives argue, without those breaks, they will have to cut jobs and the price at the pump would go even higher. >> don't punish our industry for doing its job well. >> reporter: but with gas prices soaring over $4 a gallon in parts of the country, drivers have no sympathy. >> honestly, it's ridiculous. >> i think it's a ripoff. >> reporter: senate democrats want to end a tax break originally put in place to boost domestic oil production. they say their bill would repeal $21 billion in tax breaks over 10 years. >> so the effect -- >> reporter: but some lawmakers are calling today's hearing nothing more than a gimmick. they say democrats are just trying to gain points with voters. >> what if the hollywood studios hit a few home runs with

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. >> you would have an easier time convincing the american people that a unicorn just flew into this hearing room, than that these big oil companies need taxpayer subsidies. >> don't punish our industry for doing its job well. >> how in the world can you possibly need incentives when oil is at $100 a barrel. >> the easy to find oil has already been found. our costs go up, taxes have gone up. oil is more difficult to find, more challenging. >> will raising taxes on oil and gas production lower the price of gas at the pump? >> raising our taxes will not reduce the price of gasoline. >> i just want that on the record. i think you're really out of touch. >> i want to assure you, i'm not out of touch at all. and we do understand the big picture and we understand the enormous challenges confronting the american people. >> reporter: both parties say they don't think this would have any impact on the price we pay at the pump. there will be a vote next week. democrats say big oil should make a small sacrifice. brian? >> and so it goes on capitol hill. kelly o'donnell in d.c. tonight. kelly, t

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>> would you have an easier time convincing the american people that a unicorn just flew into this hearing room than that these big oil companies need taxpayers' sub dips. that's the real fairy tale. >> democrats want to end $2 billion in yearly tax breaks for oil companies to help close the deficit. the companies say need the tax breaks because their costs are going up. right now, the proposal doesn't have enough support to pass. republicans call it an excuse for democrats to raise taxes. >>> meanwhile, bay area drivers still paying some of the highest prices in the country for gas. a gavel regular costs $4.25 in oakland and san jose. in san francisco, it's $4 .31. >>> and the state is pumping millions of dollars into a project to ease congestion on a busy east bay highway. the transportation commission said today it's spending $10 million to build two new carpool lanes on 680 from milpitas to highway 84. it's not clear when construction begins or when the lanes will open. the money is part of a $58 million state spending on transportation projects across california to drive economic grow

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so far the story of the young bear and the unicorn has sold more than a thousand copies. a gift the family never expected. they set up a scholarship fund in her name. >> we knew that great things were going to come from her life. >> reporter: great things like helping 13-year-old anna. >> if you didn't have this scholarship, would you still be able to take music lessons. >> no. >> reporter: why not? >> because my dad, he doesn't really have a job right now. >> you see the children and you see the good that's coming out of it. doesn't make up for it, but you go, okay, you know what, this is something good is coming out of this. >> reporter: something good out of tragedy. the closest this family could find to a story book ending. >> kelly cobiella, cbs news, jupiter, florida. >> mitchell: coming up on tonight's "cbs evening news", the campaign to get the smoke out of new york city parks. the remote down and liste. [ male announcer ] this intervention brought to you by niaspan. so you cut back on the cheeseburgers and stopped using your exercise bike as a coat rack. that's i

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that it gives the lie to this perception that obama has some kind of clueless dove floating around unicorn land he's doing he's doing what president bush said he was going to do in a more effective way and i think you can make a credible case that that's that's one hundred percent true and finally again i want to talk a little bit about this nation itself about how this happened where it happened were torched show that this was close to a pakistani military academy of course this is different to confirm that pakistan is not a place where there are a lot of you know u.s. journalists on the ground but there are a lot of it seems the questions that are still not answered about the specifics of this anything that you know you thought when you first heard about it that some dots that didn't necessarily connect right away. well the the fact that apparently you know osama bin laden live next door to a pocket in the military facility a training facility really should just jump out at people here i mean the looming question that needs to be answered here is how did the pakistanis know that osama bi

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one of the zingers of the day, when he said you are more likely to convince the american people a unicorn flew into the room than the oil companies need subsidies. they responded, defending themselves saying ending their tax breaks won't drop prices at the pump and they need tax breaks to fund exploration. they called it a dog and pony show. they said it was easy politics to attack the big oil companies. the two sides are far apart on it. they are likely to vote on a measure to end the tax breaks. at this point, it doesn't appear they have the votes to do that, laura. >> it's certainly hurting at the pump to fill up. thank you very much. >>> we are taking may around the bay. this morning, waking up in san jose. we are at the winchester mystery house. perfect for this friday the 13th. a house that some say was built by spirits. we are going find out more, coming up. [ coach ] in albuquerque, citi pre-approved my mortgage. [ whistle blows ] all right, layups, guys. let's go. in sioux falls, i locked in a rate. coach, you get that house yet? working on it. [ coach ] the appraisal? ...springf

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. >> very difficult to follow the unicorn from york. [laughter] who has a very sharp corn. are you all right about there? [laughter] sometimes a unicorn can morphed into a rhinoceros and you do not want to mess with eight rhinoceros. i met with a young man yesterday's new was the manager of a small exxon refinery. partly owned by citgo. he was seriously concerned about his job security and his other employees working in the refinery because of the legislation seeking to repeal 199. because this refinery is partially owned by citgo, a repeal would not the fact his interest. i call that unamericna. why would be taxing the u.s. company and letting him do his thing and not -- in central america. there might be some confusion when some of my friends claim that removing these tax expenditures will not have any impact on the domestic oil industry. why would this young man think differently? has the refining sector read scene is much profitability as the oil exploration sector? our jobs juliet risk of these taxes are revoked? >> if you look at our own refining operations, refining

unicorns and glitter! no? bundling to save you more. now, that's progressive! or click today. >>> we are back with former biden chief of staff ron klain and former republican house majority leader dick armey. i want to wrap up 2012 in this way. there is this great movement now, oh, there's nobody good in the republican race. and you, by mentioning paul ryan, seem to me to be among those, that you're not happy right now with the folks who are flirting with or who have already gone into the race. >> well, we've seen some signs particularly in governor pawlenty that he's willing to step up. we understand the fiscal crisis this nation and this nation's government faces is so acute that somebody's got to stand up and take on the big issues. paul ryan has done that. he's taken a ton of abuse for having the courage to do so, even from within his own party. but i have said for years -- on for example the subject of medicare. it is always a debate that's governed by republicans that don't dare and democrats that don't care. at least now we have a republican that dares.