i think lesbians like a super wide vagina on their partner. the more she can shove in, the more sexual. you shouldn't sircumicize. do you have any articles about the benefits of circumcision marks a jewish boy. i know she's not a lesbian. then you don't understand. week 31, i'm not going to sircumicize. i heard on the radio that thomas jefferson owned slaves. he bowed to cultural pressure. some things are just wrong. week 32, i make the mistake of telling my mom i'm struggling with circumcision. i don't think so. i think of the stuff that can get caught in the vagina. that's not nice. andrea. if this child is jewish. he needs to be sircumicized. you don't want your boy to feel strange. that's true. i think my anxiety is fear of having a boy. i am terrified of boys. they are wild and smelly. i said, there is no way to know that. well i know for a fact you don't need it. like i wanted to talk to my dad about his penis. week 34, i don't have the double wide vagina i was hoping for. with just six weeks to go. instructions for peroneal massage. loc

♪ growl ♪ vagina, vagina ♪ i want to have sex with your vagina ♪ ♪ vagina, vagina ♪ what time is it? you, new york! [ cheers and applause ] thanks for coming out. ow! [ cheers and applause ] -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >> june 1, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, we got a good one for you tonight, the great bill moyers will be joining us, one of the few legends of public broadcasting not made of foam rubber. perhaps you saw me on moyers' show. last night we took a measured look. god, there's really no way to cover this weiner story. all right. fine. i guess [bleeped] was taken. anyway, the upshot is obviously very strange story. congressman possibly tweeted a picture of his john or had his twitter account hacked and a picture of his junk sent or a picture ofcline is theree1 was . oddly enough, it's also the name name of what was use

you know those last picassos where all-- he just painted vaginas, vaginas, vaginas?y're great art. oh, it's wonderful, right? ladies spread-eagle painted in all sorts of different-- this was an older man who-- that was his preoccupation he painted all the time. but i was like, "no way, i'm not giving that up right now." i used--there was once a time i would have done it. now, a lot of that i think is just, like, middle age, and the stakes are higher and not quite being as generous. now, i like to think that i'm brave, but i also-- i want to be smart. hey, why am i telling you that? well, we have the habit of prying loose confessions. i think you set up an interesting paradox about the media, and i wanted to return to that for a second. there was a story in 1998 in thefree press, and the staff writer, quote, said, "jones' dancers are long on formal structure, but they always have a hint of anarchy"-- which you have described-- "lurking in them. "he may talk of being artistically meticulous, but his work can be downright dangerous." so i wanted to say, how do you feel

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you unionize, ikea can ship down to south carolina, and those people work for pork rinds and horse vaginas. >> horse have a eye -- vaginas. >> bottom line, we need to learn a very important lesson from our swedish overlords. >> these are business people. they do whatever they can to make a buck. >> okay. >> oh, god damn this furniture is so cheap. >> ja you didn't get a miller lite? no. what's the difference? miller lite has more taste. i don't care. i just got one of these. well that's the second unmanly thing you've done today. what was the first? ahhhhh! get me off this thing right now! get me off this thing! get me off this thing! yeah, i guess that was unmanly... [ male announcer ] man up. choose a light beer with more taste. grab a miller lite vortex bottle. taste greatness. hey, look. i made t-shirts! awesome. >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight, academy award-winning actor, his new film which he directed, wrote and starred in is called larry larry -- "larry crowne." >> my name is miss tainot, t-a-i-n-o-t, not tie-not. each of you will address the class for the first time and tel

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guede's dna found inside the victim's body in her vagina.n her clothing, on her purse, his feces even found on used toilet paper left near an unflushed toilet down the hall. and then something else. guede didn't even know raffaele and had only met amanda a few times with neighbors. >> knowing all of that and when he got extradited back to italy, we thought thank god this is over. >> narrator: it wasn't. prosecutor mignini simply swapped suspects. amanda knox, raffaele sollecito and now rude guede had come to meredith kercher hoping to include her in an orgy. when kercher refused, they pulled out knives and killed her. guilianio would stick to his instincts despite the forensic evidence. >> reporter: you were fixated, according to the defense, on amanda knox and rafaelle sollecito and kept imagining new century owes that made these two people guilty. >> translator: no, absolutely not. i did what i did because i was convinced given the evidence that had been gathered that they were responsible. i am absolutely convinced. >> reporter: rudy gued