the state news agency there claims that archaeologists have just located an ancient unicorn lair. ghter) >> stephen: that's right. north korea has unicorn technology. (laughter) they said i was crazy when i called far glitter defense shield armed with ballistic sparkley stickers. (laughter) folks, this brings me to threat number two, commie unicorns. (laughter) this is a huge boon to north korea. and not just because someone there has finally found a source of protein. to make this earth-shattering discovery, north korean archaeologists had to travel 200 meters from a temple in the capital city pyongyang and then look down to see a rectangular rock carved with the words "unicorn lair." (laughter) it makes sense it's labeled, how else would the mailman know where to deliver the rainbows? (laughter) folks, listen to me here this has dangerous geopolitical ramifications because it gives historical legitimacy to the regime of kim jong-un by linking him to an ancient ruler who according to korea's history books road a unicorn and, as a key qlan, he road it gangnam style. (cheers and app

maybe that's where all the unicorns are, they're in their lair. >> we were wondering where all the unicorns now we know it's north korea. this is what they said. archaeologists of the history institute of the dprk academy of social sciences have recentlily recon fwirnled a lair of the unicorn ridden by the king. they say the discovery of the unicorn lair proves that i don't thi think -- pyongyang was a capital of the city off ancient korea. >> are we talking about a unicorn cemetery? or a place where unicorns hang out? >> is it where you and i should keep our unicorns are where they're buried. the report doesn't make it clear, but we are used to them saying some pretty wild things, when kim young ill when he was alive, he used to say a lot of outrageous stuff. they say when he died there was this magical light that appeared over this rock carving of him. also the first time he golfed, he got 11 holes in one. things are the things we're used to. all this unicorn thin comes on the heels of what you know about with kim young un, his son was recently in the news, calling him the sex yas man ali

it noted, a rectangular rock carved with the words unicorn lair is in front of the lair. it is believed to date back to the kingdom in known 18 to1892. evidence that pyongyang was the capital o ancient korea. they are known for odd claims, but this seems rock solid to me. for more let's go to mike michael son in pyongyang. mike, have you been able to visit the unicorn layer? >> hey, greg, i am here in pyongyang where archaeologists have made a pretty big discovery. unicorns are real and they were a favored pet a thousand years ago. the animals were a symbol purity and grace, and they still are. that's right, the north koreans have shown me a live unicorn and let me film it. let's watch. >> that was purely a pug dressed as a unicorn. >> that's it from pyongyang. back to you, greg. >> you know, i should have shot him this the face when i had the chance. >> the pug? >> no. >> that's wrong. >> terry, this show has been following the unicorns since the beginning of time. where were you when you tiers heard this news, this lair? what was your reaction this. >> it was today. i w

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