so when you answer, you've got to say vandelay industries. i'm vandelay industries? what is that? you're in latex. what do i do with latex? i don't know. you manufacture it. this is michael barth, another george. [all] hi, michael. how you doing? everything all right? i just came from the podiatrist. i've got gangrene. they'll probably have to amputate. [loud laughter] any questions? what are we looking at here? is he a loser? no, not a loser. let's start with the second scene. you have it? a man gave me a, you know, massage. [laughter] so? well, he had his hands, you know, and, uh, he was, uh-- he was what? uh, he was, you know, he was touching and rubbing. [loud laughter] that's a massage. i think it moved. this is melissa shannon. hi. hi. how you doing? melissa is reading for elaine. it's like a bald convention out there. sorry. i, uh, made a faux pas. no, you didn't. he knows he's bald. how about that guy wearing sweat pants? is that for the part, or does he walk around like that? ok, shall we start? you know what? i'll read with her. oh, great. oh. all right, want to start? y