i rest my case. >> you mentioned unrequieted love. in your life today, are there any great unrequieted dreams? >> i mean, i still have child hollywood -- like there were two things i wanted to be in my childhood that i would still like to be if someone would let me. >> what are those two? >> i wanted to be the chief justice of the supreme court. >> you didn't get that until later when you started hanging out on law and under. >> i had been to "law and order" because i wanted to be a judge. >> you were an arraignment judge. >> gentlemen. >> and i wanted to be the conductor of the new york philharmonic. leonard bernstein was my idle as a child. >> do you have a musical ear? >> no. no talent at all. >> no talent at all. >> other than to talk. >> no. well, i think i can write pretty well. i have no musical talent. >> stan would like you to finish those two books. >> i have no musical talent. >> you like music. >> loving something and being good at it are not related. i played the cello as a child, i was remarkably untalented and i wanted t