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have enough-- you know, it's about people who look like me and jordan and hispanics and women with vaginasand unfortunately the republican party loses on all those. i'm kind of flummoxed like you. the carson phenom eye think people just don't know who he is. he's like a blank canvas. >> he's telling us who he is, exactly. he said he used to come at people with, like, brick bats and hammers and things like that. >> he's the best. >> he said he came at somebody with a hunting knife. >> larry: why do you think he's getting a pass on some of the stuff he says? people just don't seem to care. he compared obamacare to slavery. i mean, slavery was pretty bad. i don't it's like health care. i mean, health care as bad as bureaucracy can get-- >> it's not as bad as slavery. >> you've never been to the emergency room in the bronx. >> larry: oh? >> >> remember 999 man. herman cain. everybody remembers him. herman cain at this time in the campaign in 2012 was ahead of romney. look, carson's going to go away. he won't be the next negro in the white house. i can guarantee you that. i think we checked the

her vagina is so beat up, its nickname is rihanna. all: oh! cheering] you're the best. i hear the next season of the jersey shore is gonna be shot in italy, is that right? i hope that's just a sneaky way of deporting you. oh, he's all right. he's all right. let's talk about this guy, the guest of honor, my friend the great one, donald trump, everybody. [cheers and applause] you like my trumpadour? - looks good. - thank you. trying to honor you in every way i can. the donald and i have a lot in common. we both live in new york. we both play golf. we both fantasize about his daughter. ivanka, you're the most beautiful woman in new york. you really are. give her a round of applause. she's awesome. [cheers and applause] donald, doesn't it drive you crazy that you'll never build anything as high as me and snoop right now? the donald's ego is so big, he videotapes himself masturbating and then masturbates to that video. donald trump is such an egomaniac, he makes hitler seem like he wasn't completely sure how he felt about jewish people. melania, yo

. >> if you're born with a vagina, everybody knows creepy dudes just a part of the deal. >> yeah there are a million things that guys have no clue about that are so annoying. i don't tell anybody about half of it. >> like what? >> okay, so you remember when we went to brunch and we both instagrammed a picture that frittata? >> oh, that frittata was fluffy as hell. >> okay, pull it up. what are your comments? >> um -- i got one from arnold. "yum town, population dev." >> all right. >> "i want to [ bleep ] your face?" >> the cool thing about aziz is and go, "okay so this is how it's gonna be." he's always like, "what's the most honest way attack this scene?" and that really always spoke to me as a writer, as an artist. and the truth is, the character that i got cast as was, i think originally written as supposed to be a white, straight woman. but allison jones, she's an amazing, a famed casting director, said, "well why not see lena this black lesbian girl for this part?" they literally went back and rewrote the seven episodes i'm in, and for them to do it in a very classy way and a very

fire to let women and children cooked a gang rape boys and girls imprisons asia of rats into the vagina as of women. is out terrific but did mention that for a reason because you have to a trustee and rice's derives the political capital. the refugees, everybody is worried that they will come over but no. they want people to come into syria and iraq the people they dispatched into europe actually goes to come over in in droves from the refugee crisis aren't the shia militia the iranian-backed mercenaries many that are war criminals. my soul shall media is awash with rifle stolen from the iraqi security forces or the u.s. army to that talk to us to stand in front of a mcdonald's and brussels their the ones coming over i have no credible impotent -- evidence although i am sure the you wake up one day to say that isis' sleeper to offer as part of a convoy but it is very deleterious to cover the transatlantic relationship will get hungry. there prime minister off though wave of the enthusiasm so will affect in nato i was in paris three weeks ago the entire muslim sentiment is of the rise be

there's a line that thought was, i drop-kicked your vagina. i remember thinking, that can't be it. if it is this show has a level i don't understand. so as an adult it's plague med.d. now there's the internet, i can go online and watch t the theme soon on youtube over and over and learn the theme song. then i realized i could have just googled the lyric which i did, which shows i'm stupid. i did that. so i learned all the words to the mr. belvedere theme song. >> jimmy: would you be willing to worm the mr. belvedere lyrics? our keyboard player jeff already knew the mr. belvedere theme song. >> i imagine as a pianist it's one of the coved works. >> jimmy: they teach you in piano school, obviously. here's a microphone. i'm going to do. >> jimmy: here we go, the theme song from mr. belvedere. straight song never had it before where you drop kick your jacket as you came through the door but sometimes things get turned around and no one's fair all hands look out below there's a change in the status quo whoa we're going to need all the help that we can getet broht to a new ararrival love

they're just saying hell toe po people with vaginas. >> paro did i es are posted. >> spice season, sonats. >> people said everything from wanting to slit my throat to wanting to put me on the cross because i'm jewish. >> the guy that followed you silently for five minutes, how did that make you feel? >> i was scared [ bleep ]. i felt the need to scream. i just kept reminding myself, i'm doing this for a purpose. i want to get my message out. >> they got their message out all right. more than 40 million views. >> once she was released, it was like you could see the tsunami in the distance. it was like, whoa, i think we've got something here. >> what's your message to men who think that's okay? >> whether you are on the street or at work, just interact with respect. speak with respect. observe with respect. >> i'm sure by now you've either heard of or done the ice bucket challenge. friends, celebrities, even irish nuns go viral. but exactly why it went viral? you have to first understand the man who helped inspire the challenge. >> for those of you who don't know me, my name is pete brad

hurts so bad that the rest of the week with all i can do is give hand jobs and blow jobs because my vaginaiced in half. is that the lifestyle that you want to buy? because that's what happens to all a of us. >> having endured a decade of daily physical and psychological abuse, annie says she turned to drugs as a way out. she fell in to a vicious cycle of selling herself to pay for an expensive cocaine addiction. that cycle came to an abrupt halt when annie overdosed and suffered a heart attack. >> my whole life flashed before my eyes like a movie. i was in this coffin and i was 90 pounds. skeleton. they said she was just a drug addicted prostitute. she didn't contribute anything to society. >> reporter: on the verge of death, annie said she made a promise to jesus. >> jesus, if you just give mae second chance with my life, i'll quit working. i'll quit prostituting. i'll quit doing drugs and i'll never go back to this. >> i have had so many false starts with getting my life cleaned up but there was a point in my life where i said enough is enough. >> reporter: annie said the near-death expe

at mount holyoke's, students production of the vagina monologues because they felt it excluded transgenderomen. christine lagarde at smith. but also initivity tolerance and it is disproportionately an instinct on the left. i am a pro-choice liberal who has been invited to affect evangelical christian universities. catholic universities where i have praised condoms and birth control. i am sure it has comforted many students on these conservative campuses. in the same spirit, liberal universities should seek out pro-life, social conservatives to speak. more broadly academia especially the social sciences undermines itself by a tilt to the left. we should cherish all types of diversity including the presence of conservatives who infuriate us liberals. education is about stretching muscles and that is painful in the gym and the lecture hall. amongme frustrations minority students boiled over after administrators seemed insufficiently concerned about offensive costumes for halloween. videos showed a furious student shouting down one administrator. she screamed it is not about creating an intell

among holyoke, nick kristof cancer the production of the vagina monologues because they felt it excludedransgender women -- that is nick kristof writing yesterday in the new york times. we begin this morning with a call from omaha, nebraska. justin, you are on the air. republican line. i'm republican. i have an associates degree in criminal justice. when i went to the community college, it was pretty diverse ethnically but id don't understand quite what is going on here. it seems like the left is really pushing an agenda. you understand that part of american government is somewhat philosophical. that is why love c-span. i don't understand what is going on here. it is like suddenly all the rules have changed. everybody has a point of view that we're all made with our own gifts and talents, but this is just outrageous. again, this is only my opinion. back someoneou into a corner and forced them to side, depending on which media outlet you watch, i'm a white, right wing bigot and that's not true. but i'm not going to be personally intimidated by this stuff. i just, i don't understand it. ca