i'm vadim galygin and natalya medvedeva wow, we continue to talk jokes friends.anecdote is a mechanical engineer. i decided to open a medical clinic, well , i was so tricky, otherwise i wrote i'm flying, any illness. 5.000 rub. if like, well , no matter how the door door works for you 10. yes, there is no doctor past here and i’m thinking about this charlatan now, there and on knowledge there opa sits down, this designer mechanic tells him. what's the problem? he says i've lost my taste. i don't feel anything, i lost the taste. he says, sister says seriously. give us, please, uh, bag number 22, well brings assistant nurse. he gives it. no, he gives him that time, he drinks, and fu is gasoline. he says, well, congratulations. you again distinguish between tastes, well, with you 5,000 , the doctor spat on me here. i thought, okay, i'll come tomorrow, and there the dipstick comes the next day and says. he says hello what do you have he says i lost my memory. help he says, just a second sister. please bring a bag number 22. wait in it , the gasoline returned to you a

i'm vadim galygin and roman yunusov, i noticed, in fact.ple come up with less jokes now. here. well, really just a small number of them appear fresh. why a lot well, no, well, compared. well, okay. tell me a modern fresh anecdote. come on, do you want? yes, look at a man in a construction robe, and he flies into an elite hmm car dealership in moscow here, how much does this most expensive uh suv cost you, a 25 thousand not rubles, so what? here he is such, but you can take a loan for a year, the seller says. yes, of course, you can apply for about 20 there 4,000 not rubles per month. he says a little expensive, but you can take a loan for 2 years. here, well, of course, you can pay 12 somewhere there for 11.5 thousand e not rubles, the payment will be a little expensive per month. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here is a man, maybe it makes sense, uh, take a cheaper car here, maybe, of course, it makes sense with me. well, i broke it, i drove in just like that. i just flew into such a plate. so you want to say that the new joke, that

i am vadim galygin and viktor vasiliev, this is me for those who do not remember, by the way, about theact that i do not remember , this one met some woman on the street. she says like a familiar face. how are you, where are you from? i'll? where do i say this, well, maybe you can go to the cinema normally at night. i would like to start, you know what, uh, our conversation with you. is there a kind of st. petersburg humor? here you are from st. petersburg, i have never lived in st. petersburg, i have often been, but all these things, yes, which are there, well, let's say some linguistic variety of curbs and curbs, there and so on. and so on, shawarma, shawarma. by the way, by the way, i’ll tell you right away that in st. petersburg they always called shawarma. yes, well, somehow more often in russia they called shawarma, or rather, well, in general, i heard so. i heard only st. petersburg shawarma, but i was once in konakovo. it's between st. petersburg and moscow and there at the station in huge letters. well, just above human height with an arrow pointer at the bus station was writte

i am vadim galygin and the wonderful magnificent century. viktor vasiliev was also asked for them.friends, good mood. hello everyone. we continue our podcast 20 years later with the legendary band earring is now a hit, i am a brown bear. i am a brown bear. i love when it's cold to sleep. i am a brown bear. i am the owner of my taiga , if you wake me up, run. and i'm a brown bear, my hobby is hand-to-hand combat. i'm stupid medvedev and i invite you to be friends with me, i'm a brown bear. do not try to breed me and my forest is nothing to go for mushrooms with a gun. follow the lost one once, with a pure heart, he entered the lair. i went in for a meal. and perhaps we will wave and scold our own, and then someone with a lemon in a jar to sweat us. you don't have to pay for accommodation, don't offend me, buddy, i'm a brown bear. i was born in a decent country. i am a brown bear. i do not interfere with him, do not lose, i am a brown bear. i'm in touch, if it's a problem, i never see my friends at all. i am a brown bear. the skunk of zhenya did not bypass the ferret, i am a brown be

you can listen while standing today, as always with you, i am vadim galygin and attention.deva, it is natalia medvedeva who will try no less than me today to make sure that you spend the time allotted to us in this laboratory in a good mood and, of course, as always, we will tell jokes. by the way, right away and let's start walking elephant across the clearing such and such a good day today. he's waving his trunk, it's fun to stand. well, once stopped there is no one. distribution to stand. i 'm telling you, he's looking at no one again. and suddenly he notices a small ant on a stump , looks at him and wants to say something to his pants. this is not a dirty joke. the elephant takes off his pants , the ant ran for a long time, then back and forth, forward and back, not all the lights out. these were not mine, mine with pockets. i specifically, i specifically tuned in to the fact that i will tell all sorts of nonsense jokes. and you will laugh will laugh at you. here are some friends. come on, it's like we 're playing in the cities. i mean, it's over. i now have myself it i

i'm vadim galygin and roman yunusov, i just noticed in fact.no, well, let’s compare. yes, look at a man in a construction robe, but he flies in, in, into an elite car dealership in moscow here. how much does this most expensive one cost you? uh, suv, 25? thousands, not rubles, so what? here he is, but you can take out a loan for a year, the seller says. yes , of course, you can give me about 20, or 4,000 a month, not rubles. he says it’s a little expensive, but you can take out a loan for 2 years. well, of course, you can have 12, somewhere around 11,500. eh, not rubles, the monthly payment will be quite expensive. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here is a man, maybe it makes sense, uh, take a cheaper typewriter here, maybe, of course, it makes sense with me, but he broke it. this is exactly what i moved in. i just flew into such a plate. so you want to say that the new joke, that the new me is the old joke. how bearded you are, how really old he is. okay come on. now rock scissors, paper let's play to see who loses. e. well, if i lose i b

i vadim galygin and roman yunusov remember?sian crimson, mobile jackets. yes yes all things, the golden chain has stuck. how much is 600 now worth that time? by the way, yes. well, everything came back and so, i remembered a joke about how a new russian gave. uh, the mobile phone for his six-year-old new russian son is all, in short, a son, so look at these mobile phones. if there are any problems with the title, well, everything is fine. well everything goes the day the new russian rides. he comes to work in his office from the threshold immediately as a secretary. your son called, nikolai ivanovich, just now, yes. well, yes. hello, yes, sonulya estimate with us the dog in the middle of the room, shat right on the carpet. well, what are you, well, an adult guy, come on, take a scoop. take a whisk, clean everything, uh. all without problems, yes, and more for nothing. i don’t call like that, an hour passes again, this mikhailovich calls. your son is calling. yes, what is it? dad, look, in short. uh, now a neighbor came to my mo

i am vadim galygin and victor vasiliev, i don’t understand exactly why , for example, some heroes becomeen the same cartoon characters, why are there few jokes about leopold? yes, and about mice of the same cheburashka with gena well, it's just, maybe it's such a hidden, pr. maybe the people who drew, that is, the animators. they themselves came up with the pawns, let’s release a cartoon right now and immediately on top of 20 more jokes, so that it goes to the people, you know about the history of life. i don't know if this story was true or not. she was told how real history, and earlier in the soviet union, in order to go to a sanatorium there, the whole family took tests. well, it was necessary to have a certificate from a doctor that he was healthy. as if to go from a sanatorium, everything is there, as is now a certificate. and in general, the whole mom dad's family went through all the doctors there. well, my daughter is 13 years old. means too has passed or has taken place all doctors and the gynecologist has remained. well, he enters the gynecologist’s office , says, settle down,

i'm vadim galygin and a wonderful magnificent age. forgive and viktor vasiliev yes, thank you. to everyone. this is an easy money podcast, and our topic today is digital assets digital currencies digital ruble, in particular cryptocurrencies bitcoin. let's talk about crypto money that is issued by someone behind this very wall, that is, there is no single issuer. no, a single a-a of the central bank that you issue, that is, roughly speaking , uh, some community or not a community or some person, yes, we agreed that we are issuing a certain currency, which we are trying to give the function of money, but to save up and pay off. what else to do? well, to pay for goods, yes, well, to jump, but the functions of money , we consider them to be this money. how do central banks relate to what suddenly appears on the territory of this state. yes, for the same states of russia, europe, a certain means of payment, which are not controlled by the central bank in any way. it's a negative, of course, but they considered them . it gives them status. payment that you can not pay off here are t

hello dear viewers on the air of the jokes podcast today, as always, i am with you vadim galygin andyunusov cheers. hurray, as if this is some kind of match between us. tell me, please, was the anecdote a part of your life at all? or are you just here. well, my grandmother heard somewhere, she was very fond of telling jokes, grandmother. yes, usually here they say that my dad has a grandmother there. yes, she was very fond of telling me jokes, and i was surprised, and , uh, told me at night, but in the company, when the relatives were gathering. we sat at the table having fun, she told there , you know, well, i don’t remember, but i can say that these were very funny jokes and always necessary. panya even told. if we traveled somewhere with her, i remember we went to nalchik to travel, and she was in the group in our excursion group, when we walked there along some rocks, caves looked at something somewhere, she went to group. uh, just uh, she told jokes to everyone, yes, and everyone laughed and had fun about such a guide. it's clear just overshadowed the guide, she took her hands a

i am vadim galygin and roman yunusov burgonistrenko. mr., all the best, see you again. bye. hello this is a podcast of a cook on wheels and today i'm vladislav piskunov and my colleague viktor beley moba chef of russian cuisine restaurants, let's talk about russian russian cuisine, of course, on the topic of unpacking and, probably, talk about our trip in the program of a cook on wheels . you with whom we traveled, we traveled with max kolpashnik, and we had nizhny novgorod and created it. yes. eh, the most russian cities. rostov the great and kostroma, that is, we just drove through central russia and deep, in fact, i think that this is a super-project that really needs to be continued as in this project, of course, we, in addition to sights, but we show the products of the show on some traditions, he talked about , uh, how can this be cooked? with what it is possible to eat we communicate with people. here i am for a lot of myself. during this week i learned, although it would seem. i've been to kostroma 100 times and i don't know, i've b