i'm a mature adult, vagina, vavina, vagina. >> this is excellent.ple blush is there not me. >> i'm proud of you. >> stephen: how's the vagina? >> well... ( cheers and applause ) it's a fair question. >> stephen: it is a fair question. >> it's a fire question. >> stephen: it's the first question, really. >> it's an ideal question. it turns out it's not doing as well as it should in our culture. >> stephen: really? >> yes, indeed, and this won't surprise a lot of people. 40 years into the sexual revolution-- quote, unquote-- there's porn everywhere, there's sexual information everywhere, but 30% of women self-report as a problem for them that they have low sexual desire and another 30%, some of the same women, some different, that it's a problem that they don't reach orgasm when they want to. >> stephen: what's the down side of not giving your vagina the attention it deserves? >> i will tell you. i am here to tell you that. >> stephen: is there a down side? for me-- the one thing i have to say that the vagina has is mystery. >> it does have mystery. >

i think lesbians like a super wide vagina on their partner. the more she can shove in, the more sexual. you shouldn't sircumicize. do you have any articles about the benefits of circumcision marks a jewish boy. i know she's not a lesbian. then you don't understand. week 31, i'm not going to sircumicize. i heard on the radio that thomas jefferson owned slaves. he bowed to cultural pressure. some things are just wrong. week 32, i make the mistake of telling my mom i'm struggling with circumcision. i don't think so. i think of the stuff that can get caught in the vagina. that's not nice. andrea. if this child is jewish. he needs to be sircumicized. you don't want your boy to feel strange. that's true. i think my anxiety is fear of having a boy. i am terrified of boys. they are wild and smelly. i said, there is no way to know that. well i know for a fact you don't need it. like i wanted to talk to my dad about his penis. week 34, i don't have the double wide vagina i was hoping for. with just six weeks to go. instructions for peroneal massage. loc

todd akin on the vaginas magical powers. yes, kit repel rape sperm. it can turn ordinary rocks into beautiful gems in minutes and this is true, this is new, the new upgraded operating system vagina, two vaginas that pass each other can swap playlists. [ laughter ] didn't know that. now, people are going i've got to upgrade. since the comments akin has gone from an 11 point lead to six points behind the incumbent but some folks like reverend stoney shaw are sticking with him. >> some of my family was, you know, my children, dad, you're not going to support him, are you? everybody is turning against him. i said, well there was another guy everybody turned against. >> jon: jerry sandusky? no. [ laughter ] bill buckner? [ laughter ] american idol as sanjaya. >> there was another guy everybody turned against jesus christ but he prevailed. ♪ >> jon: sorry i'm getting a call hold on. [ laughter ] yeah, hey, hey, jesus, yeah i heard it. i think it's ridiculous, too, that you jesus are compared to todd akin. don't be insecure you are the king of kick, my frien

you are--don't interrupt me--you are a vagina. it multiple times a day and you want somebody else to pay for the contraceptions so you can use your vagina every day. then when the contraception fails, you want an abortion, and you want somebody else to pay for that. i'm your guy. vote obama. that's their appeal to women. their appeal is that republicans don't like your vagina. they don't want you using your vagina except when they want to. and if you do get pregnant, by god, you're going to have this baby, then you're going to be put in jail. >> right right right. >> cenk: yeah, but that is your stance. in fact, you say that is your stance. you say that and if they get pregnant and try to have an abortion you will put them in jail. this is what they're so afraid of. that you're going to find out their actual policies and what they're actually going to do. he has got a female caller on the line saying, beth, shut up. let me tell but your vagina. beth finally gets to speak. it's funny and sad at the same time. >> i wish could i use

and they said "that was the vagina song." (cheers and applause) and i thought "how did they know that that was my song? they must have googled me. (laughter). >> jon: what is the vagina song and is it anything like that "call me maybe"? (laughter) >> there's a whole lot of copyright issues there. >> jon: now are they able to-- as they take it off-- do they find-- they find strength in each other? they've overcome these terrible circumstances and they're building this. will they be able to protect this security that they have now? how are they able to-- >> it's very dangerous. they get attacked all the time. it's very scary. but they're doing a great job. they have a business, they make jewelry so that they can sell it and sustain themselves. but it's scary. i mean, i think the men are very jealous they're running such a great village. >> jon: and they've done so well for themselves. i wish you the best. when is that on? >> that's on october 1 and 2 on pbs at 9:00 p.m. >> jon: i would urge everyone to watch it and also see "bu

she said i'm not sure if they're afraid of my vagina or my brain.id of myb%m9ina or my brain. >>> a security camera at a gas station in philadelphia captures this station wagon pulling into the gas station. the driver of that station wagon gets out and goes up to the cashier. the guy stands in line behind this 61-year-old man who's also paying. he's in line ahead of him. but you see the guy in the hat who got out of the station wagon. he looks around and maybe eyeing up the minivan. maybe i'll take this car for a ride instead. that's that man's car. he realizes the guy just jumped in and takes off, crashes into something. >> ouch, ouch. >> the 61-year-old man is struggling with him through the window. >> >> wow, he's not giving up. >> he's not giving up, but unfortunately he loses this fight. eventually the guy who jumped in his car takesf yoff, drags that man a little bit and takes off with the car. philadelphia police are looking for this man. he's reported to be about 5'9", 30 to 40 years old wearing a goatee, gray sweater and a baseball cap. >>

of lying vaginas, i wanted to talk about mitt romney. >> stephanie: oh wow.think your vagina has ever been asleep. >> stephanie: i know. it's plucky. it ease as high strung as the rest of me. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: kevin in d.c. you are on the "stephanie miller show" with kathleen. hi, kev. >> caller: and after you say that you come to me, baby. >> stephanie:um, yes, i do. >> caller: regarding the debate was last night good for you too? >> stephanie: oh, it was good for me. i started smoking. >> there is no way to slip, slide, or slither out of it obama crushed romney. if you took an image of romney's backside right now, you could see a big image of obama's foot. >> stephanie: i venture to say he broke a foot off. >> caller: yes, indeed. the only thing romney showed last night is either he agreed with the president, or he got totally eviscerated. >> stephanie: yeah. >> i believe the term is bitch slapped. >> stephanie: yeah consider it broughten. seventeen minutes after any hour. you know kids i keep everything safe in my computer with carbonite. and so d

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. >> what vagina substitutes we will be throwing footballs through next and my guest is country music legend kenny rogers, i will ask him if those islands in the stream make good tax shelters. and pornographers were caught filming in the cornell university library. clearly, they could not get into the hear extraordinary library. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> colbert: welcome. that is incredible. ladies and gentlemen, thank you. good to have you with us. boy, i can feel the electricity. i can feel the electricity. ladies and gentlemen, in here, out there, across america, you know why people are excited because it is a huge night. the first presidential debate just happened in denver. now, i haven't seen it yet so don't tell me what happens. if anything happens. jim. >> the buying question is do these debates really matter? >> i actually think that is the american people see the first two candidates and really start to make their mind up. >> if the debates happen really late in

was really supposed to be a girl go if they found out was that i didn't have a uterus and that my vagina was only about you know that big it wasn't normal everything looked normal from the outside but on the inside nothing was right and they said you're not going to have a normal sex life you're not going to have children and that was really hard you know in your early teens in your late teens early twenty's at college most of your peers are having sex so to not even be able to and to try to go on a date with someone and of course you date them long enough they're going to expect something to happen and nothing happens or you actually have to look at them and say i can't explain it i mean that's that's really hard. to have two such remotely small things happen to one person seems like statistically speaking there has to be a cause and maybe it's a similar cause how you know why would two such unique things happen without having some. pop you know at least possibly same cause you know i don't know if i'm phrasing that right but how can that be how i feel about not being able to have child

she didn't have a anus she didn't have a vagina. her hips were out like this and her it proved rib cage was too. and she was deformed in the genital area you couldn't tell if she was male female or why they couldn't tell that she was female until they got her to children's hospital and they found ovaries and they said well it's girl then i had family members that had been to the hospital to see her that were telling me and i hadn't been released from the hospital yet while you know the baby doesn't have the baby doesn't have that it was born with and pretty soon i'm not thinking that i had a baby a beautiful little baby anymore in my mind i had something and i didn't know what it was so when i first saw went to the hospital i first saw the baby shoot they had an incubator and she was in the neonatal unit and i looked in and i thought oh my god you know she is a beautiful little baby she had a little down on have real thick pretty hair had they had a little pink bow or hair and i thought well i did have a beautiful little baby there'

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do you want them managing your vagina? do you want them rolling back women's rights 50 years? know. there is so many questions we have to ask today. >> i have two things to say. take your medication. [ laughter ] >> you have a problem my friend. an drea who is fox news contributor who said it best. women are not stupid. they still think women are stupid they will focus on this troub troubled up women issue. i have talked to men women on our job solutions tour. women that own businesses, they want to be able to grow that business. they want to eliminate uncertainty. >> sean: do any of these tactics worked for gloria allred, trying to go to documents. do these work? >> no, they are not going to work. good news being on this tour, most people get it. if they get the right information. what they are trying to do is what i call politics of distraction. they are desperate and so you are going to have people like ed go off ranting. not a lot of people are watching those shows anyway. >> sean: we have to rip out dick cheney's heart. >> this is pure desperation on the part of liberals.

no, wait for it, what if you had a vagina?were a gay latina this election would be in the bag for you. unfortunately for you, mitt, you were cursed with the hard knock life of growing up as the son of a wealthy governor and auto executive. and when your father paid your way through private school and bought your first house, i can't imagine how difficult that must have been for you. but the truth is the reason why latinos aren't voting for you is because your policies suck. being latino wouldn't win you the election. but saying jokingly that you wish you were might actually lose it for you. >> that video is part of a series called actually, which is an effort to use comedians to fact check mitt romney. the series is done by the american bridge pac which is a democratic-leaning pac and the jewish council for education and research. joining us is rosie perez. thank you for being here. >> it's my pleasure. i love your show. >> thank you. the punch line of this, which you deliver to the camera is latinos are not voting for you bec

vagi vagina. it's amazing to me. >> once again, d.l. hughley gets >>> good evening, americans and welcome to "the ed show." 14 days until the election. the debates are over and mitt romney looked like anything but a commander in chief last night. he came down with a real bad case of romnesia. although he does a good job of follow the leader. this is "the ed show." >> we had fewer ships than in 1916. we also have fewer horses and bayonets. >> if you say that you love american cars during a debate, but you wrote an article titled "let detroit go bankrupt," you might have romnesia. e.j. dionne and karen finney on the debates. nina turner on the latest republican effort to block the vote. and the great actor bradley winn ford is getting out the vote for the president in ohio and his native wisconsin. tonight bradley joins me live on "the ed show." >>> good to have you with us. we have reached the end game of the presidential election. no more debates, just two campaigns pounding the pavement trying to win every last vote. there are only a f