but single women vote with their vaginas, jon! and they only care about one issue-- the sucking and the (bleep)ing. (laughter) >> jon: isn't that two issues? (laughter) >> not if you're doing it right. (laughter). (cheers and applause) all right, all right. sorry. >> come on, jon, i mean, we all remember the single me. (laughter) no, i'm not saying i want to enslave men, i just want to hurt them a little, you know? >> is that cocaine? >> birth control. if you crush it up it hits you so fast. all us lesbians are doing it. >> jon: wow, i actually don't remember that. that was -- (laughter). by the way, if you were a lesbian, why did you have birth control pills? >> why not. under obama they're free. (laughter) anyways, i'm not single anymore and i finally get it. i will fight for the future of my children! >> jon: right, but you don't have children. >> no, but i have my eye on a few down the street. they are so cute! and very u.n. supervised. >> jon: one word of avice if you do have the kid. go-gurt. >> yummy! >> jon: yeah, it's rea

how about just vagina? great marketing, definitely. vagina.t's pleasantly transdepressive as well. i would like that too. yes, please. >> i'm just curious, has this been an easy project to be so easy and free in talking about these summits or did you have -- subjects or did you have a personal hurdle to do it? >> thank you, that's another great question. i don't know if you followed this, but there was like a giant global explosion of slut-shaming when my book came out. and i knew that would happen, because there's a reason people don't write about these things and say them, being attacked, debased, for even saying anything about their sexuality. but i did have a personal experience which i will mention. well, first, i was very lucky because i grew up in ground zero of sexual freedomland, the haight ash bury in the '70s. and my mom wrote one of the first books about the lesbian community, so there was all this around me when i was growing up. but i did have an experience that made me know i had to do this whether it was comfortable all the tim

. >> vagina grave wednesday, vagina grave wednesday, yeah! >> with celebrity props rex lee. >> one question for you. >> ok. >> the guy in serbia, his wife passed away. on her headstone, he puts a carving of her vagina. >> yes, this odd etching is quickly becoming the most famous serbian made cavity since ferdinand gunshot wound. >> she wanted this on her head set. >> what is the motivation? >> she wanted it on her headstone and she was passing away. and she says, this way you will always remember me and not chase any other ass. >> and that's a quote. and horribly misquoted by this guy. but you get the gist. >> is that incredibly romantic or incredibly creepy and inappropriate? >> it's somewhere in the middle. >> so creepily romantic, but can it get creepier? >> all it does is make him remember, he'll get a hankering. >> that's what i thought. i thought every time he goes to the thing, he's going to remember [beep]. at the cemetery. >> people grieve in different ways. >> dig a big old hole and pour water in it for him. >> and plant flowers. >>

first we have feminists talking about vaginas. remember when gays were wicked and sort of -- it was a little forbidden and they are funny. now it is like, who cares? the only thing that will be interesting is like iphones, especially if they have vaginas. >> they do. 24r* is an app for that. there is an app for that. >> as weird as these super weird owes are, san francisco is supposed to be about personal freedom. shouldn't they be putting their nude money where their nude mouth is? >> yes, tax them. i don't think they would be before the fetish parade. i find that whole crowd completely appalling. >> let me just show you this idiotic mentality of the people in san francisco. that band does not apply to five-year-olds. they have to remember to include include -- i mean, come on. i'm sorry. this story when i just saw that gentleman on the air with whatever the pool cue chalk whatever it was, it was entertaining. it wasn't straight couples and businesses opposed to this. they did not want the public nudity. it was gay men. gay men t

. >> you got a vagina. >> can we get a hard book edition of this while he eats his side of celery. >>e celery. >> like come here. come here. >> mmmm. you guys got me good. >> it should come as no surprise i too love celery, and making out with my bros. we'll be back with more of

>> they have to frame their arguments through the prism of the vagina. >> let's get right to our panelystal ball is my colleague. michael scherer is white house correspondent for "time" magazine and msnbc contributor goldie taylor is with us, too. krystal, i'm not a gynecologist so i'm not going to look at things through that particular prism. but please tell me what you think of this line from the romney tapes. are you ready for it? >> i'm ready. >> okay. here it is. free contraceptives were very big with young college-aged women. the man is a genius. >> well, here is what's so funny to me about that line, too. you heard from republicans during the campaign, oh, democrats are just reducing women down to abortions and birth control, but now apparently ex post facto in the analysis, they desaied women were just voting on contraceptives and birth control. they should have just been sending out free condoms. >> another choice bit from mr. romney. take a listen, goldie. >> the president's campaign focused on certain members of his base coalition, give them extraordinary financial gifts fro

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like rappers with vaginas. like, because they beat 'em. - yeah. - whatever it takes, man.n't want to get another ticket. i mean, is it weird if we made up a handicap, like, a disease? what's the disease that old people get where you start forgetting things? what is that? - old timers. - yeah, still, i don't know if that's a good idea. it's not cool to pretend you're handicapped. right? - whoa! i got it. telamericorp is hiring, right? we can ask our real-life handicapped cousin devin to work here, and use his pass! - yeah. that'll work. - all right. - i haven't seen him in a while, though. i'm excited to see him. he couldn't come to thanksgiving because my grandma's house has stairs, and he can't walk up stairs! [laughing] oh, man, that guy. - oh, jeez! are there cats everywhere? [cats meowing] - [whispers] devin? - some funky cold medina. - adam? what's the story with this dude? - his name was just devin. devin demamp. he was just like us-- cool, handsome, gnar. two years ago, he saw this little girl... crossing the street. this fire truck was barreling towards her and jus

i went to see the vagina monologues. i listened to npr whenever i got the chance. i learned everything one could just buy tune in to all things considered. i even watched my car and footprint as much as a guy who loves big suvs can watch my car and foot print. what did i learn from my three decades of tireless research? liberals simply don't love many things about this world. they are endlessly trying to correct, picks, man and adjust every aspect of other people at the lives. they spend a lot of time thinking about america's faults and how to correct them, america's ills and how to cure them. liberals love to hate things most americans love and spend the rest of their lives endlessly trying to take those things away from us and are convinced they do it all because they love us. thus was born this book, 50 things liberals love to hate. i hope you will enjoy it. >> you can watch this and other programs online at booktv.org. >> you are watching booktv. now alfred zacher presents his thoughts on why some presidents exceed and others failed in their second terms in off

do you want them managing your vagina? do you want them rolling back women's rights 50 years? i am just asking you the question. [laughter] >> sean: i don't know whether to laugh or cry. war on women? >> a little of both. it's interesting, why would a guy talk like that on the radio? you want to reflect that? just out of tackiness or i don't know what the right term is. why would you even go there? you know. there is something wrong with the guy. >> sean: as we move forward, how much material have you accumulated that probably most peop haven't heard? >> hundreds and hundreds of clips. mrctv.org is a great place. we are uploading clips ever day. i think a lot of this gismoke screen really. what they are trying to do is a divisive tactic, it's a smoke screen to keep everyone focused away from libya, israel, greece, spain and everything going on in the world. they haven't shifted elsewhere. >> sean: we will continue to monitor this. thanks for being with us. coming up next, obama's interior secretary threatens to punch a reporter. it was all caught on tape. we have it. and then,

hispanics away, i'm driving like christmas away, people who believe in santa claus, single women, the vaginait's all my fault. the analysis of the election. obama didn't win. i lost it. >> joining me now joy reid and lily gill valetta. joy, charles and i must have been watching the show thursday night because that's when i said that they have to figure out the way to lead the congressional republicans to some form of compromise with president obama on immigration on a dream act. something that most of the republicans can vote against it, but enough vote for it in each body so that it can be passed into law and they can get this thing off their doorstep. and joy, there's kruth hammer going beyond that and saying let's go for amnesty. this is a desperate party. but at least they are starting to think in one real policy terms. >> absolutely. i think actually the slogan for the republican party in 2016 is going to be hey brown people. because they're trying to warm up to hispanics at this point. i understand at the operative level, at the level of a steve schmidt. they clearly understand they've

obama treats them like vaginas and they say, he's my man. go figure. >> ah, the voice of the republican party. let's bring in terry o'neill, president of the national organization for women. terry, congratulations is in order. i know your organization put a lot into this election, because a lot was at stake. now, did the war on women cost mitt romney this election? >> there's no question that it cost him this election. and mitt romney deserved to lose, because he was right in the thick of waging this completely shameful war on women. his vice presidential pick todd -- i'm sorry, paul ryan, actually referred to rape as simply another means of conception. paul ryan doesn't think there should be any exceptions to a full criminalization of abortion and neither did mitt romney. and so, yeah, the war on women absolutely cost them this election. and, you know, i hope that the leaders of the republican party have heard the message of the voters, but i worry that they haven't. and -- >> well, if they don't get it now, when are they going to get it? m

they are worried about all things vagina and ridiculous things like that. host: darlene on a republican line. what is your opinion? caller: i want to tell you i used to be a democrat. 14idn't like it when those democrats left town, got paid, and weren't there to vote. presidenthink the reaches out across the table in any shape or form. he does things behind closed doors. i am proud to be republican now and i am voting for mitt romney. host: the next call is from silver spring, mdaryland. caller: good morning. this is really simple. to work across the aisle you need a willing partner. republicans have been anything but a partner with this president. from day one they have said they will bring this president down. they have been willing to sabotage our economy. that is exactly what they have done. if you want to talk about mitt romney, he vetoed more than 800 bills that democrats presented to him. when he left office, 35% approval rating. he could not have been reelected again in massachusetts which is why he started running for president. that is not working

laughter ] >> stephanie: the republicans slogan should be government small enough to fit in your vagina but these are real opinions and real people saying them and that actually have the power to enact law. >> stephanie: yeah. >> so it is critical that people get out and vote and vote for barack obama. >> stephanie: yeah. >> if you care about your future, your body healthcare, everything. i'm in a position where i am lucky, i play a doctor on tv. i have an income that i can go and get some of the best health care available, but i want that for everybody. you should haven't to hit a jackpot on a television show to have access to adequate health care. you shouldn't have to be wealthy to have an education. my father was an immigrant and came here and worked like mad to make living for our family. i come from a family that was hugely supported by -- at times in my life by the system that the republican party so tears apart. and i have been a member of the 47% for most of my life and i just want to keep the door open and make sure that everybody is taken care of and has access to basic human

. >> stephanie: the vaginas beat the [ censor bleep ] holes, and added a binder full of women to thee ] >> stephanie: and then big bird, that said now who is out of a job, bitch? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. listener adam in illinois nice enough to put -- because did i say many times, jim, the worst campaign ever? i think the worst candidate ever. >> rove needs to give a lot of money back to -- >> sheldon. >> stephanie: yesterday he had to do the conference calls with the donors. >> i bet that was a little sweaty. >> stephanie: i'm sorry what is that mr. spacely? >> yetson you are fired! >> stephanie: thanks for the memories. >> to mitt who really has been demonized in many ways. >> join me in recognizing the next president of the united states paul ryan! so we said we can't have any illegals working on our property. i'm running for office for christ's sake. they brought us whole binders full of women. i love cars. i love american cars. i like seeing the lakes. i love the lakes. syria is iran's only ally in the arab world. it's their route to

, they are saying small government, the best bumper sticker, government small enough to fit in my vaginay of perfectly rational republicans who voted for obama for precisely this reason, because they see that conserve fix has absolutely nothing to do with giving the government control over individual human beings' lives. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: you know, and so, and that's, i think that's a big part of the swing right now that's happening. the republicans got a big wake up call, you know, during this election about their platform, and about the emphasis that they put on these social issues, when. >> stephanie: yeah, they ticked off a lot of women with remarks about birth control and sluts rape, all of that stuff. one thing they haven't figured out yet is they can't see you in the voting booth. i think a lot of women went in there and voted. >> caller: it wasn't nearly days, not even days after the election that the ohio senate president, i think his name is niehaus put forward another heartbeat bill. it's on the state level that we have to really concentrate and look at the people

and getting used to say the word "vagina" "vagina" "vagina" in public.new it was important to tell the story. as we mentioned we're 40 years into the sexual revolution. in sparc -- is fighting vipers sexualize coulter about the bill sexuality every magazine and a biography available 24/7 we been i not that sexually happy as they deserve to be. 30% of women say they don't reach orgasm regulate and define that as a problem for them. and another 30% report low libido they are not interested and that that is a problem for them. what is going on? i was very surprised to learn from the research that i did with "vagina" a new biography" our idea or understanding of the bill so shrouded the is 40 years out today. in the '80s a moratorium was placed on funding for human sexuality. what is not so great is the operating with his compensation of the male arousal and how they reach orgasm. one of the most basic misconceptions and why this is important aside from pleasure, that men and women sexual responses are the same. arousal, plateau, the climax, resolution. but