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e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com. leave a voicemail on greg's line. 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by crawling. the process of moving one's self slowly on the ground. thanks, crawling. >>> welcome back. let's see if we have gotten anything wrong so far. let's go to michael moynahan. >> hi, andy. >> hello. >> how are you doing? >> good. >> good. let's start with the british chap. that's what they call him. his name is victor. he is a famous actor. you did start with some anagram of [bleep] and you are right. i put it through the computer and the anna gram computer and it said the british guy was right. you followed that. you said people were exponentially mor stupid. i did look this up and it is said exponentially in hull where victor is from in england. >> i am jot good with accents. i am not good with accents. >> half of the time i am trying to fact check the guy and no idea what he is talking about. >> we will have to closed caption this whole broadcast. >> it is baffling on a number of levels. >> you

e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com. to leave a voicemail it is simple. 212-462-5050. and yes we will be listening to the messages this week. i promise. maybe not. still to come the half time report from tom shalou. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by baby gorillas. the younger versions of the apes native to the forest of central africa. thanks, baby gorillas. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to comedian tom shalou. >> hi, greg. >> hello. >> doing great. >> i don't remember asking, but i am glad you are. >> you did ask and i blew you off. >> you did, that's right. then five seconds later came back to the subject. doing great. >> glad you are doing great. do you have a lot of stuff for us, tom? >> i had a dwash -- let's go to herald to begin with. you referenced paul erlick, the author of the population that i grew up on. were you saying he was full of balogna? is that what you were hinting at? >> i wanted to say the s-word. >> he was full of the f-word? >> he still stands by his population bomb but i guess you are in disagree

. >>> do you have a comment on the show if you are jim's kid, e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com.jim's kid feels offended e-mail me personally and we will discuss this. i will see if there are certain things we can do to bill to punish him. or call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by shin kicking. the combat sport where two contestants kick each other in the shin to force each other to the ground. thanks, shin kicking. >>> welcome back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. how are you doing this. >> good, greg. >> i'm here. >> did you have a good vacation? >> you know, i got injured. >> we went down a water slide. it was a very, very tricky water slide. i bounce owed my butt. >> oh no. i -- >> i have a sliped disk and went on a jetski. >> okay. >> and then after that i really hurt myself. >> sounds like a blast. and then i went and lied on the beach for awhile. >> i had some salad. >> anna winter and sjp. anna winter is the pro editor-in-chief. incorrect, she is the empre

e-mail us at red eye at fox news.com. to leave a voice moil 212-460-5050. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored -- by soapbox derbies. thanks soapbox derby. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> i'm okay. >> had to crank up the old volume knob there. >> what happened? >> i needed more volume. >> glad i asked. >> figured it was the best way to get it. you mentioned the algonquin table? >> yes. you. >> you mean the algonqiin round table. >> i don't know if it was round. i am technically correct. >> not so much. >> let's agree to disagree. >> you said that this whole thing cheapens the presidency and why should gary busey be drawn into it? why shouldn't gary busey be in it? >> that was my point. >> you want to explain who is is? >> the lead singer of exploited who were not anarchist socialist or the way they collected mortgage. it was pure chaos. >> and willow smith, the delightful daughter of will and jada -- >> she's. ♪ i whip my hair back and forth ♪ ♪ i whip my ha

shoot us an e-mail at fox news.com. i don't know if public shames of speeders is the same as soliciting prostitution, things like that. interesting to see whether or not people are humiliated by it. >>> leave your belt and shoes on. coming up a big update about screening at the nation's airport. looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. >> bill reray cyrus hopes to break hearts when he returns to the stage. not hearts that you expect. >> the national average $3.41. >> welcome back. time for quick headlines. say good-bye to annoying security lines and hello to a sci-fi future of airport screening. in the next 7-10 years passengers could be able to breeze through security whout noticing they are being electronically scanned. they will assess passenger mannerisms to see if they are upset. >>> zombie apocalypse in maine? a day longed preparedness exercising in . they are bringing professional maukup artists to get them prepared in case a real pandemic ever hits. >>> stories you can bank on we could be seeing good news in

fox news.com. >>> don't forget you can watch us saturday at 2:00 a.m. eastern time and 11:00 p.m. pacific. a new "red eye returns on monday and so does greg. guests include diane ma say dough and penn gillette on monday. time to go back to paul mccurio for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, andrew. tell me about your upcoming gigs. >> june 6th i am at the punch line in atlanta. june 11th sky city stie and june 23rd the hour special taping at the fill more in san francisco. jay tell me about your pod cast. >> i have a pod cast? >> congressman, do you want to wish somebody a happy birthday? >> yes, my co-host on "the view" a happy 30a30 day. >> and i can be seen june 8th and 9th belmore and long island at the broke ridge comedy club. are you coming? thought a chance. thanks, paul. >>> a special t

fox news.com/red eye. >>> don't forget you can watch us on saturday at 2:00 p.m. new "red eye" returns on monday, people. guests are tucker carlson, remi spencer and thomas shalou. >> he's funny. >>> time to go back to gavin for the post game wrap up. >> paul let's start with you. i understand you will be experimenting with this comedy talking you do? >> i am. i will be on a naked cruise unmanscaped. stop shaking your head. >> i nodded. >> not you. i am talking to andy, this annoying person on my left. it is next thursday through saturday june 21st to the 23rd. and you are all coming. >> he told us he has a hotel room. imagine a 40, 45-year-old guy -- >> have i a free hotel room -- i have a free hotel room. >> and then he tried to high five us. >> i am not that old. what is next? a limo? those are like $80. >> a hummer limo. >> have i a stretch hummer limo. >> white. >> for you and your beard. >> your pretentious beard. >> you know when you get in the hotel room he will get mad if you open the mini bar. so just refill the bottles.

at fox news.com. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. no injury there. >> tonight is sponsored by shoelaces. the thin cords of various lengths used for attaching footwear. thanks, shoelaces. >>> okay, you know what? chill out. >> we are going to have to cut that now because he swore. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. we go to tv's andy levy. >> everything okay down there? >> no, it is a mess. when ever sherrod is here he ignores the rules. he knows may family is in the audience, so he is making gross, disgusting comments, and he took off his pants. >> and what is up with the neck beard, sherrod some. >> the what? >> the neck beard. >> i like it. >> are you single, sherrod? >> no, i have a long-time girlfriend. >> have i to tweet that. >> sherrod, did you quote a little katie perry -- katy perry. >> it was gwenyth paltrow. >> this is going no where. >> katy perry covered it in and sing in ninjas. >> i am glad she is without that loser russell brand. >> he wants her back. >> are we turning into a bad version of "the view." >> i thought we were a good version of "the view." bernie, you said there is nothing to this sto

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