. >>> vampires and werewolves used to be scary, lead in halloween tales not heart throbs making girlsterspecies romance. but stephenie meyer has changed all that. capturing hearts and minds around the world. meyer's stories are already worth billions and as juju chang discovers she has more surprises in store. >> reporter: it's a lover's triangle but as brilliantly preposterous as it is profitable. >> i don't know that i can control myself. >> reporter: stephenie meyer's fantasies have sold more than 100 million books and grossed more than $3 billion worldwide. >> i don't have the strength to stay away from you any more. >> then don't. >> reporter: at its core a teenaged girl in love with a vampire and the werewolf also in love with her. >> it is something that can be got over easily and work out how you would deal with that and it turned into more than that with the story. but i liked that idea of internal conflict. >> reporter: this time around meyer has another high staked interspecies lovers romance. >> we have been invaded by another species who erase our minds to take our bodies

lincoln the vampire. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] didn't take off like we thought it would. [ laughter ]the first point when it came time to choose a secretary of defense barack obama demonstrated lincoln-esque team rivalling by choosing former nebraska senator chuck haaag -- hagge -- hagel. [ laughter ] he is a republican. a two term senator, vietnam vet. he was a simple process away from achieving that relatively only minor as secretary of lincoln's legacy but still it was doing this having hagel or doing that and you know, nobody wants to see that. >> the one thing i'm not going to do is vote on a new secretary of defense until the old secretary of defense leon panetta, who i like very much, testifies about what happened in benghazi. >> jon: so close to get him confirmed foiled by senate thespian lindsey graham. reprizing his role from tennessee williams great work "a street car named desire" not to be primary idea by the local tea party. no vote for hagel until panetta answers questions about benghazi. [laughter] what happens when ten jews sit in a room and try to come up with puns r

it the world is a vampire. one day you will find out. the world is a vampire.do that then gene and zoom in on my face? >> it is true. don't tell them it is a small world. coming up, should partying be allowed on the surface of the sun? andrew wk discusses his new book? why partying should be allowed on the surface of the sun. find me, andrew wk. that's a long title, but i like it but first, excuse me, should the government tax. what's next? your income? >>> should we put a tax on lowell cats? a brooklyn city councilman says taxing them could help local economies. he suggested that money collected from your web surfing and e-mails could be used in berkeley's case to save the local post office. that is like taxing a ding dong to save a ho-ho. that was a terrible mockery of my joke. but there should be something like a bit tax. i mean a bit tax could be sent per a gigabit and they would make probably, what -- >> a gig go by the? >> it is gigabit. >> and they will make millions a year and there should be a tiny tax on e-mail. >> this nonsense is banning internet ta

now the author has left vampires and werewolves behind. now, "the host." "twilight" sold 116 million books. then unleashed a box office bran chiz, grossing their than $3 billion worldwide. now, stephenie meyer brings us another hotly anticipated, other-worldly romance. >> we've been invaded by another species who erase our minds and take our bodies. >> reporter: two red-blooded human men in love with a teenage girl and the alien who has taken over her body in "the host." meyer didn't just write this one, she's one of the movie's producers. yet another interspecies romance. >> it is. >> reporter: she says she's done with vampire ifser the time being. and is focused on turning "the host" into a trilogy. and no doubt legions on fans await. for "good morning america," juju cha chang, abc news, chicago. >> we're excited to have stephenie meyer back with us this morning. you brought a few friends. man, you have done it again. i told you before we came on the air, i don't normally watch science fiction movies. watched yours this weekend. it's fascinating. thought

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it's not about vampires. question is, will fans bite?, the treat that's synonymous with so many people for easter, peeps. dylan takes a look behind the making of the sweet confection. >>> and baby 101, jenna is months away from being a mom. a little baby knowledge. >> your youngest is how old? >> he just turned 3. >> lester, your youngest is how old? 23. >> your knowledge is a little more fuzzy. >> i have no knowledge. >> neither do i. we're in the same boat. >> you were a student in biology. >> i get the gist of everything. >> dylan will have it all in our baby coverage. >> yeah. >> it will be fun. >>> let's start with those new threats by north korea. ian williams has the latest developments, near the border of north and south korea. ian, good morning. >> reporter: lester, officials here in seoul have dismissed the outbursts of more of the same. a rally in the northern capital on friday in support of the call to arms. tens of thousands turned out in support of north korean leader kim jong un's call to arms, chanting "death to the u.s.

private sector sucking money out of the economy you don't want the government being a you know a joint vampire in the process of taking cash flow out of the economy so it does make sense in these circumstances but intellectually is still wrong and shallow because i still believe in he said it in print in an argument you said he's all for including banks and stores where they matter but what's the role of banks in debt and leverage now that is so wrong it's always been picture whiting is a mythology that you can model capitalism without banks that money and that's where his negative contribution really is yeah but that's completely dishonest to croman because he's saying essentially oh we can expand the balance sheet ad infinitum to stimulate the economy and the problem are those guys in chicago are taking all these derivatives of the chicago school the. an homage to the private to the financialization of the world but those of the guys who are hedging supposedly all the risk being taken by the central bank there's a symbiotic relationship between what's happening in new york and chicago and by

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does this put a stake through the heart of these vampires?e headline numbers were good but look, labor force participation hit a 31-year low. i mean that has got to be a concern right? >> that is a little little bit of a concern. we've seen labor force participation rate bouncing around near a cyclical bottom. i do expect that will turn around as the job market continues to improve. we had added 190,000 jobs on average past three months. we'll have more people looking for work. that helped push unemployment rate down. that's why it fell .2 of a percentage point. we added 170,000 jobs in the household survey which is a very good number. except for the small dip in the labor force participation rate i think this is very solid report. ashley: how concerned are but the sequester if this drags on? >> the longer it drags on more of a weight it will be on growth. i think if we get it resolved in the next month or so, it will only be a minor drag on growth. the estimates, indicate that if it lasts for all of 2012, that it will reduce gdp growth this

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