i think lesbians like a super wide vagina on their partner. the more she can shove in, the more sexual. you shouldn't sircumicize. do you have any articles about the benefits of circumcision marks a jewish boy. i know she's not a lesbian. then you don't understand. week 31, i'm not going to sircumicize. i heard on the radio that thomas jefferson owned slaves. he bowed to cultural pressure. some things are just wrong. week 32, i make the mistake of telling my mom i'm struggling with circumcision. i don't think so. i think of the stuff that can get caught in the vagina. that's not nice. andrea. if this child is jewish. he needs to be sircumicized. you don't want your boy to feel strange. that's true. i think my anxiety is fear of having a boy. i am terrified of boys. they are wild and smelly. i said, there is no way to know that. well i know for a fact you don't need it. like i wanted to talk to my dad about his penis. week 34, i don't have the double wide vagina i was hoping for. with just six weeks to go. instructions for peroneal massage. loc

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we have it, funny or die, we have vaginas oh for you. >> in my vagina. >> in my vagina. >> way, way deep special edition of viewpoint with elliot spitzer, live from washington next. >> back with the fay news u-block, and we'll talk a little bit of humor, or sort of, i think, because we're going to see something from saturday night live.that i didn't think was so funny. let's take a look at something that "saturday night live" did mocking people. >> name one person who wouldn't have launched that. >> i can name one person who wouldn't have launched that raid. barack obama. >> no, no. >> not this thyme. time. he already did it. >> funnier still was a sketch that did not make it on "saturday night live" this was one that was mocking all of the attention of the anniversary of the capture of obama got, or the assassination of osama bin laden bin laden. now tonight, i want to talk to you about the economy, but first a little more about the killing of osama bin laden. why is it that mitt romney refuses to join the rest of his fellow americans in the commemorating the first year anniversary? tha

. >> i would also like to invite everyone to the local production of "the vagina monologues." the cast includes supervisor malia cohen and others. it is women of color united against violence. i have been a volunteer in this production for about eight years. vice chair joseph: will everyone be there? >> it is this friday at 7:30. president newlin: anybody else? >> i just wanted to say that last night the harvey milk club had their soiree, which was fantastic. as a result, today, on harvey milk fifth birthday -- happy birthday. today was named jose saria day at the board chambers. and the harvey milk club -- this is the first time he has been recognized with a proclamation in our city. we are really excited about that. he has a street, but the other is a day to go with that street. maybe we would get a parade going. also, i just wanted to say that the alice b. toklas club and the hard enough club will be joining us for a clear night life program at the women's center. -- queer nightlife program at the women's center. we are very excited about it. >> on thursday -- i think you h

o my vagina. >> way, way deep, up there in my vagina. >> that's funny, and here is something serious, eliot spitzer in washington, d.c. have viewpoint. ♪ >> good evening, illinois. eliot spitzer. disclosing our private information to the nsa the natural security agency ignoring fundamental institutional principles. some are saying that privacy has disappeared. i'll be joined by three former n nsa agency talking about privacy. and opening the door to share your private data with other interpret providers as well as government agencies. a bill the president has threatened to veto. while everyone appears focused on spying on internet activity there is actual spying going on by authorities of your cell phone. the ubiquity with which there are few safeguards to protect privacy and often without a warrant. ed markie co-share to send a letter to nine major wireless carriers to ask information on their cell phone tracking policies. the practice of cell phone tracking raises a number of legal constitutional and privacy questions. i am deeply concerned about possible privacy ininstitutions, par

democratic national convention to north carolina which last night bravely defended traditional penis-in-vagina marriage. (laughter) >> voters in north carolina overwhelmingly approved a constitutional amendment which defines marriage as solely between a man and a woman. >> stephen: ha! suck it, gays! (laughter) by which i mean do not. (cheers and applause) and once the antigay marriage forces have successfully stuck it to gay couples, they celebrated in style. >> supporters of the measure had a wedding cake at their party with a bride and groom on top. >top. >> stephen: you know, i just... you just dream of that special day when you can find your soul mate and together you can celebrate your love of denying people their rights. i'm sorry. (applause) i always cry at the prevention of weddings. (laughter) folks, what i love most about this bill is that by preventing gay people have from having the legal right to marry it not only protects traditional straight marriage but also helps preserve traditional straight stereotypes of gayness! because i believe gay people should be having hot sweaty dep

kind of like looking down and seeping a vagina. >> reporter: i'm david wright for "nightline" in west hollywood. >> oh. david wright. thanks very much for that reporting there. >>> coming up, it doesn't get more extreme than this. going deep and swimming with sharks. what about over here? sure. no problem. ♪ roar! alright, what do lions eat? ♪ >>> finally, for many this holiday weekend it marks the kickoff of the summer beach season. but for a hardy few, that seaside experience means an extreme sport. one that involves holding your breath for several minutes and plunging deep into the ocean and braving one other thing -- sharks. welcome to the incredible world of deep diving. here's jeffrey kofman. >> reporter: talk about pushing the limit. free divers william and fred can hold their breath for four or five minutes. and they do it while swimming with sharks. why do you do this? >> it's an opportunity to find occupant where my limits are. explore the potential. >> reporter: to get a sense of this extreme, extreme sport, we travel to greece. >> two minutes dive time. >> reporter: site o

. >>> they went to the city office for the story from the vagina and never heard before. when the economy for enough for rain checks. to the general policy was an encouraging sign checks the record did the year of the rain and not 20 years later. >>> was such a stretch that that is why the box office manager but said it because it is this long they deserve a chance to come to the game today. therein is a section and were wet but there were in the park and they did have a great view. >>> and certainly better view that what about that day back in 1992 that was candlestick park remember? >>> you a saint go well clark and you'd think it was oak park but he would be sure because nobody could see from up here. >>> i remember them half the fans had their shirts off on one side and the other half had park as on and then the rain came. it took 20 years they got a much better deal even if it was a little late. >>> mike sugarman cbs five. >>> the giants are losing more than baseball games. the latest on how los them all and how much time giants will lose their slugger. human the bro

was really supposed to be a girl go at they found out was that i didn't have a uterus and that my vagina was only about you know that big it wasn't normal everything looked normal from the outside but on the inside nothing was right and they said you're not going to have a normal sex life you're not going to have children. that was really hard you know in your early teens in your late teens early twenty's at college most of your peers are having sex so to not even be able to and to try to go on a date with someone and of course you date them long enough they're going to expect something to happen and nothing happens or you actually have to look at them and say i can't explain it i mean that's that's really hard. to have two such remotely small things happen to one person seems like statistically speaking there has to be a cause and maybe it's a similar cause how you know why would two such unique things happen without having some. pot you know at least possibly same cause you know i don't know if i'm phrasing that right but how can that be how do i feel about not being able to have child

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>> well, first of all, i would like my vagina to be taken off the table. >> is it on the table? >> it's been on the table and it will be on your table if you -- >> wow! now we're talking. >> i think that i have a hard time with reproduction rights being in the political arena, but that's me. obviously the economy, jobs, all extremely important and i don't think it's a male-female thing to want our country and our economy to be full and ripe. so as far as being a woman, which i've been for almost close to ten years now, i do think that when it gets into the planned parenthood, all that kind of debate, i really have a hard time with men debating what's okay and what's not. >> you can see mitt romney desperately trying to make it all about the economy because that's his strong point as he sees it. >> let's take a break and talk about your husband and george stephanopoulos and gay marriage. but first let's look at something that you said about michelle obama. >> is michelle obama the secret weapon behind president barack obama? according to q research michelle obama's -- is what, jo

he found it deep deep in the vagina. >> deep undercover. several experts are highly sketchty call.not hot! >> wow! all right. now that is a bad day when you have head trauma and then have your vagina dissected -- >> for seven hours. >> wow! [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> woman sues dentist, says she swallowed tool. [ laughter ] >> you shouldn't have taken the novacane. >> no, he dropped a screwdriver down her throat. >> she is suing the dentist accusing him of dropping a small screwdriver down her throat. he instructed her to eat a diet high in fiber. [ flatulence sound effect ] >> oh, i'm sorry. >> what was he doing with a screwdriver. >> that will teach you to swallow. [ buzzer sounds ] >> what? what did i say? >> okay. wowy. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> dentist reacts to bad break upby pulling out ex's boyfriend's teeth. a 34-year-old dentist in poland under investigation formal practice after she allegedly pulled out all her ex-boy's teeth. he arrived just a few days after the split. >> probably other dentists. >> she said i tried to be professional, but when i saw him lyin

. >> jimmy: that your dad brought his son in wittensinessing -- >> it was the first time i saw a vagina this alien coming through. >> jimmy: that's a bad first impression. >> it was. it was. >> jimmy: must have taken you years -- >> i still haven't seen one. >> jimmy: you -- we have a clip from the movie. i think you need to set it up a little. do you know what -- >> thank god the producer just told me what it was. i play opposite cameron diaz in this movie -- oh, yeah. and, we just -- i kind of knock her up on this kind of celebrity -- it's like a "dancing with the stars," it's called "celebrity dance factor season 15" and i'm the resident dancer and she's this celebrity fitness guru and we kind of meet on the show and fall in love and then have a baby. >> jimmy: oh, well, here we go. "what to expect when you're expecting." take a look. >> i'm not circumcising my baby. well done. front page. >> i was going to tell you. >> why is this such a big deal? >> i don't think it's right. >> and i'm his father. parenthood is about compromise. >> welcolwell, compromise. >> i have. >> i'm theal fa

the catholic league is furious because jon stewart was encouraging people to use vagina mangers t.delta airlines has pulled out. it is interesting and then jon stewart said i'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance. i don't blame the catholic league for being angry. he can do what he wants. i don't support boycotts. it is interesting the very tactics the left has been using to silence conservatives is now being used against them and maybe now they will learn a lesson stop trying to silence voices they disagree with now that it is going to happen to your own. >> i don't think they will learn a le son. they will still try to silence you and rush limbaugh and mark levin. i'm not a fan of boycotts either. people say stupid things. the way to make them pay if you want to, don't tune in. don't listen to their radio show. that is the way you retaliate. let the free market tell these people guess what your humor is not funny. >> sean: and all the attacks bill maher made but the president still takes his money. >> a lot about le driving back and forth. because they are runnin

very sensitive as well, not created in the female body, those same nerves moved to the front of the vagina, if you put your finger in, being graphic and go like this, that entire area about an inch or two above where you enter is generally sensitive. it takes time, anything else in life to excite each other. for women i have to say something please, don't trust a guy to do this, we never learned how to do it. if you haven't been able to teach yourself to pleasure yourself, and you have to at least start there in order to figure out how to get an orgasm you have to take the guy by the hand and teach them. guys don't be bashful, this is an open and sensitive conversation. >> one of the things about being older and having sex it's easier to talk. younger you feel insecure by saying what feels good. so many bits i had. so fortunate doing this on cnn and not another venue, because the rails would have come off about nine times. >> and this relates to sex because the most common complaint that i often hear, women say my guy is not interested in me. i say, why not? he doesn't get an erection anym

sensitive very well, not created in the female body, those same nerves move said to the front of the vaginau put your finger in, being pretty graphic and sort of going like that that entire area, an inch or two above you -- enter is generally sensitive. about a third of women have never had an orgasm. people haven't spent the time and it takes time like anything in life to learn how to excite each other. for women i have to say something, please, do not trust a guy to do this. they don't know how to do this. we never learned how to do this. we can't even study our own bodies. if you haven't been able to teach yourself to pleasure yourself, you have to start there. in order to figure out how you can have an orgasm. then you have to take the guy by the hand and teach him how to do it. guy, don't be bashful about this. >> one of things about getting older and having sex, it eases you to have sex. you almost feel insecure, what feels good. there were so many bits i had, so fortunate doing this on cnn and not another venue, because the rails would have come off about nine times. >> and this rela