dress forward espy awards in a penguin unitard. >> well, i have a seal skin tuxedo shirt with orange,e. this is a ownsy. and i've got cougar cane. >> and on him, it looks good. >> and interest there is all eyes on recent u.s. open champion, some believe he's the next tiger woods. so capable of dominating the field and can win a bumpbl of majors. the 22-year-old has been tapped a favorite this week. >> that is high expectations myself. i want to go out there to try to win a lot of golf tournaments and win majors to become the best player in the world. >> there is a soccer clip for you. goalie david bingham making a debut last night. and scored from 90 yards out, two bounces and in. and that is a good shot. >> yes. >> yeah. >> thank you. >> and that is this edition of abc 7 news. >> thanks for joining us. >> see you at 9:00 and 11:00. these sweehoney clustery things have fiber? fiber one. almost tastes like one of jack's cereals. uh forgot jack's cereal. [ jack ] what's for breakfast? uh, try the number one! i've never heard of that. [ wife ] it's great. it's a sweet honey cereal, you'l

when you wake up in the morning you have to stair at your closet and figure out which ruffle uni -- unitard to wear. it makes it an easy decision. everyone is in burkas and apparently everyone has fun in burkas. i didn't realize how much fun it was. >> he has had all of this choice and it is so simple if neb had any choice. >> if you had a burka you wouldn't want to shave. >> i wouldn't be in hair and make up for an hour and a half. >> itself wax. >> are you guys done? >> this is like a lip off. >> are ugly people treated unfairly 1234* lauren sivan explains the truth in her new book "get away from me you idiot looking creep." it may have been the most perverted crime ever. he hid in a porta potty at a yoga festival. why yoga? >>> it always amazes me how the creepest people can sound so normal. i speak of the drifter arrested for hiding in a porta potty during a yoga festival. he placed himslef under the potty to watch women do, you know, before he was caught. luke kris scow is facing charges of unlawful sexual contact and invasion of privacy. the weirdest thing about this sick owe, he didn

. >> what the hell unitard?ear when you go home. >> the guys that wear bicycles, wear the euro trash outfits with helmets, i want to drive them off the road. >> greg has a really good point. the question being, why is it that the elite should get to choose what's taxed? >> right. a gourmet restaurant -- a gourmet meal has a couple thousand calories in it. it's high fat. yet they point at mcdonald's. >> why should the government which can't deliver the mail tax our food and try and tell us what to do? who is the government to tell us what to eat? >> let me make a serious point here. michelle obama, i'll defend her over and over again, childhood obesity is an epidemic in this country. you'll pay more money -- >> we don't want to use the money. >> you're frozen in the '50s, judge, as simple as that. i love you, but you're frozen in the 50s. would you want to be in a courtroom if he was a judge? are you kidding me? >> you can't find a city in america that isn't trying to find more revenue sources. >> that's right. >

dressed in a penguin unitard or whatever that is.rdrobe piece by piece. >> well, i have a seal skin tuxedo suit with the orange very appropriate bow tie. >> like chris berman was wearing an orange tie. >> a onesie. a little dirty. and i have my cougar cane. my plus one tonight. >> seth meyers hosted the espys. turned into the guy in the dos, eed quis commercials. >> welcome to the millions watching in the u.s. and the millions more watching from inside brian wilson's beard. [ laughter ] >> it looks like your beard is wearing a fake beard. but i'm sorry to tease you, brian. it is obvious you hate attention. >> that was very good. the british open tees off tomorrow at royal saint georges. all guys on recent u.s. open champion rory mcill roy. some believe he is destined to be the next tiger woods. he could win a bunch of majors the next few years. the 22-year-old from northern ireland has been tabbed the favorite this week. >> the expectations are going to be high. i have high expectations myself. i want to go out there and win a lot of