republican lawmaker refers to women as vaginas, he used the word vagina in substitution for the worddebating recently passed bill repealing parts of the stand your ground law with another republican who had argued in favor of retreating from a confrontation, he wrote what could possibly be missing from those successful retreats why children and vagines that of course. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: he sort of wrote a not apology, really -- but he said if you fine the noun vagina offensive, you might need to reexamine your psyche. it wasn't until he was called out by a state republican chair who is a woman that he finally backed down some. he claimed he was attempting to get into the mind of the perpetrator, and he apologized to those who took offense -- >> to the vaginas out there. >> stephanie: to all of the oversensitive vaginas out there. because they are hysterical. >> all of those weepy vaginas. [ buzzer ] >> what? >> stephanie: mark sanford has been accused by his ex of trespassing. >> poor guy can't get a break. >> stephanie: mark sanford's ex-wife has -- [overlapping speakers] >> s

decided at 16 to get ballerina slippers tattooed right above my vagi vagina. >> jimmy: no better wayof me. >> jimmy: the show "fashion star." this is a real thing. these things go into stores. it's not like okay, hopefully you will become something. >> no, no. as the audience is watching these clothes go down the runway, the buyers are bidding on the clothes. you guys can get the clothes that night or the next day. it's watch now and wear now. you can have it in your hands. >> jimmy: how does that work? >> magic. >> jimmy: they may make a lot of clothes none of the buyers will pick them. >> no, they make their sample. and whatever buyer gets it, it goes into that store. or they pass on it. >> jimmy: how quickly are they able to thaurn stuff around? >> we shoot it six months in advance. >> jimmy: you realize you're training your own competitors? right? >> kind of. it's really hard to spend a good amount of final with 14 different people in one week. we decided to split it up. it started off not being competitive but, you know, you definitely can't help yourself. >> jimmy: are you and

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. >> yo tuve que introducir mi teléfono en la vagina. >> el gobierno cubano ha enviado una embarcación días en huelga de hambre. >> el azúcar está muy baja. >> son 5 mujeres. >> la menor de ellas tiene 28 años. >> las bahamas que le otorgue asilo político y luego ellas saldrán de ahí. >> el caso ha llamado la atención de onu (organismo naciones unidas) y funcionarios han visitado a las mujeres, dicen que los trámites pueden durar unas cuatro semanas. >> la ciudad de nueva york analizará toneladas de escombros del atentado del 11 de septiembre para ver si encuentran restos de personas. >> ya han sido identificadas más de mil personas. >> crece la devoción de los fieles por el papa francisco, desde buenos aires tenemos imágenes de lo que se ha llamado "papa manía". >> un cartel gigante adorna la avenida de buenos aires, es lo último que se vio por la papa manía. >> sí, es que que tapa un edificio entero. >> el furor por el papa se ve por las misas llenas. >> sí, es que nunca se me había pasado por la cabeza comprarme un rosario. >> sí, le devuelve la fe. >> también la gran variedad de ob

violencia fisica >> todas las mujeres somos llamadas ..., por cualquier cosa que quiera hacer con su vagina colombia cada 6 horas una mujer es abusada en el conflicto. >> buscamos que cuidadanos y ciudadanas la palabra ... no argumenta, no motiva, no acusa el manoseo, ni asesinato dem ujeres >> entre 2001 y 2009 400 mil mujeres fueron abusadas en colombia, y 26 mil quedaron embarazadas, hay 2 millones de mujeres desplazadas por la violencia >> a mi me gustaría salir desnuda a la calle y que mi cuerpo no generara violencia >> esto surgio en canadá, por la persona que dijo que si las mujeres se vistieran menos provocativas recibirian menos ataques >> se hará una marcha masiva para erradicar la violencia contra las mujeres en este país, vamos con más noticias >> la cantante beyonce y su esposo jay z celebraron su aniversario en texas, generaron sorpresas, los dueños dicen que han recibido las visitas de jack nicholson, jodie foster y will smith >> michelle obama recibió una visita en la casa >> para la despedida nos vamos a uno de los jardines de la casa blanca, donde la primera dama michelle

i don't have a vagina. i've checked. [laughter] all saxby and i are saying is nothing is worth fighting for unless it's happening to you. if memory serves, lincoln freed the slaves because he was black. [laughter] but senator chambliss on the other hand is white that explains why he's against affirmative action. [laughter] and he voted against the 2009 stimulus bill, because he's already got a job. [laughter] and by his own logic, no marriage is legitimate except marriage to saxby chaxbliss. [laughter] sorry, ladies. so marriage is safe as long as saxby chambliss never turns gay. which you know, could happen. because he has proven he really only cares about one special man. and that's the word. we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. thanks sop. [cheers and applause] i've said this many times. if you watch this show you know it. i believe that children are our most precious resource. that's why i advocate planting ten new ones for every one we harvest. [laught

. >> jon: oh, i'm going make a vagina joke. grow up, lady. what is next? [cheers and applause] [laughter] kansas arkansas and north dakota. that's a red state try fecta. >> arkansas now has the toughest anti-abortion law in the country on the books banning abortions afterel 12th week. >> north dakota ban as abortions as early as four weeks. >> kansas concluded that life begins at fertilization. >> jon: kentucky says life begins when a man and woman's hands accidentally touch when reaching for the fries at the denny's. i just wanted to sell it. the states are saying you have to have the baby making sex and you have to have the resulting baby. any state laws that might cover what to do with them afterwards? [cheers and applause] let's head out to the volunteer state. >> we'll go to tennessee and tell but a state senator by the name of stacy campfield. he doesn't have children but he has an idea. [laughter] >> jon: go on. [ laughter ] >> if your kids don't get good grades, in other words don't pass, they would cut your welfare benefits 30%. [audience boos] >>

and they said their vagina felt closer to 16 but i think calling it 16 again is a slippery slope. the good news, every loose-lipped slut in the studio audience is going home way tube of their own. you're welcome. have fun watching a priest slowly die in your living room. good night. captioning sponsored by comedy central from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: hey shall everybody. welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. your guest tonight the great filmmaker mr. danny boyle is joining us later. by now we've seen the video of now former rutgers basketball coach mike rice hitting, kick, throwing balls at generally great santini-ing his college basketball players. (bleep) (bleep) hands in everybody, let's win one for the university go. scarlet knights. clear eyes full hearts you (bleep) fairies. i feel confident that no reasonable person could watch that video and quibble with the firing of the coach. >> it's interesting we only pay attention to t

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leave the model of the vagina. okay. convinced. great. all right you're a little low on the table.- not convinced. this whole thing stinks to high heaven. baby, you just saw barney. he could have pulled some crazy switch. remember when his swedish cousin came to visit? oh, yeah-- bjorney. yeah, i'm sorry, but unless i see barney at the same time, i-i'll never be sure that dr. stangel isn't him. how you doing, lily?! should i have a boner?! okay, we're all done. i'll call you in a few days with the results. thank you. hey, you don't mind if i take pictures, do you?! can we leave him in here for a while? i'm done for the day. you can leave him in here all night. aw, yeah. smile for the birdie, lil! (laughs) (à la jimmie walker): gyno-mite! narrator: now, while all this was going on your aunt robin was starting her new job at world wide news aka the big leagues. she was excited. this job was a new start a clean slate. (sighs) so, first day of work? (blows raspberry) everyone, say hello to your new research associate robin scherbatsky. hi, guys. welcome. oh, here comes our new hardfire

applause ] and it seems a biology teacher in idaho is in trouble with parents for saying the word "vaginaents during a a lecture about reproduction. i mean it's a biology class. [ light laughter ] i mean, what is he supposed to say? "when the egg is fertilized in her hoo-ha --" [ laughter ] i mean, what are you -- what are you supposed to say? [ cheers and applause ] okay. oh, boy. here you go. north korea now threatening the united states

vaginas are beautiful. >> reporter: ensler's name is synonymous with "the vagina monologues," a collectionnt years talking, listening, traveling the world, helping women take ownership of their bodies. >> education and transformation is the key to the future. >> reporter: it wasn't until a diagnosis of uterine cancer that ensler herself identified with her own body in a way that all of the violence she had seen and heard had not allowed. >> i was chemo, prorted, pediatriced. it was undeniable. i was nothing but body for months. >> reporter: abused by her father as a child, eve said she spent her whole life feeling disconnected. "in the body of the world" is her journey back. >> for years i carried around such darkness, such sorrow. such self-hatred. when i would sit with the port and five hours of chemo juice would go into my body i would visualize it burning away. >> reporter: did it burn away? >> it did. >> reporter: the shame, doubt, self-hatr self-hatred. all gone? >> i would say 95%. >> reporter: to be an activist, to change the world -- which you have -- some say you need rage to do

of course telling someone kind of dismissing them saying go talk to your wife you know put your vagina away telling someone just a little thing what do you think this mentality of bowling and neglect does to people who are seeking help well i can speak from ethan standpoint he says that it actually intimidate him from actually seeking help until he returned back to what's the talk and instead of going through the proper chain of command which would be to inform your staff sergeant that you want to go and seek mental health that he actually snuck down to the mental health facility and his commanders were informed as a result of it but once again they sat him down they yelled at him and they once again kind of punished him for for wanting to seek those help and now this is despite the fact that they have posters hanging on the wall saying if you need help seek it out you know so he said that there is kind of a dichotomy with kind of the messages they're promoting in terms of mental health and also the reality and the culture of being in the military and specifically he said the army he s

here's another kind of interesting take on it i recently saw in miami while talking about her new book vagina she was saying that the porn industry may be doing a disservice to relationships and that it's providing this hyper sexual atmosphere where you're providing males and females with unrealistic expectations of sexual satisfaction do you think that there's any truth to that. well i think that any entertainment can provide a realistic hills of different aspects of life but why are we picking out pornography is that i mean we there's ways to receive pornography and a healthy way an unhealthy way there's ways to receive the news there's a way to receive movies there's a way to receive sports and on healthy and unhealthy ways but when people make essential arguments about pornography there's something inherent it that's giving us bad ideas about how to be in relationships well then i think that that's just a view that's polluted by our own sexual prejudices and sexual repression in our culture you know right i mean the whole entertainment industry as a whole i mean perpetuating the stereotyp

they were bleeding from their rectum or their vagina.irst time i ever saw something like that. it just blew me away. i couldn't believe it. >> dr. johnson ojo heads up the mayor's human trafficking task force. >> the task force has been very, very effective in reducing the number of illegal massage establishments in san francisco. >> could you come out? i want you out here. thank you. >> we issued over 500 citations. fines to the tune of over $100,000. and we closed about 40 to 50 establishments. today we are going to be going out for a joint inspection. >> today, the health department is backed up by inspectors from the fire department, building and code enforcement, as well as the city attorney. they are working together to help build cases against human traffickers and establishments running illegal prostitution parlors. >> that girl that was there, that was the one that solicited a police officer? >> in fact, the task force has been so successful that many of the downtown operators have scattered, choosing instead to hide behind phon

the phalluses are corkscrew shaped spirals, but the female counterparts have clockwise spiraling vaginasin fact, quote, the males and females are engaged in a genital arms race. i learned about this from a scientist named patricia brennan defending her work from infantile attacks. turns out duck genitalia is part of an elaborate system. on a broader level, it's an incredible artifact of evolution, how it works. fox news predictably questioned whether it was an appropriate use of taxpayer money, along with a poll in which, shockingly, 89% of respondents said no. there's two types of scientific research, basic and applied. she correctly notes that basic research is the natural predecessor to applied research and notes that investment in the national science foundation is just over $20 per year per person, while it takes upward of $2,000 per year per person to fund the military. it's the latest example of a tried and true tradition of attacks on government-funded research. writers and republican politicians and conservative economists think the u.s. should invest more in basic research, the

there is no politics and crazy vagina politics. you can see it the way this issue played out in this particular administration. you will see two clips of the same president talking about science and medicine from two different political universes. the first is the normal political universe. the second is a crazy vaginal political universe. >> to ensure that in this new administration we base our public policies on the soundest science. that we appoint sooif scientific advisors based on credentials and experience. neither politics or ideology. ander with open and honest with the american people about the science behind their decisiones. that's how we will hashes of power of science to achieve our goals. as the father two of daughters, i think it is important for us to make sure that, you know, we apply some common sense to various rules when it comes to over-the-counter medicine. and as i understand it, the reason kathleen made this decision, was she could not be confident that a 10-year-old or an 11-year-old going to a drugstore sh

we didn't succeed vagina for thought we had a chance. i did not think and i don't think now that president abbas will sign anything. the pressure on him and hamas within the palestinian population are such that he is not a hero leader and i thought the israelis and palestinians would fall apart before getting to an agreement. i keep telling the president this is not going to happen. and he would say, the things there's a chance. sadly there never was really a serious chance just as bearishness serious chance today for the negotiation of final status agreement. i want to stop at this point for questions. i think the lessons a couple lessons are worth mentioning. we learned what bill clinton learned. you get a lot more flexibility out of the israelis when their confidence of their security one we are hugging them rather than distancing ourselves from them. the israeli-palestinian conflict we saw, you can see a lot more today is not the central issue in the middle east and should not be treated as such and one final lesson which i think we

provide the women's resource center with plenty of delegated funds to host speakers and perform the vaginaes but when it came to implementing cohesive long-term improvements we continually met logistical opposition from higher ups." always resourceful, some students tried to solve the problem themselves. for one of their courses, three cornellians developed a pepper spray canister fitted with a camera that takes a photo of the attacker while it sprays him. unfortunately cornell does not currently permit students to carry pepper spray so this phenomenal innovation will not be put to use on campus. that's more than just ironic, it's the point, college is a strange bubble where women are told to surrender their safety to a group of administrators, campus security guards and blue light phones. they are uniformly disarmed, strips of their rights to protect themselves and told to button up their blouses, walk in groups and scream for help. in servicing political aversions to self-protection, the college culture surrounding rape has become one of shameful acceptan acceptance. sexual assault is an

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at the democratic national convention, you recall there were dancing vaginas. the streets. i saw that because that was an interesting visual. host: you mentioned the tea party patriots -- they have a newsstream. one of the story today is congress spends like it is going out of style. congressman spend, they said the huffington post reported that outgoing members of the house give large bonuses to their staffs. it is one of a number of articles in a ticker they have. to oregon we go. curtis is on our independent line. caller: thank you for taking my call. i respect social media and the power of the internet, because in this day and age, it is a solution to a couple of important problems. one of the biggest problems i see is the propaganda machine that has been in operation for years, since before world war ii. this propaganda machine that convinces people that activists, the social groups are not what they really are. i had the opportunity to facilitate the occupy wall street movement in montana. i got many discussions with the city commissioners as well as the