you can listen while standing today, as always with you, i am vadim galygin and attention. natalya medvedeva will try no less than me today to make sure that you spend the time allotted to us in this laboratory in a good mood and, of course, as always, we will tell jokes. by the way, right away and let's start walking the elephant is such a good paddle across the clearing. oh, stand times stopped. there is no one. distribution to stand. i tell you again looks no one. and suddenly he notices a small ant on a stump, an elephant looks at him and wants to say something, he takes off his pants. this is not a dirty joke. the elephant takes off his pants, the ant ran for a long time, then back and forth, back and forth. all break. these were not mine, mine with pockets. i specifically tuned in to the fact that i will tell all sorts of nonsense, you will laugh, and people will laugh at you. here she is on a walker today, friends. come on, it's like we're playing cities. i mean, it 's over. now i can either about an ant, or about an elephant you know a joke, there are uh jokes, and

i am vadim galygin and natalya medvedeva, we continue to tell jokes friends.o open a medical clinic, well, i was so tricky, otherwise i wrote i'm flying, any illness. 5.000 rub. if the type, well, how would not work past the doctor and now i think about this charlatan, and opa sits down on knowledge there. this designer mechanic says. what is your problem? he says i've lost my taste. i don't feel anything, i lost the taste. he's talking, he's serious, sister. give us, please, uh, bag number 22, well, the nurse's assistant brings in. go, he gives him no, he gives him that time, he drinks and ugh, it's gasoline. he says, well, congratulations. you again distinguish tastes, well, this doctor spat on you 5,000. i think okay, tomorrow i'll come, and there i'll the next day comes and says. he says hello what do you have he says i lost my memory. help he says, just a second sister. bring, please, a bag number 22. wait in it for gasoline , the memory of 25.000 has returned to you again. yes, this is the third day you think. well, now i'm definitely poisoned. he comes

i'm vadim galygin and roman yunusov, i noticed, in fact., for some reason, people themselves come up with less jokes now. here, well, it's really just a small number of them appear fresh. why many well no compared? ok then. tell me a modern fresh anecdote. come on, do you want? yes look at a man in a construction robe, but he flies into e. in the elite car showroom in moscow here. how much does this most expensive one cost you? a suv 25 thousand not rubles, so what? here it is, but you can take a loan for a year , the seller says. yes, of course, you can apply for about 20 there 4,000 not rubles per month. he says a little expensive, and you can take a loan for 2 years. well, of course, it is possible for 12 somewhere there for 11.500. eh, it will be a little expensive for me to pay rubles a month. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here is a man, maybe be make sense uh, get a cheaper car here. well, maybe of course, and it makes sense. well , i broke it, i drove in just like that. i just fell into such and such a stove. so you want to te

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listen well hello dear viewers , the jokes podcast is on the air today, as always with you, i am vadim galyginnd roman yunusov cheers. hooray! what are ours, as if this is some kind of match we have between you. tell me, please, was the anecdote a part of your life at all? or are you just here. well, somewhere my grandmother heard, she was very fond of telling jokes, grandmother. yes, usually they say here that my dad is a grandmother there. yes, she was very fond of telling me jokes, and i was surprised, and uh, it was also told right to me at night, so, and in the company, when relatives gathered at the table, they sat and had fun, pulled on for the night, he told well, in order not to scare da yunusov, she told me there, you know, they somehow fell into a hole. right now, well, i don’t remember, but i can only say one thing, that these were very funny anecdotes and always she. the guy told me, even if we traveled somewhere with her, i remember in nalchik, we went to travel with her. she is on in the group in our excursion group, when we walked there on some rocks, caves , we looked at somet

i am vadim galygin and au continue to tell jokes friends, so such a joke is a mechanical engineer.open a medical clinic, well, i was so cunning. i mean, i wrote i'm flying, any ailment. 5.000 rub. if, like, well, no matter how the doctor works and thinks about now i am this charlatan, there and on knowledge there opa sits down, this designer tells him the mechanism. what's the problem? he says i've lost my taste. i don't feel anything, i lost the taste. he says, sister says seriously. give us, please, uh, bag number 22, well, the nurse's assistant brings in. he gives him no, he gives him that time only drinks and pah. that's gasoline. he says, well, congratulations. you again distinguish tastes, well, this doctor spat on you 5,000. i think okay, i'll come tomorrow and there the dipstick comes the next day and says. he says hello what do you have he says i lost my memory. help he says, just a second sister. bring , please, bag number 22. wait, in it , gasoline, your memory has returned again from you 5,000. yes, it was on the third day. okay, i'll play right now. he comes and says,

i vadim galygin and roman yunusov actually noticed him.mselves come up with less jokes now. here. well, really just a small number of them appear fresh. why a lot well , no, well, compared, as i say. okay, tell me a fresh anecdote. let's want? yes, look at a man in a construction robe, and he flies into an elite car dealership in moscow , uh, how much does this most expensive suv cost you, 25? thousand not rubles. yes, so what? here it is, but you can take a loan for a year, the seller says. yes, of course, you can apply for about 20 there 4,000 not rubles per month. he says a little expensive, but you can take a loan for 2 years. here, well , of course, it is possible for 12 somewhere there for 11.5 thousand. eh, it will be a little expensive for me to pay rubles a month. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here is a man, maybe it makes sense, uh, take a cheaper car here, maybe of course, and it makes sense. well, i broke it, i drove in just like that. i fell into just such a stove. so you want to say that the new joke, that the new joke

you can listen while standing today i am always with you, vadim galygin, and it is natalia medvedev whono less than me today for medvedev, so that you spend the time allotted to us in this laboratory in a good mood and, of course, as always, we will tell jokes. by the way, right away and let's start walking elephant through the clearing such and such a good day. that's it, he is waving such a trunk merrily to stand once he stopped there is no one. distribution to stand. i'm telling you, he 's looking at no one again. and suddenly he notices on a stump a small ant looks at him and wants to say something, he takes off his pants. an anecdote is now an elephant taking off his pants, an ant ran for a long time, here and there, back and forth, forward to be pockets. no, on purpose. yes, i specifically tuned in to the fact that i would tell all sorts of nonsense and laugh, and people would laugh at you. that's how they are friends. come on, it's like we 're playing cities. i mean, it's over. now i have myself . it’s either about an ant or about an elephant. worm or crawling two tomatoes. let's

i'm vadim galygin and natalya, let's continue telling jokes, friends. yes, he is going.k . eh, a man with a cow and so, well, like voting slows down. then he stops and says what do you want a man. he says? yes, what does he say to you, listen, throw it up, but to the market, well, to the city. and then, well, in a passenger car, he talking about cows. he says we'll tie her up. that is, she will follow. he says seriously. well, let's tie a cow like that, then they all went about us. 40 are going. a man looks into the mirrors set up, in short, he drowned it 60 times more and they look at a cow running, damn it, amazingly eighty cows, it looks like it’s behind, and he says this man. your cow says, well, he has already thrown out his tongue. he says which way is he talking? to the left, he says, everything, press to the right now let's overtake. i don't understand, wait. tell why why do i have to explain a joke to everyone now, in fact, and here is such yes here is your story. well, i understand , by the way, this is interesting to us, so we didn’t gather today, in principle

you can listen while standing today, as always with you, i am vadim galygin and attention. it’s natalya will try no less than me today so that you spend the time allotted to us in this laboratory in a good mood and, of course, as always, we will tell jokes. by the way, right away and let's start walking elephant through the clearing is such a good day. that's it, he's such a trunk waving fun. stand, well, once stopped there is no one. distribution to stand. i 'm telling you, well, again no one is looking. and suddenly he notices a small ant on the stump looking at him. and what do you mean pants. this is not a dirty joke. the elephant takes off his pants, the ant ran for a long time, back and forth, forward and back, not all the lights out. these were not mine, mine with pockets. i specifically, i specifically tuned in to the fact that i would tell all sorts of nonsense anecdote. and you will laugh will laugh at you. this is what my friends are like today. come on, it's like we're playing cities. i mean, it's over. now i have myself. it’s either about an ant, or a joke was sent. you kno

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i do you remember vadim galygin and roman yunusov? there were these, uh, jackets, mobile phones, yes, yes, a gold chain. can you imagine how much 600 is now worth that time? oh well, everything came back and so, i remembered a joke about how a new russian gave. uh, a mobile phone for his six-year-old son, but the russian is all, in short, a son, which means, look at these mobile phones. if there are any problems with the title, well, everything is fine. well everything goes the day the new russian rides. he comes to work in his office with the threshold immediately by the secretary. here is mikhail ivanovich, that's just what's later. yes, yes, yes, yes. hello, yes, sonulya. estimate we have a dog in the middle of the room, he shat right on the carpet. well, what are you, well, you 're an adult guy, come on, take a scoop take a whisk, remove everything, well, everything, no problem, yes, and more on trifles. i don’t call like that, an hour passes again, the call mikhailovich what is dad, look, in short, it’s now that a neighbor has co

podcast jokes, and for you today they remembered funny stories and actually the jokes themselves vadim galygin bye bye bye see you again. hello schrödinger code podcast and i am its host grigory tarasevich, editor-in-chief of the popular science magazine schrodinger code and my co-host the real cat bari, our podcast from popular science about how easy it is to understand complex things and how to see complexity in very simple and mundane things. and today we have a wonderful guest maria kalinina doctor of chemistry professor of the russian academy of sciences, leading researcher at the frunkin institute of physical chemistry and electrochemistry, spoke out. hello absolutely right. and today we will talk on the one hand about very difficult chemistry and about 8 simple things, for example, rasul, we will try to connect them together. let's start with soup. well, have you ever, at least barely a court, but cooked. i, of course, yes, what kind of soups do you like to cook. well, i, probably, like everyone else, like most of the housewives in our country, first of all cook, borscht cabbage soup in