how can you expect them to listen to a stand-up comic who they see as being a nasty naysayer, unpatriotic person, you know? you know, comics-- was that enough words for you? could you shut up so i can get a word in edgewise? for crying out loud. gosh. you feel better now? yeah. all right, good. you're just talking so much. this is a show about listening, is what it is. [laughs] and yet you've probably, throughout your career, made fun of reagan and clinton and bush the first. see, but it's not making fun of, do you know what i mean? like, that's the error there's been. i'm not blindly making fun of, like-- "reagan's got a neck like a turkey. barbara bush looks like the quaker oat man." you know what i mean? like, that's nonsense. i'm not gonna attack anyone for the way they look. if i've got something to say about politics, i've got something to say about what i perceive to be the dissemination of disinformation or what feels like lies to me or clearly taking advantage of the american public. as i said last night, every time a politician says, "the american people are not stupid," they're mockin