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truly unlimited data for your iphone, trouble hearing on the phone? only from sprint.printrelay.com. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jeremy renner. judy greer. and music from chevelle. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as luck would have it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching, thank you for coming to see us. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. our announcer is dicky, our band leader is cleto, and guarding the door, my friend guillermo is here. are you consumed with the holiday spirit tonight? [ applause ] guillermo is. i read your tweets last night, guillermo. guillermo is on twitter. which is -- funny in and of itself but last night, do you remember what you tweeted last night? >> yes. >> jimmy: last night, guillermo asked for help -- asked the twitter verse for help with a gift idea for his mom and he tweeted "what should i buy my mom for christmas?" and then, a few minutes after that, tweeted "i think i will give her money so she can buy whatever she want." and

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