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. >> your dad, jerry stiller gave us festivus. >> yes, he did. (cheers and applause) >> yeah.rew up in a house with my mom irish catholic and my dad jewish so we had hanukkah and we had christmas, we had it all. >> stephen: celebrated christmas as well. >> merry christmas. >> thank you, we had the tree, we didn't get ultra religious about it. >> stephen: and you might want to say. >> happy hanukkah, merry christmas, i love christmas, it's the season, it's giving, it's warmth, it's generosity, it's appreciating what we have. >> stephen: okay. well, thank you for the gift you've given all of us on christmas day. >> thank you. >> stephen: a way to get away from our family. >> exactly. go play golf for five hours and complete this deal. >> stephen: i'm playing golf up here right now. i'm on the 8th hole of pebble beach. >> i have been playing tennis for the last 15 seconds in my head. >> stephen: how are you doing. >> wonderful, i just asd you. >> stephen: really? you are such an elitist. ben stiller, thank you so much. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: the secret life of walter h
. >> your dad, jerry stiller gave us festivus. >> yes, he did. (cheers and applause) >> yeah.rew up in a house with my mom irish catholic and my dad jewish so we had hanukkah and we had christmas, we had it all. >> stephen: celebrated christmas as well. >> merry christmas. >> thank you, we had the tree, we didn't get ultra religious about it. >> stephen: and you might want to say. >> happy hanukkah, merry christmas, i love christmas, it's the...
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. >> out of that a new holiday was born a festivus for the rest of us. >> that's a classic ep said. the ep said was funny but not festivus. >> jon: yes, that episode was funny but not festivus the central comedic part of the episode. not funny. why is it not a holiday for the rest of us. >> a nearly six foot tall festivua festivus pole made of beer cans is going to go on display at the florida capital. not kidding. >> jon: who gives a (bleep). can't you just pretend it's a place for the wisemen to tie up the camels. how about that? you are turned about that pole. it's florida. you are lucky there's not a stripper named christmas swinging on it. have you been to florida? i apologize you are upset ynch do i have to drive around with my kids to look for nativity scenes and be like oh, yeah kids there's baby jesus behind the festivus poll made out of -- pole made out of beer cans. it's nuts. [ laughter ] >> jon: yes, that sounds relatively nuts. [laughter] why are you driving around -- [laughter] -- looking for nativity scenes in the car when you could just bring your kids to where you w
. >> out of that a new holiday was born a festivus for the rest of us. >> that's a classic ep said. the ep said was funny but not festivus. >> jon: yes, that episode was funny but not festivus the central comedic part of the episode. not funny. why is it not a holiday for the rest of us. >> a nearly six foot tall festivua festivus pole made of beer cans is going to go on display at the florida capital. not kidding. >> jon: who gives a (bleep). can't you just...
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. >> out of that a new holiday was born a festivus for the rest of us. >> that's a classic ep said. ivus. >> jon: yes, that episode was funny but not festivus the central comedic part of the episode. not funny. why is it not a holiday for the rest of us. >> a nearly six foot tall festivua
. >> out of that a new holiday was born a festivus for the rest of us. >> that's a classic ep said. ivus. >> jon: yes, that episode was funny but not festivus the central comedic part of the episode. not funny. why is it not a holiday for the rest of us. >> a nearly six foot tall festivua
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a festivus for the rest of us! >> as i rained blows down upon him. festivus. you just saw it on "seinfeld." a lot of us have greerchss to a grievances to air. senator rand paul did. he said i have a small grievance with people who think my hair is not real but enough about paul. festivus is bigger than any one politician. we are very lucky. writer dan o'keefe. his father created festivus years ago. he is a writer on "seinfeld." he is here to tell us the background. i'm sure it's not the jerry stiller version. >> he may have been raining blows somewhere, but a combination of alcohol and mild mental illness and internal reader's digest politics. i think some of the pressure of that with everything else led him to decide to create a holiday that was just for his family that wasn't beholden to anything political or religious. he decided to, every year, somewhere between october and may, make his family celebrate this very peculiar holiday with very peculiar aspects, which did not involve that pole. that was made up by a writer named jeff schafer. that was
a festivus for the rest of us! >> as i rained blows down upon him. festivus. you just saw it on "seinfeld." a lot of us have greerchss to a grievances to air. senator rand paul did. he said i have a small grievance with people who think my hair is not real but enough about paul. festivus is bigger than any one politician. we are very lucky. writer dan o'keefe. his father created festivus years ago. he is a writer on "seinfeld." he is here to tell us the background. i'm...
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us. i say it is better without religion.ç dump the church you don't like it anyway. happy festivus for all of us. >> it is a fake holiday.a lot of hurt because of obama care. next talking toç one chief tha could force firehouses to close. huge story folks. >> kanye west. who he is comparing his rough life to well.ç ♪ east coast to mine ♪ i get to shine and throw your hands up in the sky ♪ >>> time to tell you what america is clicking on today evenç the smallest boo boo cane a threat. >> if i slipped and my leg happens, i think about my family wow, this is like being a police officer or something at warç o something. like war really kanye? i stubbed toe going to war. and netflexç premiering in 0d&% mid-january. la chain umami burger. $65 made with fancy beef, shaved truffles andç for an extra $10 you can top it with faux çgaux. >>> in pennsylvania alone 95% of fire departments are volunteer and mostly volunteer. joining me now ed çmann, pennsylvania's state fire commissioner. i went to your website, in 2012 you responded to 140 calls with [age of 7 people per call. you sayç look. >> the affordable care act could
us. i say it is better without religion.ç dump the church you don't like it anyway. happy festivus for all of us. >> it is a fake holiday.a lot of hurt because of obama care. next talking toç one chief tha could force firehouses to close. huge story folks. >> kanye west. who he is comparing his rough life to well.ç ♪ east coast to mine ♪ i get to shine and throw your hands up in the sky ♪ >>> time to tell you what america is clicking on today evenç the...
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. >> you know why they celebrate festivus is it's the holiday for the rest of us. he created his own. and then it ended with his wrestling with his son, george, and george would run and no, i don't want to wrestle. >> and wrestling on the senate floor. >> rand doesn't come through as a -- >> as a seinfeld watcher. >> once it got into syndication, the quote/unquote fly overstates, and they're not flyover states, but -- >> oh, you are treading -- >> once it got into syndication, the rubes finally tuned in, is that what you're saying. >> that's pretty much where i'm going. >> i saw it live and i wasn't back here on the center of the world. i watched it live. i don't think you did. >> i was 6. >> how did you forget -- i don't want to know what you did in college, then. >> for me, seinfeld was a high school -- >> you've got bad eyes and you forgot everything. so what you were doing in college, i don't even want to know. this next one that you're going to talk about here, i know you're going to turn this into something really dirty, this last one. >> this next story? >>
. >> you know why they celebrate festivus is it's the holiday for the rest of us. he created his own. and then it ended with his wrestling with his son, george, and george would run and no, i don't want to wrestle. >> and wrestling on the senate floor. >> rand doesn't come through as a -- >> as a seinfeld watcher. >> once it got into syndication, the quote/unquote fly overstates, and they're not flyover states, but -- >> oh, you are treading -- >> once...
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festivus is back! >> i like that. the idea of airing grievances like they did on that episode of "seinfeld" might not be so far-fetched. with us right. it was my idea. and we were newlyweds. and i wasn't used to living with a male roommate. and he was dropping socks is on the floor and they kept piling up. i turned to him one day and said, honey, if you don't start picking up your socks, this will come up in your year-end review. huh, that's a good idea. >> do you wait all year and say he didn't do this and this and spring it all at the year-end review? >> no, i also believe in daily feedback. these reviews do not take the place of important conversations during the day or not so important conversations every day. >> did the reviews change behavior? >> they do, except for the socks. honey, sorry, but i was walking out and looking at the socks on the floor, i think i have to do quarterly reviews. >> can i tell you the woman we work with said if i had to give my husband a year-end performance review, we'd not be married any more. this idea frightens people. why would you give a review to your spouse or it is an effective way of
festivus is back! >> i like that. the idea of airing grievances like they did on that episode of "seinfeld" might not be so far-fetched. with us right. it was my idea. and we were newlyweds. and i wasn't used to living with a male roommate. and he was dropping socks is on the floor and they kept piling up. i turned to him one day and said, honey, if you don't start picking up your socks, this will come up in your year-end review. huh, that's a good idea. >> do you wait all...
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festivus. >>> good morning to you at 9:56. the investigation continues into an early morning murder/suicide in san lorenzo. officials tell usstations now back open. service was halted while officials investigated a death on the tracks. they say a owoman was hit and killed overnight. >>> if you've eaten at the saloon you may have been exposed to hepatitis a. a worker tested positive for the disease. >>> and here's another check with anthony of your weather. good morning. >> we're expecting a warm day. record heat for today. gilroy could get up to a record high of 75 degrees. san jose, 71. even downtown san francisco, back to 67. so everywhere across the bay area, we'll be bright and very warm. the south bay, low 70s there. peninsula, a mix of 60s. even san francisco, a mix of low to mid-60s there. no 70s in san francisco today. north bay, mix of 60s and 70s. 71 in santa rosa. east bay and trivalley expecting bright sunshine and a mix of upper 60s to some of our warmest locations. livermo livermore, 74 degrees. even san ramone, 68 degrees. not a bad forecast on this christmas day. >> very much a california christmas. if you'r
festivus. >>> good morning to you at 9:56. the investigation continues into an early morning murder/suicide in san lorenzo. officials tell usstations now back open. service was halted while officials investigated a death on the tracks. they say a owoman was hit and killed overnight. >>> if you've eaten at the saloon you may have been exposed to hepatitis a. a worker tested positive for the disease. >>> and here's another check with anthony of your weather. good...