so many discrepancies between the mythological and fantasy vampire and the real life vampire. the no pain being felt as they draw in their blood, that is an utter bold-faced lie. i've seen like a feasting where they literally bit and continued to bite at different various spots on different donors or people that offer themselves until they were just bloody ripped mess. if people saw this, it was like a pack of jackals gnawing on a kill. >> murray, kentucky, seems an unlikely home for a vampire. it's a small college town, set securely in america's bible belt. >> i'm april lindsey. i dated rod on and off and on again and off again. i thought i was going to marry him at one point. i thought we were going to be a family. he didn't have a whole lot to hold on to. i loved him. but he was -- he had problems. >> life in murray is generally unhurried, but for young rod ferrell, it was far from idyllic. his mother and father divorced soon after he was born. >> we were married when we were 18 years old. we didn't live together very long. we married and divorced within the same year of ro

the whole world is talking about the vampires of gliwice. i think it is cool. >> this is one of these skeletons. experts immediately notice the missing head. as if to make sure that the owner would not be returning from the grave. 15 gravesites are a lot. but did the people here really believe in bloodsucking demons? >> yes. if they were buried like that, people must have believed that they were capable of all sorts of evil and he could even continue after death. they cut off the head, so they could not get up again and walk off. >> it is really fun to be able to be so frightening. >> that is a point of view that he probably would not share. these vampires are more likely to have been social outcasts than undead bloodsuckers. it is true that once one was considered a vampire one social acceptance could plummet rapidly in life and in death. >> they have been reading a lot of specialist literature. >> modern-day vampires are not fooling around. city authorities decided to use the skeleton find to launch a blood donation drive and here is the l

in fact, i don't know why anyone wouldn't want to be a vampire. you know what?e, then i wouldn't be able to do 9 of the things i'm gonna do to you when i'm free. make that 10. right. all right, i admit, ok? my friends want the cure, and i want them to have it, and i get very upset when i can't provide for my loved ones. but tell me something, vaughn, if all you're worried about is bonnie the teenage witch, then why'd you save jeremy and elena yesterday? how did i do that? big guy. white paint all over him. stuck a hatchet in his spine. i don't remember doing such a thing. [grunts] we're on a remote island. there's you, me, and a bunch of unpleasant locals. you expect me to believe that someone else took out that monster truck of a human being that went after jeremy and elena? i'm telling you, it wasn't me. was that you? no. you? no.

the whole world is talking about the vampires of gliwice. i think it is cool. >> this is one of these skeletons. experts immediately notice the missing head. as if to make sure that the owner would not be returning from the grave. 15 gravesites are a lot. but did the people here really believe in bloodsucking demons? >> yes. if they were buried like that, people must have believed that they were capable of all sorts of evil and he could even continue after death. they cut off the head, so they could not get up again and walk off. >> it is really fun to be able to be so frightening. >> that is a point of view that he probably would not share. these vampires are more likely to have been social outcasts than undead bloodsuckers. it is true that once one was considered a vampire one social acceptance could plummet rapidly in life and in death. >> they have been reading a lot of specialist literature. >> modern-day vampires are not fooling around. city authorities decided to use the skeleton find to launch a blood donation drive and here is the l

we asked 100 women name something you'd have to get used to if you were married to a vampire.> those fangs. steve: those fangs. >> play! steve: they're gonna play. >> we're gonna play! >> whoo, whoo, whoo! steve: gary, introduce your family. >> before i introduce the family, i've got something i want you to see. i want to show you. steve: ok. >> 30 years ago, we were on "family feud" with richard dawson. we won $29.42 apiece. [laughter and applause] there's who's fault it is right there. steve: why? what happened to miss jetta? >> we were leading the whole time. last question, bang, she buzzed in first. the question was how do kids get from place to place? i'm thinking, "god, please let it be bicycle." she says, "parents." i knew then it was over. she got the number two. bicycle was number one. game over. steve: yeah, but parents was a good answer. >> let me tell you what happened. steve: ok. what happened? i'll tell you what, i'll tell you what--go ahead, miss jetta. what happened? >> well, when we were trying out and he said, "we're going to the family feud to try out, but y

it's not like fear of vampiring dying out when they figure out there aren't any vampire. i have a chapter about the investigation of the '70s after watergate and the revelation came out about the cia, fbi, irs, nsa a couple of initials have come up. there are real conspiracy. but when i'm also trying to do in the book is to look at conspiracy theories that say absolutely nothing true about the object of the series but all sort of thing that are true about the anxiety and the experience of the people who accept and believe and pass on the theory. the story doesn't catch on unless people feel a reason to believe it. >> what is a contemporary example. >> i think all sort of theories involve, you know, flooding again american liberty and sovereignty are going naturally appeal to people who feel like they're losing control over their live. all sort of new world order theory, for example, are metaphoric way of speaking about the losses controlled to people even the loss control is not being directed by 13 people in a secret room somewhere. this tbrun couple of decades ago. the

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mike malloy. >> the vampire's daughter has decided to run for office.mpire, too, of course. i'm talking about liz chain-ey. god, that woman is scary. do you think dick cheney got excited from acts of mass murder? wait until liz cheney has a chance to exercise the same prerogatives. thumbs up, thumbs down, let them eat cake. >> all right. let's face it. is this guy even in reality? i mean, more people have just heard what he said than listened to him. but it is the hate that we have to highlight. >> we have a real obsession with the cheneys. so much for progressive tolerance and diversity. >> they're not very tolerant, are they? >> it is selective. she is a republican so none of those labels apply. suddenly she has to be evil. >> well, i'll go further. it is because you don't agree with them. they'll eat their own when necessary. it seems to be the progressive thing. here is, well, mike malloy again. because, you know, i have to play this. i have a point to make on this one. >> if you spend much time -- >> i don't know what to say about obama and his lov

. >> i know you love the vampire series. >> i don't even know what that means, the vampire series. >>s. >> i just said that! >> hopefully you've watched the show long enough where you've been in it since the teens. tomorrow is not the day to go racing into lion's gate. hopefully you've seen the theme attic. >> switching gears here asset management and private equity giant black stone making big bets on contrarian plays. it's not just distressed real estate but real estate in europe. so what kinds of properties are you looking at? >> we are cautious on economies in europe but if you look at asset pricing, huge discounts to replacement value, banks are starting to sell. if you think about corporate m and a being incredibly slow that's not the case in real estate. we're looking at transactions in europe. we look at hotels offices, multi-family, really asset by as et. >> i've been reading lately that spain has started to unload assets and we all know spain has been terrible. do you feel like this is the bottom there? is that going to be a focus of your real estate buying? >> spain is abso

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eventually they figure there aren't any vampires. there will always be examples. the investigations after watergate and all sorts of revelations came out about the cia, fbi, irs. so there certainly are real conspiracies. what i am also trying to do in this book is to look at conspiracy theories that say absolutely nothing true about the object of the theory, but they still say all sorts of things true about the anxiety and experiences of the people who accepted the lead and pass on to theory. the story doesn't catch on unless people feel of reason to believe it. >> host: but if a contemporary example? >> guest: authors of theories involve flooding against american liberty and sovereignty are naturally going to appeal to people who feel like they are losing control over their lives in some way or another. so it's sort of a metaphoric way of speaking about the loss of control, even if the loss of control is not directed by 13 people in a secret room somewhere. this one is from a couple of decades ago. white doctors were injecting black babies. obviously there is no

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i teach a course called fiction vampire. kipling, all the books that came out of the british empire. a lot of different things. also shakespeare. mostly about shakespeare. >> host: can you make connections between all of those? >> guest: that is my perfection -- profession. >> host: what is one of the connections that you make? >> guest: i am generally interested in politics and how people perceive politics. these things go all the way from homer to the american western. so i have an essay that compares the great trilogy. and they're both stories about revenge the stories the restore the boundaries between civilization, barbarism. i'm really interested in how things change over time. you can do wonderful comparisons. you take the same subject and look at a greek strategy and an american western movie. >> host: your newest book is called the invisible hand in popular culture. what are you attempting to do? >> guest: i am examining the issue of freedom and american popular culture, and i am particularly interested in the debat

vampires, everything. >> this has been fabulous. our thanks to katrina vanden h euvel, publisher of "the nation." [applause] we want to remind everybody that copies of her book are on sale in the lobby. she would be pleased to sign them. we aappreciate your allowing her to make her wait the lobby as quickly as possible. this meeting is adjourned. [applause] >> everyone. thank you. my name is carl i'm the president of the silicon leadership groufrp we're happy you joined us for a town hall with mayor ed lee with the obama administration on the action on immigration founded here just a few blocks away. that what matters is we have a mare that understands the issues a nearest and dear it to us and that's immigration reform. since it's inception we've gotten over 20 visas alone and the feeling is we have a shortage on green talent when we need to go through the steps we need to go through and for the tech community we're focused on opening up our technical school to the global community. we're in a talent war along with a state war on s

. >> are they making a sequel to the vampire slayer?portantly, somebody is not going to buy a diamond ring like a bear trap. i feel like i need a beret. >> reporter: for our undercover shopping tips, our producer, erin, will play my girlfriend. she will wear a hidden camera. and this one will play the role of my supportive mom. she will wear a camera, too. she is actually an international renowned gem and jewelry expert. she told me something that everybody should be aware of. it goes by the name of clarity enhancement through fracture filling. here is what it is, they take a desirable stone that has naturally occurring cracks in it, and with high tech laser they fill the cracks in. they disappear to the naked eye. the stone becomes more attractive and looks like a higher grade diamond. >> looks like a great diamond. >> it is, it is a beautiful diamond at first glance. >> reporter: these fixed up diamonds typically sell for 30% less than comparable untreated diamonds. >> there is nothing wrong with that, i know people that want more ban

. >> the vampires in the daytime don't miss. >> next video. this guy is working with some wood.t eventually becoming a small ramp. they take their ramp out to the slope but sun valley in idaho. >> that is a piece of costume. >> he is going to try to use that as a jump. but they're doing it backwards. >> oh! >> they take the jump on skis down the slope towards the skier and make it go under him to try to make him jump. first time. but watch the second time. oh, back flip. >> he did it! >> and it works. >> surprising. >> i know. >> the skier stanning virtually still. the jump underneath him, kicks him up into a back flip. pretty cool. >> another guy dressed up. did you notice that? it was a ski party. >> i'll count and you hide. one, two, three. >> hide and seek, a past time all children love. and luna is playing with her dad. although she's having a problem understanding the hiding part of hide and seek. >> four, five, six. >> she does go to hide but it's where she hides that's the problem. >> seven, eight, nine, ten. >> where is she? >> what the heck is -- >> she knew you had to

you may know him from 1987 teen vampire film lost boy autos my son was stolen. away. >> today, jason patrick has a starring role in what could be a reality shochl the 47-year-old is in sacramento lobbying politicians for a proposal that allows the law to define him as a dad, a court ruled he is just a sperm donor. >> because you're a donor you're not allowed to prove in other statute or other way your parentage. >> patrick's drama started when he and his former gifl friend agreed to have a child through artificial insemination. he was part of his son's life more than two years and could have been considered a legal father if a signed agreement granting him that status was in place prior to conception. after a split, and no legally binding contract in place, he lost custody, and hasn't seen the now 3-year-old for months. state senator jerry hill just wants to help men and same-sex couples in that situation. >> because of the pr, it lost focus. to me the focus is parenting what. is in the best interest of the child? >> calls were not burned by the cryo bank is opp

bury their hearts in the ground-- i-- i think he may be confusing gay people with vampires. never invite a gay into your home or will visit you at night in the form of a bat or a fine mist. but here's the thing. in russia, that's actually considered accurate scientific data. >> dmitri-- insists after all that he is not homeo phobic. he says he was simply supporting medical rules deny-- designed to prevent hiv positive men from donating blood or organs. >> oh, please that is ridiculous. what kind of country would ban gay men from donating blood based on some kind of pathetic, archaic aids paranoia. >> right now in the united states gay men cannot donate blood. >> okay, you know what i won't miss about hosting this show, having perfectly edited sound bites routinely contradict the thing i just said. and finally-- (applause) >> finally, i just want to personally say a big thank you tonight because there are some people who have gone above and beyond to make my job so much easier this summer than it could have been. and one in particular. i'm talking, of course b anthony weiner.

>> i heard from the creator they are going to go more towards the core vampire group and to kind of simplify the show a little bit. >> thank god. i was just starting to feel confessional. >> is kristen hinting the vamps will go back to jail? >> was comfortable in the story line. i gained five pounds in the storyline because i was so comfortable. usually i'm in these cute little outfits. >> promise me you are going to kill her. you use ou do sexy, do a body double? >> i had one naked scene and i was comfortable with alex. >> her mom uncomfortable with the racy tiff with -- >> good job honey. that hike she was silent. i know what brought it up. >> the "true blood" finale promising blood, sex and drama sunday on hbo. >> up next -- rihanna's secret breaking bad obsession exposed. breaking down all the final season burning questions. >> thread lightly. >> to the punch and the throw. >> then orange is the new black. no, it's not a fwags trend. t's summer's "girls behind bars" -- how far did they go to research the show? rebel wilson bears all about her >> welcome back to "extra." now fans of "brea

. >> they knew i had to ward off some vampires or something. let's talk desserts gentle

. >>> well, if you have a fear of vampires, you are probably happy you weren't at last night's atlanta braves ballgame. crazy out there. that is a bat, flopping around. an injured bat out on the field, their shortstop took time to finally make the play on this, got it in his glove, very appropriately, guess who he hand it is to? >> the bat boy. >> get it? >> bad dumb bum >> >> the bat boy his name is ron, car tris to the safety of the dugout, trust us, the bat is okay. they eventually said, set yourself free and they let the bat go and went back to the trees hang upside down. >>> another animal story four, a zoo in china coming under fire this morning, accused of putting a fake african lion on display. >> doesn't look like a lion. >> look at this the state-run news agency says it put a tibetan mastiff, like in this photo, in the lion enclosure. >> people believed this was a lion? >> the dog started to bark. >> sometimes gives it away. >> the zoo tells the paper it has the lion just at the breeding facility at the time. the dog was temporarily put in its place u reports are the zoo also

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i say one we have the knowledge of the variety of different kinds of capitalism there are vampire vulture capitalism that adjusts survival of the slick as in the gut sweden where you have a much more row softer capitalism where the poverty rate is two or three percent and the children see high quality education but i think generally speaking capitalism as a system. the quest for profits what it isa magic relation of power between bosses and workers it's very logic tied to profits with how rocky's at the workplace very logic tends to lead forward for the most part. wealth inequality that in the end is usually unjustified and so i tend to be a critic of capitalism across the board just like i'm a critic of imperialism white supremacy male supremacy images of. muslim sensibility and i'm very suspicious actually of various forms of nationalism that tend to be chauvinist pig that think that somehow only human being within borders has value and those outside have no value with much less value but because we live in a moment in which capitalism is so ubiquitous it is so had to monic it is leadin

what's up with the vampire costume? i'm not a vampire.oh, ye of little faith. pick a card, any card. show it to everyone. now put it back. is this your card? really? how about this one? sorry. weird. are you sure you didn't put it in your back pocket? of course i didn't. you would have seen me. (gasps) wow. (kids murmur excitedly) (applause) that was awesome! how did he do that? okay, so we've got the food, invitations, plates, streamers... don't forget balloons. we've got them, d.w. so now we just need to decide on what you want to do for your half-birthday party. i know exactly what i want: that unicorn that emily had at her party. that wasn't a real unicorn. it was a donkey with a plastic cone strapped to its head. you're not supposed to tell me that. next, you'll say there's no such thing as leprechauns. i'll call up the unicorn guy tomorrow. hey, do we have any books about magic? why don't you try the library. (gasps) (laughing) now i need a volunteer from the audience. someone big and strong. how about you, sir? now tie this in a kn