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you know those last picassos where all-- he just painted vaginas, vaginas, vaginas?y're great art. oh, it's wonderful, right? ladies spread-eagle painted in all sorts of different-- this was an older man who-- that was his preoccupation he painted all the time. but i was like, "no way, i'm not giving that up right now." i used--there was once a time i would have done it. now, a lot of that i think is just, like, middle age, and the stakes are higher and not quite being as generous. now, i like to think that i'm brave, but i also-- i want to be smart. hey, why am i telling you that? well, we have the habit of prying loose confessions. i think you set up an interesting paradox about the media, and i wanted to return to that for a second. there was a story in 1998 in thefree press, and the staff writer, quote, said, "jones' dancers are long on formal structure, but they always have a hint of anarchy"-- which you have described-- "lurking in them. "he may talk of being artistically meticulous, but his work can be downright dangerous." so i wanted to say, how do you feel

he grabbed her vagina with so much force that he bruised her vagi vagina.who examined her saw the bruises on her vagina that were caused by dominique strauss hand and took pictures of the bruises on her vagina and the district attorney has those pictures. the next thing that shows that their claim of consentual sex is a lie is the fact that when dominique strauss-kahn through the victim to the floor, he tore a ligament in her shoulder. that is a medical fact. she now may need surgery for the damage he caused to her shoulder and she told the prosecutors day one, my shoulder hurts, and she has been telling me for weeks. when she met with me, rubbing her shoulder, because she was in such pain. i sent her to a doctor right here in new york to look at her shoulder. that doctor was concerned. and sent her to get an wrrks mi. and then had a follow-up visit with her and determined she suffered a torn ligament in her shoulder and that it was a recent injury and described to me that he's seen this injury with athletes who are knocked down and when they're about to fa

you unionize, ikea can ship down to south carolina, and those people work for pork rinds and horse vaginas. >> horse have a eye -- vaginas. >> bottom line, we need to learn a very important lesson from our swedish overlords. >> these are business people. they do whatever they can to make a buck. >> okay. >> oh, god damn this furniture is so cheap. >> jason jones. ...was it something big? ...or something small? ...something old? ...or something new? ...or maybe, just maybe... it's something you haven't seen yet. the 2nd generation of intel core processors. stunning visuals, intelligent performance. this is visibly smart. >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight, academy award-winning actor, his new film which he directed, wrote and starred in is called larry larry -- "larry crowne." >> my name is miss tainot, t-a-i-n-o-t, not tie-not. each of you will address the class for the first time and tell us something that you already know how to do. >> ms. tie-not? tay-not? taebo? >> really? >> jon: please welcome back to the program tom hanks. [cheering and applause] thank you, buddy. how you doing?

you unionize, ikea can ship down to south carolina, and those people work for pork rinds and horse vaginas horse have a eye -- vaginas. >> bottom line, we need to learn a very important lesson from our swedish overlords. >> these are business people. they do whatever they can to make a buck. >> okay. >> oh, god damn this furniture is so cheap. >> jason jon ...was it something big? ...or something small? ...something old? ...or something new? ...or maybe, just maybe... it's something you haven't seen yet. the 2nd generation of intel core processors. stunning visuals, intelligent performance. this is visibly smart. >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight, academy award-winning actor, his new film which he directed, wrote and starred in is called larry larry -- "larry crowne." >> my name is miss tainot, t-a-i-n-o-t, not tie-not. each of you will address the class for the first time and tell us something that you already know how to do. >> ms. tie-not? tay-not? taebo? >> really? >> jon: please welcome back to the program tom hanks. [cheering and applause] thank you, buddy. how you doing? >> tha

he grabbed her vagina with so much force that he bruised her vagina.hospital later that day, the nurses who examined her saw the bruises on her vagina that were caused by dominique strauss' hand, and they took pictures of the bruises on her vagina, and the district attorney has those pictures. >> weeks ago when strauss-kahn was first allowed to leave jail, he was made to put up $1 million cash and post a $5 million bond. he had do give up his passport and live under house arrest with armed guards and an ankle bracelet somewhere in manhattan and he had to pay for it all himself. well, today, all of those terms have been lifted except for the foreign travel ban. the government's holding on to strauss-kahn's passport. >>> i want to bring in paul cowan, he's a veteran of the brooklyn da.'s office and now a highly sought-after litigator. i don't know where to begin with this case, but it doesn't look like it's over yet, does it? >> well, it's not over yet, but, boy, it looks like we're getting close. i mean, when a prosecutor comes in on basically a he-said

he grabbed her vagina with so much force that he bruised her vagina. when she went to the hospital later that day, the nurses who examined her saw the bruises on her vagina that were caused by dominique strauss' hand, and they took pictures of the bruises on her vagina, and the district attorney has those pictures. when dominique strauss-khan threw the victim to the floor, he tore a ligament in her shoulder, that is a medical fact. dominique strauss-khan ripped her stockings. there are holes, rips, in her stockings, and the d.a. knows that. when she was on her knees and he was sexually assaulting her, after he finished, she got up and started to run for that door. and started spitting dominique strauss-khan's semen out of her mouth in disgust, all over that hotel room. she spit his semen on the wall. she spit it on the floor. and guess what? as soon as her supervisor came upstairs, she saw that. the security staff at the sofitel, they saw that. the detectives of the nypd, they saw that, and there was a prosecutor from the district attorney's office who

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he grabbed her vagina with so much force that he bruised her vagina. >> all right. just, again, to let you know a judge has agreed to free former imf leader dominique strauss-kahn. this comes after prosecutors said an extensive background investigation of the accuser caused them to reassess the case. there's some questions about her background including money laundering and drug dealing. strauss-kahn is still facing charges of the sexual assault, bush, again, he has been released from house release. there's some brand-new developments breaking in this case and we will continue to follow this. >>> they were witnesses to a dramatic scene. a local couple describes some terrifying moments from that recent amtrak crash. >>> plus, a big score for the 49ers, how the planned stadium in santa clara is bringing in big bucks. >>> a local couple that was on the amtrak train that was hit by a big rig recently said they won't be riding a train anytime soon. they told the san jose mercury news they were coming back from a trip when the passenger car directly behind the one they we

when she went to the hospital later that day, the nurses who examined her saw the bruises on her vagina that were caused by dom nuinique strauss-kahn's han and they took pictures of the bruises and the district attorney has those pictures. when he threw the victim to the floor, he tore a ligament in her shoulder. that is a medical fact. >> i still cannot reconcile how this man has a consensual act in five minutes of meeting a housekeeper with semen and dna on the walls and injury and be able to say nothing nefarious happened that day. >> reporter: and remember this? other women have come forward to claim strauss-kahn was sex unitly aggressive with them, including this french writer, who spoke about it on tv. >> reporter: but the catalog of lies, thelleged victim in new york has told, makes almost any prosecution impossible. is this case over? >> i don't see how a case moves forward where the d.a.'s office doesn't believe the single most important witness in the case. >> reporter: he was smiling today. and with good reason. and strauss-kahn was spotted tonight leaving an italian restaura

two all-beef patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, picked onions on a sesame seed vagina. is there are 45 million people on twitter, and i'm only isolating one network getting feedback from lady big mac. i'm sure there's more people out there. >> do you think casey anthony will be convicted? here's what you had to say thus far. shoelace says, casey anthony should be convicted. >> mr. swiss cheese tweets, gingrich's big problem will be the women's vote. >> karen, take it away. >> i love crispy bacon. stay at home mom. the blinging it 187 says rim on twitser. >> we have murdgatroyd writing. >> diamond dave 56 on twitter. >> mr. germany writes. >> horse fly 1013 says. >> be strong tweeted "dog fart." >> jon: you know, that reminds me, dog fart's words today are as meaningful as they were then. is this so wrong? we want pundits vetted. i want to get my news from news people, not random people with an a.o.l. account. this way the facts can be vetted and processed with proper journalistic integrity and authority. >> grover nor worcester was newt gingrich's butt buddy. [laughter]

even at the end the pit's death defeated you it howls in the night even then when your vagina has been opened like a ripe plum. why? how? do you still with hold it from me. i'm only a man after all and i cannot live without it a school boy of these americas. thank you. [applause] >> take us to the back woods of georgia where i believe it's the first week of hunting season. in 1955, the spanish explorer desocietio arrived in south that >> with wild pigs in tow. in 2004 in georgia a 12 foot, hundred thousand pound pig was killed. it's unclear whether this pig, hog zila got that big while grazing in the wild or whether he was fed peanuts farm fed or 43 range. when the pigs flair a griffin was asked why he had to shoot the pig. griffin said, because i couldn't believe it was so big. i grew up 20 miles away in a town that put martin luther king in jail for a few nights in 1963. when they heard the story of hog zila i wondered why people killed things they don't understand. i would like to read hog zila this is the first timei've read this part one is what i'm reading today. killer of kid an

know it's a racially uncomfortable things it's also just completely uncomfortable to watch a talking vagina tell you about them and probably there's nothing smart about it this is going nowhere do we have time to show one more real quick ad oh we're done . and other news airbrushed ads got pulled from britain and got milk as want to educate people. for fun what i want to know is who is hiring these people to make these ads because they clearly are not even making it. i don't know i got milk i was really funny i was actually there it is got no i mean i'm sorry women need to get a sense of humor if you want to use p.m.s. as an excuse for everything you do wrong then when people make fun of you for having p.m.s. you have to suck it up and take a and on that note we are going to. back it up and the show thank you for being here that is it for tonight show thank you for tuning in make sure to come back on monday we'll have the latest on the economy alone it will be back thank you everybody for letting me to lend to the town for doing such an amazing job helping me in the meantime don't forget to

. >> it is an idea of taking food bacteria and having women use them to repopulate the vagina with the good bacteria. >> even eating yogurt daily can help. >> you have to read the label. if you do not like yogurt or cannot tolerate the dairy products, you can purchase the bacteria. it is in capsule form. >> look on the label for the l bacteria. >> it is not a way to treat the infection. you still need to take the antibiotics. it is a mechanism to look at preventing the future infection. >> remember, look for the l bacteria. label reading is key. drinking diet soda may be helping your diet. researchers at the university of texas followed a group of 500 adults for 10 years. diet soda drinkers had 70% greater gains in their waist circumference is compared to people who did not drink in the soda. kids who are late talkers usually catch up by the time they start school. 18% of children are considered great talkers by the time they reached the age of two. kids who had slight language delays intended to have mild behavioral problems, but were no more likely to continue having such issues thro

you, me, we open a bakery and call it gender rolls and all of the muffins look like wieners and vaginas. how amazing would that be? forget "red eye." we will be millionaires. anyway. i guess i will show myself to the door. grued night, america. -- good night, america. >> you know what is interesting. in a way if you don't believe in gender roles, you are just like anti-gay activists that let you choose your sexuality. it is almost the same thing. in a word way you have these hard core gender feminists and meeting together. i have to go. what is it like to have looks that kill? he discusses his new book. for your own safety don't look at me. look, here is women playing tennis. by showing this clip more people have seen women playing tennis than anytime in history. >>> did england just blunt the super sexy grunt? the bbc, a company consisting of three letters has produced a noise reduction system titled "wimbledon net mix" that allows internet users to turn down the howls when rackets meet balls. says ian ricci, a very british name, of the all england lawn and tennis club, of his audience

gaday's dna found inside the victim's body in her vagina. his dna on her clothing, on her purse.n found on used toilet paper left near an unflushed toilet down the hall. and something else. gaday didn't even know raffaele and had only met amanda a few times with neighbors. >> knowing all of that and when he finally got extradited from germany back down to italy, we thought, you know, thank god this is over. >> it wasn't. prosecutor menini simply swapped suspects. amanda knox, raffaele sollecito and now rudy gaday had come to meredith kercher hoping to include her in an orgy. when kercher refused they pulled out knives and killed her. giulian menini would stick to his instincts despite the forensic evidence. >> you were fix ated, according to the defense, on amanda knox and raffaele sollecito and kept imagining new scenarios that made these two people guilty. >>> it trmpblgts i did what i -- >> i did what i did because i was convinced give be the evidence they were absolutely responsible. >> rudy gaday, the african drifter, was quickly convicted and sent to prison, implicating ama

he caressed my vagina. i feel very, very, very violated. >> in a second taped interview, the police inform her that the entire traffic stop was shot on videotape and give her an opportunity to change her statement. but she declined. >> what if i told you that i have seen the videotape of this incident in its entirety from the time you were stopped, to the time you left the scene? would that change any of your statement that you just told me? >> no. >> they then accused her, of course, of lying and making a false report. finally she admits that she lied, she fabricated the story. >> why would you do something like this to somebody who didn't do anything except write you a ticket? >> if i would have been driving a jaguar or a mercedes or anything along those lines, i would have never been stopped. and i personally think he had a personal attack on me because of my character. >> without the videotape, it might have been hard for the policeman to defend himself. >> it would have been the officer's word against

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and lo and behold, the detective has this milky white substance in the vagina. >> reporter: but aren't> no, i don't think so. >> reporter: he's fictionally writing about him being there with ice cream. >> and you think it's a coincidence that he shows up in his script, that he places himself at the murder scene minutes before his sister's murder and he's bringing a substance that after fire could be melted down and be a milky white substance? do you think that's a coincidence? i don't. >> reporter: why would it be white? maybe it's chocolate ice cream. >> well, they didn't say that. >> reporter: well, you don't know, do you? >> reporter: so what about that substance? staying active can actually ease arthritis symptoms. but if you have arthritis, staying active can be difficult. prescription celebrex can help relieve arthritis pain so your body can stay in motion. because just one 200mg celebrex a day can provide 24 hour relief for many with arthritis pain and inflammation. plus, in clinical studies, celebrex is proven to improve daily physical function so moving is easier. and celebrex

evidence shows that; knowing very well, to this very day, that they have a picture of her bruised vagina; knowing very well that she suffered a tear to her ligament when he threw her down to the ground. and knowing that they have a pair of stockings that were ripped by dominique strauss- kahn. >> brown: thompson also demanded that prosecutors continue to push forward with the case. >> we don't have confidence that they are ever going to put dominique strauss-kahn on trial. so the victim will stand before you and tell you, because she said, "i will go to my grave knowing the truth, knowing what this man did to me." >> brown: for his part, the manhattan district attorney, cyrus vance, insisted he is in no rush to reach any final conclusion about strauss-kahn or his accuser. >> today's proceedings did not dismiss the indictment or any of the charges against the defendant. our prosecutors from the manhattan d.a.'s office will continue their investigation into these alleged crimes, and will do so until we have uncovered all relevant facts. the vindication of the rights of sex crime victims is