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lenscrafters loves eyes people of america, whatever, usa is a real townver, usa... that bud light is taking over for the summer. just like you're watching on your real tv with your real eyeballs, you can go, for real! find out how at upforwhatever.com. a totally different breed of chocolate cereal. wicked crunch outside. smooth chocolate inside. krave cereal! take the dare to krave challenge on facebook, if you dare. >> jon: welcome back to the show. now, people are always complaining. people are always complaining that the republican party ignores so-called climate change science, but there is a reason why they refuse to listen to alarmists. >> global warming is a total fraud. >> a dog and pony show for their liberal donors. >> the president continues pursuing this global warming agenda. >> it's really a hoax. >> jon: a hoax! it's like war of the worlds if there had been overwhelming evidence that aliens had landed. so the republicans are not going to fall for liberal lies anymore. yesterday they got hear the facts from some of their own. >> the e.p.a. administrators for four republ

usa! >> jimmy: that's right! >> steve: america. erthats near impossible. a lot of people weren't did, people who s. the don't know anything about soccer are suddenly interested in the world cup. so we thought we would help you out by introducing you to some of the players on the u.s. team anu ll his weakness is hitting puberty in the middle of a game. [ laughter ] his sign is virgo, histatus isn. there's more [ laughter ] nextthere's graham zusi. [ cheers alausndpp] his home team is srtg ng a odel o-v. pro. stat[ applause ] we have deandre yedlin.on tiero in le, being the fifth amber of the blacey david beckham and rihanna. [ laughter ] e colo brown. hair color, wtf. current role is defender. his previous role is angela's best friend ricky on "my [ eers and applause ve: u know guy >> jimmy: i love him. next, we have tim howard. position, goalkeeper. [ applause ] shlaughter ] mission, to study human kind and learn their ways. and finally, w aron johannsson. his hobbies are reading, swimming, and destroying you with his mind. [ laughter ] pavin bad d not ave own that at all. [ at's his parents.team u

and militarization of america's police forces as a journalist and author of police state usa cheryl thank you so much for coming on and cheryl so why does a town of three thousand people need and map the police justification for buying and maps is to keep their officers safe as they fight crime the problem is there's not too many criminals out there that have any type of weaponry that can take out an m. route so it leads leads most americans to wonder why indeed all. local police having this equipment i don't imagine it's kind of scary for citizens as well to kind of see these these heavily armored vehicles going throughout the cities i want to point to a very incredible info graphic that i found online of how police uniforms that evolved from one thousand nine hundred sixty eight to two thousand and eleven if you look i mean blue shirt building clubs to now all on swat team militarized police i don't know if you have got to show our audience how what have you found to be the driving force behind this evolution is a little bit of right here it is alarming especially the progression is occurred in so few years the genesis behind this is that the department of defense h

usa! >> jimmy: that's right! >> steve: america. >> jimmy: usa won. they did it. they did the impossible. getting americans to watch soccer. [ laughter and applause ] that is near impossible. a lot of people't expecting the u.s. to win, but now that they did, people who don't know anything about soccer are suddenly interested in the world cup. so we thought we would help you out by introducing you to some of the players on the u.s. team and telling you a little bit about them. first, here, this is matt besler. he's a defender. his weakness is hitting puberty in the middle of a game. [ laughter ] his sign is virgo, his status is virgin. [ laughter ] there's more. [ laughter ] next, there's graham zusi. [ cheers and applause ] his home team is sporting kansas city. his other job is being a model on covers of novels that your mom reads. his soccer status is pro. his pantene status is pro-v. [ applause ] next, we have deandre yedlin. goals on the field, zero. goals in life, being the fifth member of the black-eyed peas. his influences are david beckham and rihanna. [ laughter ] eye color, brown. hair color, wtf. current role is defender. his previous role is angela's best friend ricky on "my

usa prepping for its epic match against germany. at 12:00 eastern. ameri america's coach said they did their home work and are feeling confident. >> today's noon eastern time kickoff, usa/germany has lots of peopleding how they're going to get out of work to watch. >> don't show up. the absentee note on line read in part, we need the full support of the nation if we are to advance to the next round. >> also tells your boss to act lake a good leader and take the day off as well. >> i believe that. absolutely. you know, i really think they're going to take it. and one of the secret weapons is, this is practice there, team usa, but klinsmann, former german player, former german coach, since 2006, credited helping advance the team, big win throughs out their history. i think he is doing the right thing. the right moves. all the games. coaching them. i am be hind him. behind the team. telling you they're going to take it. we have the horse tell us earlier. >> we hope the horse is right. we played so well on sunday. our goalie, tim howard looks just great. the team, devastated with the goal in the final 30 second to tie up the game. they're going to come out. excited. >> i'm with you tahman. with you.

weapons that were made in the usa are now in the hands of america's enemies and the country left to fend for itself in a state of crisis in a port r.t. . two million people have been displaced by the fall and there are also reports of mass beheadings being carried out by the extremists investigative journalist robert perry who's a middle east specialist believes iraqis collapsing and the u.s. should take responsibility. well it suggests that the iraqi military is indicating that it's beginning to collapse the clearly this is a very divided country in terms of the question of stability or instability the u.s. invasion in two thousand and three was the force that shattered this nation and it's been hard to imagine how it's going to be put back together in any meaningful way since then you had even someone like senator joe biden now the vice president suggesting some years ago that the country should be divided in three that you have a sunni section a shiite section and a kurdish section and it seems to be moving in that direction. and you can keep across the bellamy's in iraq by heading to r.t. dot com where you'll also find expert analysis on the key caus

of the country, people in other parts go to work. that's not a coincidence. it's one more part of our commitment to america. stuart: team usa out of contention in the past two world cups. you care about this do you? >> not as much as you do . stuart: now, still with us we have elizabeth mcdonnell. are you watching the big game team usa, ghana tonight? >> no g5 why not? >> i'm not interested. i'm going to watch my game of thrones finale. stuart: please read lauren? >> i'm watching. i'm very interested. go team usa. stuart: halftime score germany three portugal zero. good news for team usa. >> i'm still not excited to that you would be if you were german. now here's deirdre bolton. deirdre: i'm going to be watching or at least taping at three in the meantime medical device maker medtronic buying covidien for close to $43 billion, in part to sidestep us corporate taxes, other companies sure to follow. investors have been calling out for more details about alibaba's ipo, the chinese e-commerce giant getting out some information finally. we will bring it you and go team usa, we were just talking about that was stuart, it is the

america. thousands of people cheered the go-ahead goal. look at that. i remember grand apart in 1968. [laughter] stuart: the usaatch got a seven rating. get ready, america. soccer, whether you like it or not, is mainstream.[ >> waiting. ♪ ♪ [ indistinct shouting ] [ male announcer ] time and sales data. split-second stats. [ indistinct shouting ] ♪ it's so close to the options floor... [ indistinct shouting, bell dinging ] ...you'll bust your brain box. ♪ all on thinkorswim from td ameritrade. the numbers are impressive. over 400,000 new private sector jobs... making new york state number two in the nation in new private sector job creation... with 10 regional development strategies to fit your business needs. and now it's even better because they've introduced startup new york... with the state creating dozens of tax-free zones where businesses pay no taxes for ten years. become the next business to discover the new new york. [ male announcer ] see if your business qualifies. [ girl ] my mom, she makes underwater fans that are powered by the moon. ♪ she can print amazing things, right from her computer. [ whir

in the usa are now in the hands of america's enemies and the country left to fend for itself in a state of crisis during a fortnight our team. in the past ten days more than five hundred people have been killed in the wave of violence in iraq and that number is expected to grow as the army has met severe difficulties in fighting the jihad as well as now take a look at why firstly the extremists have captured iraq's second largest city and its warehouses giving them cash arms and ammunition and the country's largest oil refinery areas also at peril of being captured by islamists which could endanger the country's already weak economy and the number of militants is growing as a group is said to have released hundreds of prisoners from jail and some of them have joined the ranks islamic state in iraq and eleventh organization is exploiting fueling and fueling sectarian tensions in society gathering public support among radicalized sunni muslims and finally another branch of the group operates in restless syria just over the border providing a steady flow of reinforcements to iraq investigative journalist robert perry who's a middle east specialist believes iraq is collapsing an

people take to different forms of media. stuart: on sunday night when america, team usa plays portugal i bet you that gets 20 million tv viewerson -- across both platforms. i will agree with that. what i would say is when you think of all the planning and expense and production that goes into creating these television advertisements that sounds like a big number, it is a one time event so if you put all your money into this customized content around a television show that average to 15 million viewers like dancing with the stars and you customize your content against that you would be getting 20 million viewers ten times over. stuart: it is the fear agency? thanks very much. it is an issue that is close to my heart and that would be immigration. you get my take on immigration and recent develops it emigration after this. let (mother vo) when i was pregnant... i got more advice than i knew what to do with. what i needed was information i could trust on how to take care of me and my baby. luckily, unitedhealthcare has a simple program that helps moms stay on track with their doctors and get the right care and guidance-before and

people here are saying even though we lose we still win in this because the usa is going on. america's most viral fan, teddy roosevelt. gretchen, back to you. >> all right. having a lot of fun. great assignment. would love to be there. >>> so a tense standoff as a man armed with knives threatens officers while visiting the county jail. really? the suspect faces charges in the deadly benghazi terrorist attack that guy on your screen. where he is right now? he's on his way to washington aboard the uss new york. we'll look at the obstacles to a high-profile trial like this that will take place in our nation's capital. >>> a 12-year-old boy disappears for two weeks. police and the fbi searching his home several times. guess what? suddenly he's found alive in his own basement. so did he get help? >> thank you. thank you. i just fell to the floor. too many things happening out here. you don't know what's happened to this little boy. humans. even when we cross our "ts" and dot our "i's", we still run into problems. that's why liberty mutual insurance offers accident forgiveness with our auto policies. if you qualify, your rates won't go up due to your first accident. because m

usa freedom act. do you believe they say what you deem necessary to protect the people of the united states of america that this will enable and that your job will be able to have the choice to continue to do what you think is necessary to protect the people? >> yes, i do. i believe it helps to mitigate the gap that sanctioned 215 fill,ation is enacted to which is the x journal with the u.s. nexus, detecting that an avoiding a repeat of the 9/11 sort of attack where you had folks outside of united aids who were talking to people inside the united states and we could not identify them. the program was designed to address that. hr 361 does as well. we allow them do the job. >> yes. i concur. use ours the fbi to authorities. it strikes the right allen's. -- right balance. the telephone company -- i am not sure. we find a telephone company. who is to say -- does all this come under the of ready of the fcc? >> to an extent. >> in other words, will we say they release all of these things and we will tell the fcc to keep an eye on it? >> you have to break it up in different pieces. the telephone companies al

america. [applause] iraqood with the people of against u.s. invasion and occupation. continued struggle for lasting peace and self-determination. usa foreverf the cp will waive against u.s. imperialism and solidarity with the oppressed and exploited in the world. [applause] it is against austerity which is being spread by the most powerful economic forces around the world. we are for labor and people fighting back all over the world. we stand with the people of iran against the threats of war coming mainly from our culture right but not only from them. also from the israeli ruling circles. we will high our banner to stand with the people of central and south america and the struggles also justice -- and their struggle for social justice. independence from corporate dominance from the u.s.. workers and oppressed people of the world unite. in the ukraine, u.s. policy is to join with those who wave the flag of not see is him -- nazism confederate flag was waved in kiev. these people who carry the confederate flag of slavery they are supposed to be our allies in the ukraine? hell no. [applause] the world has not forgotten what nazism i

people in other parts go to work. that's not a coincidence. it's one more part of our commitment to america. ♪ ♪ melissa: well, we didn't win it, but we're in it. team usacup game despite its loss to germany yesterday all thanks to the point system. if you didn't get the math of sports here, you are not alone. dennys made the same mistake, going to eat my wait in ice cream now because of sadness. jonathan and scott are back with me now. i mean, they're trying to tweet and stay on top of it, but apparently they didn't realize we were still in. what do you think, jonathan? >> well, soccer is still just an unknown entity for so many of us here in the states, melissa, so i take the same approach that i do with stocks, you have to kind of go where the action is. melissa: yeah. >> call me when we're in the finals. >> oh, come on -- melissa: go ahead, scott. >> jonathan, don't make my come over there again. this is big for the country though. everybody is getting fired up about this. the sad thing about dennys, melissa, they didn't give out free food because the usa lost. melissa: i didn't really watch yesterday. i tried to, but apparently all of wall street d

usa freedom act. do you believe that based on what you deem necessary to protect the people of the united states of america that this will enable you to do your job and that you will be able to have the tools to continue to do what you think is necessary to protect the people? >> yes, senator, i do. i believe that it helps to mitigate the gap that the section 215 legislation had been enacted to fill, which is the external terrorist with a u.s. nexus, detecting that and avoiding a repeat of the 9/11 sort of attack where we had folks out the united states who were talking to people inside the united states and we couldn't identify them. so the 215 program was designed to address that, and the hr 3361 we believe does as well and allows us to do that job in the way we need to to protect the american public. >> senator, and i concur, it does allow us in the fbi to continue the traditional use of our authorities as provided by the congress and i think it strikes the right balance. >> now, my last time in my 29 seconds left, there is a great deal of question about who should hold the data. now, why we think the t

usa freedom max. do you believe that based on what you deems necessary to protect the people of the united states of americathat this will enable you to do your job and that you will have the tools to continue to do what you think is necessary to protect the people? >> yes, senator i do. i believe that it helps to mitigate the gap that the section 215 legislation had been enacted to fill which is the external terrorists with the u.s. nexus, protecting that in avoiding a repeat of the 9/11 sort of attack where he had folks outside of united states who were talking to people inside the united states that we couldn't identify them. the program was designed to address that and the h.r. 3361 we believe does as well and it allows us to do that job and the way we need to to protect the american public. >> senator i concur it does allow us that the fbi to continued the traditional use of our authorities is provided by the congress and i think it starts -- strikes the right balance. >> in my 29 seconds left there is a great deal of pressure about who should hold the data. now why we think the telephone company will

people of arlington demolition, spoke. the garage is making way for a residential tower and office building. >>> "usa today" says vice president biden is adding a stop on this week's visit to latin americaey'll discuss the surge of children being sent to the united states illegally and on their own more than 47,000 kids have been caught in this country so far this year. that is a jump of more than 90%. >> "the seattle times" says starbucks is offering its employees an unusual perk. college tuition. the coffee giant will reimburse workers for the last two years of online study through arizona state university with no strings attached. freshmen and sophomore will be eligible for part shall scholarships? >> i think that's a great. also considering they're not saying you have to come work for us. >>> michael schumacher is out of his coma after more than six months. he's still being treated for life-threatening brain injuries from a ski accident. shchumacher was transferred. >> washington republicans are blasting the irs for losing some of the e-mails. computer crashed way back in 2011 and that many of those e-mails are just gone. >> i will not answer any questions or testify about the subje

usa-portugal on sunday. >> all of america should watch. don't be left out, america. watch what a billion plus other peopleo the world cup. >> you just had one of your lifelong dreams just happen right now. >> i don't think i can say it for security reasons. anyway joe liverpool, even though suarez broke our heart yesterday, last second against england, but we'll see. we'll see if bolatelli gets a kiss from the queen. >> if it's way too early it's "morning joe." >> now it's time for chuck todd and "the daily rundown." >> have a great weekend. >> have a great weekend. ♪ >>> a lack of leadership. president obama publicly questions prime minister maliki quieting many of his critics, as a few hundred of american soldiers are on their way back to iraq. >>> walker's woes, perry's pullback and schweitzer's screw-up. that's all in our friday focus of 2016. twists and turns this week. >>> plus house republicans nail down their new leadership team. is speaker scalise in the future? >>> and ending the embargo. young cubans are open to changing old ideas about cuba policy. and it's been shaping florida politics for de

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usa tie portugal on sunday. that's more than watched the last game of this year's nba finals. soccer is the most popular sport in the world, so why all of a sudden do people around the world think americais now watching the world cup? >> americans love entertainment. >> because america is becoming more multicultural. we are one nation. >> very simple. red, white, and blue. >> reporter: cobie jones says people are now discovering a game that never stopped. >> it doesn't slow down. there's always movement. something's always going on and happening during the game. >> reporter: now, if you've become a soccer fan, you may have realized that unlike american football where the games are played on sunday, these games are played almost every day of the week including tomorrow. so you may have to call in sick if you want to watch the game. and carson, there's actually going to be -- there actually already is a petition to the white house asking obama to create world cup day so people can take the day off. >> i'm sure that's happening. >> you do look a little pale. you just get in bed and watch the world cup. >> meantime peter's in for natalie who is a lucky lady. she's on her way to the world c